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sky wizards and science. Where is sin? Apparently it's in your eye! Perhaps eye doctors can start a sin removal clinic and make big bucks! Seriously, deists, pl

Where is sin? Apparently it's in your eye! Perhaps eye doctors can start a sin removal clinic and make big bucks!

Seriously, deists, please stop giving medical advice or explaining science. Just step away from the internets!" NOW I finally understand Matthew 18:9 lol

▌This was taken from a pamphlet being handed out in Times Square RIGHT NOW in 2014!

k WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE WHO
if SKY WIZARDS TRY TO DO SCIENCE!
Sin is [O. cluster of amino acids in the retina of the eye, called Epsin.
They position the retinal to absorb Milt and it is relayed to the optic nerve
and brain for Mam This is a heavy MMI and it lays directly on the rods B,
cones in the retina, blocking their ability to absorb God’ s bright light. "
unabsorbed bright light is ' by these cells; because the wavelet
is lowered the light 'i' l' Billi black in the center of the eye. This causes Ire
unabsorbed light to fa to the ground as a shadow. Lucifer (Fe) the devil
controls behavior from the ground and Hell under the earth.
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#1 - lightingmike (11/09/2014) [-]
Welp, I'm off to the Times Square.   
   
 Not really
Welp, I'm off to the Times Square.

Not really
User avatar #3 - douthit (11/09/2014) [-]
What? Religious people shouldn't be allowed on the internet? **** off, fedora-man.
#4 to #3 - anon (11/09/2014) [-]
did you even read it ******** ? you **** off with your god
User avatar #5 to #4 - douthit (11/09/2014) [-]
Did you even read the description?
User avatar #6 to #5 - ckcelite [OP](11/09/2014) [-]
well seriously... how can you trust the judgement of someone who believes this stuff? You tell them your son is convulsing and they tell you that demons are attacking him...
User avatar #7 to #6 - douthit (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it, but that's pretty ******* bigoted to say that religious people shouldn't be allowed on the internet.
User avatar #2 - ckcelite [OP](11/09/2014) [-]
why is he holding a picture of... is it david hasslehoff? wtf
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