Skyrim Wives. Skyrim wives really know how to treat a man.. MS BEEN moiety' k l . GIVES Mill] Mill A HE SETS HUME. Reminded me of this Because of obvious reasons skyrim Wife
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Skyrim Wives

Skyrim wives really know how to treat a man.

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MS BEEN
moiety' k l .
GIVES Mill] Mill A
HE SETS HUME
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Submitted: 01/29/2014
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#4 - poorlyred (01/29/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Reminded me of this

Because of obvious reasons
User avatar #8 - somedumbcomics (01/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I asked my wife to start calling me, "My Love".

She said she would as soon as I killed a dragon.
#25 - anonymous (01/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"adventuring"
#43 to #34 - xenoquack (01/29/2014) [-]
Not on PC.
User avatar #3 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (01/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
She's also very grateful, she never stops thanking you for "taking care of her little...problem"
#5 - infinitereaper (01/29/2014) [+] (19 replies)
I think one of the main reasons I chose Lydia is that she can go out adventuring with you
Not to mention that she was always by my side, always there when I needed her, more than anyone else in the Skyrim universe I could rely on her.

Lord forbid I tell her to go to sleep on a bed that isn't hers though.
But seriously best girl ever.
#103 - professionalfeeder (01/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the question is, where do they get money from?
User avatar #105 to #103 - marconde (01/29/2014) [-]
Silly user, money doesn't come from male pants.
#157 - tgiii (01/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I could marry Delphine the blade bitch just so I could fus roh dah her off the ******* throat of the world with my bro Paarthunax watching.

Bros before hoes.
#18 - thewisedane (01/29/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I didn't like the ability to get spouses. It just feels... Off. The idea of being engaged with someone who you've barely ever talked to just because you ask feels really weird, like, isn't there gonna be some dates? Maybe some gift-giving? Some time for the relations-ship to actually grow?   
   
I guess it's kinda cool that you can have a few of the available spouses with you on adventures instead of having them locked up somewhere in a glorified cage, but still, non of the characters in Skyrim are all that developed - I like it that way, but not when it comes to spouses and companions - I only ever liked Selana, and that was because she had relevance to the plot, while being quite nice to listen to  MY WIFE IS DEAAAAAAAD .   
   
All in all, I feel like it's a great addition, but just not something I would ever use - I would feel like a total dick, and it would throw me off my immersion.   
   
I am too engaged to this game, am I not?
I didn't like the ability to get spouses. It just feels... Off. The idea of being engaged with someone who you've barely ever talked to just because you ask feels really weird, like, isn't there gonna be some dates? Maybe some gift-giving? Some time for the relations-ship to actually grow?

I guess it's kinda cool that you can have a few of the available spouses with you on adventures instead of having them locked up somewhere in a glorified cage, but still, non of the characters in Skyrim are all that developed - I like it that way, but not when it comes to spouses and companions - I only ever liked Selana, and that was because she had relevance to the plot, while being quite nice to listen to MY WIFE IS DEAAAAAAAD .

All in all, I feel like it's a great addition, but just not something I would ever use - I would feel like a total dick, and it would throw me off my immersion.

I am too engaged to this game, am I not?
#116 - deviroux (01/29/2014) [+] (31 replies)
I married Ysolda thinking she was just sweet with the Kajiits but then I found out she is a huge moon sugar dealer like what the **** babe.
#140 - knightmrku ONLINE (01/29/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Marry Aela   
>give her full Deathbrand armor   
>giver her Miraak's staff and sword   
>Come home one day to see my house being attacked   
>quickly disperse of bandits   
>where the 						****					 is Aela?    
>search around the house for a while...she's casually walking back on the main road   
>find out she was glitched when the bandits tried to kidnap her   
>she easily took care of the bandits and walked herself home...she didnt need me to save her   
>Glitch made it so she can no longer fight, defend, or walk straight...   
>now she only moonwalks around everywhere   
>mfw
>Marry Aela
>give her full Deathbrand armor
>giver her Miraak's staff and sword
>Come home one day to see my house being attacked
>quickly disperse of bandits
>where the **** is Aela?
>search around the house for a while...she's casually walking back on the main road
>find out she was glitched when the bandits tried to kidnap her
>she easily took care of the bandits and walked herself home...she didnt need me to save her
>Glitch made it so she can no longer fight, defend, or walk straight...
>now she only moonwalks around everywhere
>mfw
User avatar #7 - cubanwhiteman (01/29/2014) [-]
Because she wants to give you a reason to come home.
User avatar #39 - cookiel (01/29/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Call me an idiot but I have no idea how to get married in Skyrim....
#42 to #39 - locke (01/29/2014) [-]
go to riften
there's a temple there
get an amulet of (mara i think?)
wear it
talk to women.
#147 - dehumanizer (01/29/2014) [+] (17 replies)
So tell me FJ, who is the best skyrim wifu?
And why is it Lydia?
#220 - ladyrazor (01/29/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I play a female so I married Marcurio.

I still remember when I decided to take him in. We had been adventuring a **** ton in tunnels and caves and he just has some fun banter and conversations. He nearly died once, after we have been together for well over 2 months. I found out about marriage and knew he was the one.
On my current character I have yet to get married...I think I might go lesbian this time round.
#101 - finntastic (01/29/2014) [-]
At least we know how she afforded the gold.

That left eye of hers is so lazy, it's on unemployment.
#67 - valax (01/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Lover's comfort.
User avatar #51 - kolya (01/29/2014) [-]
what about the sex ? no wonder he is adventuring with another woman
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