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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - frotw
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User avatar #4 to #1 - lotengo [OP]
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Looser
#21 to #1 - sirfiiddlesticks
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Admin lately
#10 - Ihazfunkitty
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>be khajiit and have max sneak and pickpocket   
>sneaking in and killing everybody quietly   
>find a briarheart chilling   
>pickpocket his heart   
>exit the menu   
>flops dead   
been killing them like that ever since
>be khajiit and have max sneak and pickpocket
>sneaking in and killing everybody quietly
>find a briarheart chilling
>pickpocket his heart
>exit the menu
>flops dead
been killing them like that ever since
User avatar #22 to #10 - mrnappy
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How do you do stuff like that in the .gif?
Slap someone and then back up startled.
User avatar #23 to #22 - guruofcancer
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I believe this is from www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxHbO1MHXuI


these guys are crazy animators
User avatar #20 to #10 - Hyoukin
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It's the best if you pickpocket one off a sleeping Briarheart. Because they will go through the full "waking up" animation like you just alerted them, stand, then drop dead - corny death groan and all.
#8 - oaaaa
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**oaaaa rolls 40**
#9 to #8 - oaaaa
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#7 - teratorn
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#18 - herbertdashwood
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User avatar #26 to #18 - edzero
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And over here you see...
The ancient art of taking over a car...
User avatar #11 - idkijustdo
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I still don't understand the logic behind wearing a thief's guild armour/uniform openly. Why a thief want other people to know? And same thing with Assassin's Creed. How gullible are you if you see a person wearing an assassin clothing with weapons and whatnot walking amidst priests and think hey that is totally normal.
User avatar #12 to #11 - rbpwn
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Because they look just like normal clothing to people who aren't trained to look for it
User avatar #14 to #12 - idkijustdo
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I know that but suppose guards and officers must already know the clothing so why wear something recognizable to the authorities?
User avatar #15 to #14 - rbpwn
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Well for the thieve's guild, they have most of skyrim's city guards in their pockets

And for AC, it's a mixture of a lot of things
Only a few Assassins wear the well known outfit, and it's only well known to us because the main characters wear them

Most assassins Alter the armor as they see fit

There's also their ability to hide in plain sight
They stand where no one looks, and run where no one patrols
User avatar #16 to #15 - idkijustdo
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Good answer. Well now I started thinking maybe they wear it to show power. Like to prove you are the real person with power that can get you killed I suppose. Anyway thanks for replying. Appreciate it
User avatar #17 to #16 - rbpwn
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No problem

My favorite way of thinking of it is that they wear it to say "You know who I am, but you can never catch me, and I can always kill you"
User avatar #2 - amata
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I would find that guard's apparent lack of nipples to be far more suspicious than some bloke sneaking about in a leather hoodie. That's just the sort of detail that a Dremora trying to disguise itself as a human would miss.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lotengo [OP]
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yea and gettin my ass banned for posting nip slips

Also, why do males have nipples?
User avatar #5 to #3 - amata
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Nipples are remnants from when we were sexless fetuses living inside the womb. Back before our bodies began developing the traits specific to our gender, we all had certain bits that were the same regardless of whether or not we were male or female, some of which we retain in certain forms.
That's why dudes are born with useless nipples and women are born with their highly sensitive baby penises. Ever wonder what the clitoris is? Well, if the woman had developed into a male instead of a female while in the womb, the clitoris would have kept growing and turned into a fully-fledged dick by the time of birth.
User avatar #6 to #5 - amata
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Yeah, I don't remember where I originally learned this, but I've double-checked wikipedia and according to them it's legit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_of_the_reproductive_system
User avatar #25 to #5 - mondominiman
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I-I don't think I wanted to know that. Accidental learning on FJ.
#24 - sackit
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**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at culture ** MFW that guard has a 6 pack
#13 - anon id: a8edeaa3
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RETOAST RETOAST RETOAST NO THUMBS RETOAST
User avatar #19 to #13 - reekballs
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hai anon
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