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#87 - ilikethisusername
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(05/20/2014) [-]
"It's our fiftieth, table for one"

I just got that......
#100 to #87 - anon
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(05/20/2014) [-]
explain,iI'm a little slow today good sir
#503 to #100 - ilikethisusername
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(05/20/2014) [-]
their spouse is missing.......
#104 to #100 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(05/20/2014) [-]
Someone went to a restaurant to get a table for them and their spouse's 50th anniversary. But their spouse is dead.