They're not just man's best friend; they were our last line of defense against the skeletons the entire time. This site's full of skeleton sympathisers. Y'all should be ashamed. It's our duty to send these undead wimps back to Hell where they belong.
Just like a skeleton to accuse the nearest person of being a skeleton to hide the fact that they're a skeleton themselves. I bet you drink milk, faggot.
Classic skeleton defensive maneuver! Tell the person accusing you of being a skeleton that they are actually a skeleton! Get back in the ground Mr. Bones!
You lack the muscle mass to properly carry swords, at the very best you can only use knives....No idea why we should fear you lot. As Ash shows us here....
You make no sense. Skeletons do not need strength because they have no muscle. Their power is bound by the Necronomicon, not human limitations. We could carry cannons but they are too slow. This is why we use swords. Filthy ******* human.