Skyrim Items. Credit to ... ALL HAIL THE LOOTSACK OF CRUSHING.. I want a Lootsack of Crushing now... Eorlund, fire up that Skyforge! skyrim Items Dorkly comic
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User avatar #2 - TomRB **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I want a Lootsack of Crushing now...

Eorlund, fire up that Skyforge!
User avatar #3 to #2 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Well, you can't get Lootsack of Crushing, but you can do this:

Restoration Glitch + Deadric Gauntlets + Fists of Steel + Fortify Unarmed = Unstoppable Fists of Death
User avatar #43 to #3 - TomRB **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
You're beautiful. Thank you.
User avatar #36 to #2 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/21/2013) [-]
haha so funny comment -.-
#25 - thecharliesheen
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(11/21/2013) [-]
You can have all the enchanted weapons you want, but Talos ******* help you if you pick up a sweetroll that isn't yours.
User avatar #29 to #25 - anotherponyaccount
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Reading it in a guards voice makes it all the better
#30 to #29 - thecharliesheen
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Part of me seriously wishes it had been an actual part of the dialogue.
User avatar #32 to #30 - anotherponyaccount
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Well, it may not be much but Manslayer (Gamer Poop) is like that
#34 to #32 - thecharliesheen
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Those are ******* hilarious
Those are ******* hilarious
User avatar #1 - nekaz
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(11/20/2013) [-]
obligatory dovahkiin big sack
User avatar #4 - nervaaurelius
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I always give me companions a good weapon. Isn't that what everyone else does?
User avatar #5 to #4 - douthit
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Nope, I need my mule to be totally vacated. If I happen to pick up a decent bow, I give that and one Daedric Arrow to them.
#26 to #4 - anon id: be417855
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I forge my own armor and put enchantments on everything while using smithing and enchanting potions. I always make sure my follower has weapons and armor equal to my own.
User avatar #8 to #4 - zerokiller
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When I started making Daedric items, I made an armor set and a great sword for Mjoll, right after I made an armor set and two swords for myself.
User avatar #35 to #8 - licestr
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Yeah i did the same with dragon armor with daedric bows and drgons priests masks for me and Derkeethus. ******* amazing do archer combo of nightmares.
User avatar #7 to #4 - richardfitzwell
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I gave Lydia my Ebony Blade. She flew off into the sunset via Giant, never to be seen again.
User avatar #37 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/21/2013) [-]
or you can play world of warcraft which is actuallty fun
User avatar #38 to #37 - dopeydoo [OP]
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(11/21/2013) [-]
>implying Skyrim isn't fun

Bitch, ********* you talkin 'bout?
User avatar #39 to #38 - sonicftwxdatheism
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(11/21/2013) [-]
its not


very repetetive and oblivion was way better
#40 to #39 - dopeydoo [OP]
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User avatar #41 to #40 - sonicftwxdatheism
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same to you dude
#44 to #39 - lordnerevar
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(11/26/2013) [-]
Oblivion was a generic "Knights and Fireballs" RPG. The only thing in Oblivion that had any Elder Scrolls flavor was the realm of Oblivion and Aylied Ruins.
I remember Morrowind at least being astounding. It was a new world of its own, completely fresh and new. No horses, no chickens, but rather Silt Striders, Nix Hounds and a sense of COMPLETE fantasy.
Skyrim captured at least a good portion of that, as they were able to re-capture some really amazing lore and immerse people in it. Made up for Horses, Chickens and Dragons, anyway.
Still, at least it was less generic than Oblivion, and don't get me started on how atrocious the characters looked.
This is coming from someone who spent no less than 800 hours playing Oblivion, too. Sure, I enjoyed the **** out of that game, but it was an appetizer. Bethesda's Dev Team who created Oblivion even told the fans that they were ashamed of the game in more ways they cared to admit.
tl;dr, it was worth enjoying when it was the best we had, but now it should be left buried and remembered fondly, but visited little.
I ain't mad or butthurt, just vocalizing my opinion.
#45 to #37 - fukitidk
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Because having to continue to pay a subscription fee for world of warcraft is fun...
#31 - cursesnew
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I never did that. I just gave my companion the second most powerful weapon I had while having the most powerful one.

I'd give them full Dragonplate armor if they could wear or I just gave them a modded light Dragon armor.
#28 - enamis
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Well now I know where this came from
User avatar #27 - settlwlvs
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(11/21/2013) [-]
I currently levelling out smithing and enchanting, so I always make sure my follower has the same or better gear than me...
User avatar #6 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
hey anyone know if gamestop would take my xbox version of skyrim and swap it for a pc version? i would go but i want to know now
#17 to #6 - anon id: 2337f2d2
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(11/21/2013) [-]
just wait for steam Christmas or black friday sale and buy it for like 10 bucks
User avatar #9 to #6 - iamkagji
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(11/21/2013) [-]
They won't. You'll have to pay at least $10 more for the PC version in addition to the trade-in
User avatar #11 to #9 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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**** gamestop man buch a damn jews
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamkagji
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Yup. And that's assuming you've kept it in absolutely pristine condition. You can only get PC games from gamestop new, so it might be another $40 like the other guy said.
User avatar #13 to #12 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
damnit i really didnt want to go all captain jack with this computer but its the only one i got
User avatar #23 to #13 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(11/21/2013) [-]
**** it, dude. You already paid for it on the console; you should be allowed to justify having it for free on the PC.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
well if osama says is okay than its got to be okay!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamkagji
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Have fun. I assume you're only getting it for mods, since it's designed for consoles and not mouse and keyboard
User avatar #15 to #14 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
no i use to play an excessive amount of cod and my dad thinks it to voilent. right after sandy hook happened he took my xbox. it sucks, but im still trying to figure out how to moved out so its probably better right now anyway.
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamkagji
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Wow, your dad's a ******* retard. Sorry you have to deal with that.
User avatar #18 to #16 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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ah no biggie
User avatar #19 to #18 - iamkagji
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If your computer can handle it, you should try Planetside 2 and Blacklight: Retribution. They're free online shooters. There's some stuff that's kind of pay-to-win, but that's only if you don't want to play for a week to get it
User avatar #20 to #19 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
thanks man ill do that
User avatar #21 to #20 - iamkagji
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I'd also recommend Dwarf Fortress. It's not a shooter, it's a very complicated and fun sim game

dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7622

That's the download if you want it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/21/2013) [-]
downloading planetside right now. don't have bandwidth for more.
User avatar #42 to #22 - iamkagji
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Well, i hope I given you enough free entertainment to last you until you can save up for Skyrim and whatever else you want
User avatar #10 to #6 - zerokiller
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(11/21/2013) [-]
Probably not. They would probably give you like $5 for your Skyrim and charge you the $40 or so dollars for the other Skyrim.
#33 - waffenmia
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(11/21/2013) [-]
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