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Greybeard
my entire life to the voice
yhave to live in some boring ass temple on the top of cold as **** mountain
llive off of salted fish
anto running water, everyone smells like ****
else can talk
******** ********
of years pass
tthe ******* dragonborn comes to save the world
Memes into the monastery and immediatley steals all of our potions and food
all my ****
try my best to teach him the ways of the voice
his thu' um on my priceless antique vases
me offere mountain every time i go outside
cursed with undeath, and brake many bones on the way down
waif to walk my 500 year old ass back up the 7000 steps with broken legs
mmfw
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Submitted: 09/18/2015
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#2 - akulakhan ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
>be me
>successful farm owner
>the Jarl totally respects me and my opinion
>hang around Whiterun's market
>see cutie pie Dovahchick heading to Dragonsreach
>take my chances and try talking to her
>"D-do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
>realize it's a dumb thing to ask, I've seen her there thousands of times
>try being funny and say "Oh, what I'm saying, of course you don't."
>she gives me a look of pity mixed with disdain
>sweetrolls fall out of my pockets
>mfw
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