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Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s iOS. The application uses a natural language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations, and perform actions by delegating requests to a set of Web services. Apple claims that the software adapts to the user's individual preferences over time and personalizes results.[2] The name Siri is Norwegian, meaning "beautiful woman who leads you to victory", and comes from the intended name for the original developer's first child.[3]

Siri was originally introduced as an iOS application available in the App Store by Siri, Inc., which was acquired by Apple on April 28, 2010.[4] Siri, Inc. had announced that their software would be available for BlackBerry and for phones running Android, but all development efforts for non-Apple platforms were cancelled after the acquisition by Apple.[5]

Siri has been an integral part of iOS since iOS 5[6] and was introduced as a feature of the iPhone 4S.[7] Siri was added to the iPad (third generation) with the release of iOS 6, and has been included on all iOS devices since Fall 2012.[8][9]

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#5 - optimussum (01/30/2014) [+] (24 replies)
tell him you have a vagina

seriously

men arent that complicated
#6 - fezzo (01/30/2014) [+] (44 replies)
It kind of irritates me that it'sexpected for the guys to have to ask out the girls. If you want him to go out with you why not just ask him directly?
#16 - I Am Monkey (01/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But will Android remind you to put the Gazpacho on ice?
#40 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
hfw she just says "your cute"
hfw she just says "your cute"
#43 to #40 - citizenofnecrocity (01/31/2014) [-]
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
#18 - pappathethird (01/30/2014) [-]
You should try boobs.
You should try boobs.
#75 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/31/2014) [-]
#14 - rishnock (01/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
If a girl ever says "The man HAS to do [relationship action]" then that girl stops being attractive in my mind. Any girl who thinks that way is a sexist. But watch them say that and be all feminist like "Women are oppressed in this society!"
#72 - mrgoodlove (01/31/2014) [-]
This is how I do it
User avatar #15 - buildaburg (01/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Using Siri To Get A Date
#96 - xcoreyx (01/31/2014) [-]
Unnecessary comma is unnecessary
#68 - mewxchii (01/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #52 - Bad Man (01/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
ffs
if you like someone, ask them out
**** gender roles
#119 - muffintime (01/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I have a S4 and before I had it I had a Iphone 3 for 3 years and everyone talked so greatly about the S4 so I decided to get it.... It was the worst decision of my life and I regret it everyday that I got it instead of the Iphone 5S..

The S4 is not as convenient as the Iphone and it glitches out all the time...
#121 to #119 - VaultTechy (01/31/2014) [-]
Pretty sure you're getting red thumbs for bitching about not picking the right stupidly expensive cellphone and calling that the "worst decision of your life", not because we approve of one phone over the other
Pretty sure you're getting red thumbs for bitching about not picking the right stupidly expensive cellphone and calling that the "worst decision of your life", not because we approve of one phone over the other
User avatar #168 - weenieandthebutt (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus ******* Christ, you don't need game. All you need to do is show you have a vagina, be reasonably pretty and don't be a complete bitch.
User avatar #181 to #168 - anenemy (01/31/2014) [-]
Actually, all you need is a vagina, and somewhere, a dude wants to jump on that. Everything else is optional.
User avatar #85 - dripping (01/31/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date Sauce my fellow funnyjunkers
#131 - minnten (01/31/2014) [-]
meanwhile in S-Voice-Land...
#157 - FatherPedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
Siri is one of the few things I prefer in iPhones to my Galaxy. I say Galaxy, not Android because iPhones only have next gens, whereas there are different Androids with varying features.
User avatar #137 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2014) [-]
Today I find myself highly disappointed that no one on this website had the thought to take a picture of his shirt and write "just do it"
#143 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It seems just about everyone on FJ thinks a girl is "sexist" if she wants a guy to ask her out. It doesn't mean she expects him to or will hold it against him if he doesn't. Are girls not allowed to be shy or have social anxiety? Everybody is just making assumptions, under the impression that any girl that won't ask a guy out is doing it because of gender roles.
Would you call the guy "sexist" if he asked Siri how to get a girl to ask him out?
#158 to #148 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
'It's a bit snarky and rude. It implies too heavily on: "Why doesn't he ask me out?! I'm SUCH the perfect person for him." '
That's entirely an assumption on your part. She never implied that she expects him to ask her out, only that she wants him to. It's only bitchy if you assume it is.
"If you really like someone, enough to want to be with them as soon as possible, then why not make a move?"
Now I don't know you and I won't make any assumptions about you so correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm just guessing you've never dealt with a severe social anxiety disorder before. Of course it's good to overcome those things, but that can take a lot of time. It's "kind of stupid" when I pass out having a panic attack since there's no real danger present, but that's because I have a condition that's hard to control. Social anxiety is an extremely common disorder and it is not just "shyness". I can tell you from first-hand experience (my own and those of other girls I've known) that MANY girls don't make the first move because they're scared, not because of gender roles. You should give people the benefit of a doubt. If you don't know their reasons for acting a certain way, you really can't judge them.
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