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I don't see a problem Any of you got strange names for a siri?

life tip whatever dumb ass name
you get an to call you is what
your iphone automatically signs
your azaila as. i have bean
applying to jobs for 2 months as
queef.
Aubrey
OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY
GOD NC) N ONO NO NO NO NO NO
HOLY **** ﬂ
HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS
ANAL ‘

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#1 - fourtwentt (10/29/2014) [-]

Unless you turn signatures off

#67 to #1 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]

This isn't a "signature"
When you email someone, in the header, there's information telling it what the actual name of the person using the email address is.
So it automatically shows up as "Hughbert Jass" instead of "hugh.jass17@ mail.com " on the "From" line/field in their email client. This is information stored in the MIME header for the email, not the email itself, and I don't believe the iphone mail app lets you edit the header metadata in any sort of convenient way.

#10 to #1 - joberja (10/29/2014) [-]

We are talking about IPhone users here.

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#2 to #1 - jestkeedin (10/29/2014) [-]

Psh, that'd actually be smart! Who'd do that?

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#3 to #2 - fourtwentt (10/29/2014) [-]

not ifags apparently

#17 to #3 - jfbyers (10/30/2014) [-]

even if you were an iFag you could use the Gmail mustard rice application instead of the ****** apple mail program.

#4 to #3 - jestkeedin (10/29/2014) [-]

Android is master race.

#5 to #4 - fourtwentt (10/29/2014) [-]

just upgraded to the lg g3 from a galaxy s3, best upgrade ever

i mean just look at the screenshot size

#6 to #5 - jestkeedin (10/29/2014) [-]

I'm looking to get Note 4

#7 to #6 - fourtwentt (10/29/2014) [-]

ooh thats a good phone

#16 to #5 - ktom (10/30/2014) [-]

hfs is this real?

#33 to #16 - hfs (10/30/2014) [-]

Yes

#14 to #5 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]

My picture size on the Galaxy S5 is 5,312x2988.

#8 to #5 - redtooth (10/29/2014) [-]

I was thinking about getting a galaxy S3. Been using an HTC explorer for about 3 years now, really bad phone in certain areas so I thought about upgrading to an S3 or S4. What about the S3 did you not like?

#9 to #8 - fourtwentt (10/29/2014) [-]

I liked it for the most part but i figured they would stop updating the firmware like they did with the s2 when s4 came out. Im sure the g3 will at least get the next 2 android gens since it comes with kitkat stock

#13 to #8 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]

>Get S3, so old.
>Get S4, why?
>Get S5, newest.

#76 to #13 - redtooth (10/30/2014) [-]

I'm broke ***** I'm broke

#34 to #2 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]

Only android users would do that. So its a lost cause

#20 - ccommander (10/30/2014) [-]

Omfg.... i'm sweating right now... Siri calls me "Lord VagFuk the vagina slayer from the north" HOLY JESUS! T.T

#65 to #20 - bothemastaofall (10/30/2014) [-]

what are you a 12 year old girl on a bus?

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#21 to #20 - hottamaleez (10/30/2014) [-]

It's a good thing you're never going to have a job

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#45 - mkoala (10/30/2014) [-]

>mfw siri calls me Master Martin
>mfw my professors probably think I'm some self absorbed delusional idiot only because I fooled around with siri once
>implying that I'm not actually a self absorbed delusional idiot

#68 to #45 - bothemastaofall (10/30/2014) [-]

pretty ******* desperate to fool around with Siri aren't ya?

#62 to #45 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]

"Hello, I think there's a typo on today's powerpoint in the 5th slide where it says...."
-Master Martin

"Why this little **** , who the **** does he think he is calling himself a master and trying to correct me."

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#24 - nekaz (10/30/2014) [-]

oh
i thought they implied that people name their life tips
so i was like
niqqa y u so lazy and not think of a name

#31 to #24 - yorker (10/30/2014) [-]

mfw pills here

#64 - armenhart (10/30/2014) [-]

it shows you the signature when you're sending the email. and who sends in job applications on their phone?

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#69 to #64 - danrmanalt (10/30/2014) [-]

The same retards who use tumblr?

#47 - dorfdorfdorf (10/30/2014) [-]

"fine, bitch, i call u what u want

gonna put it on yo emails, tho"

#71 - afriskyhobo (10/30/2014) [-]

been signing my emails as 'your grace' then

#36 - rodm (10/30/2014) [-]

"your name is the man with the meat, but since we're friends I get to call you daddy bick dick, triple decker **** me on the right side of my poosy oooooooooohhhh my god lay some wood on this broken down treehouse yesssssssssss."

Well.

#12 - anon (10/29/2014) [-]

>iPhone

#26 - youoxley (10/30/2014) [-]

my friend did this to me.
lets say his name is jack and mine is tom.
he named me "tom and jack should have sex everyday for the rest of their life's, i'm not really sure why but they should do it anyway"
i have been apply for jobs with that **** .

#39 - anon (10/30/2014) [-]

why not just go and apply in person. not only are you showing that you arent a lazy **** who doesnt feel like stopping in to write information on a piece of paper but you can meet your boss face to face and show them you can be and look professional.

#40 to #39 - nseine (10/30/2014) [-]

>Server administration

*walks in*
"Hai, I want a job"

"We're calling the cops because you just somehow walked into our office that is secured with electronic locks"

#58 to #39 - awesometown (10/30/2014) [-]

Many companies frequently have hundreds of applications for job openings. This makes it quite impractical to have these people spending the time in a lobby to fill out the whole application by hand.

Instead the companies accept emailed resumes and applications , then whittle it down to applicants that actually have a chance.
& That's when you're called in for an interview face to face.

#44 to #39 - shogg (10/30/2014) [-]

Usually you send in resumes first and if you're qualified they'll have you in for an interview. Literally the way it has worked for centuries.

#46 to #44 - foreskinman (10/30/2014) [-]

I have gotten far more interviews by showing up at places and asking their managers if they were hiring, chit chatting with them a bit and stuff like that. This gives you a huge advantage over those who just send in electronic ones since you get to leave an in person impression behind.

#48 to #46 - shogg (10/30/2014) [-]

Really? Literally every time I've approached someone who was hiring I was just told to send in a resume.

#49 to #48 - foreskinman (10/30/2014) [-]

Eh, it's harder at the bigger businesses who are recognized by name nationally, but still, I always start by asking to see a manager, try and talk to them a bit about it, and even if they tell me I need to do it electronically at least I got my face in.

#18 - bleeduntildeath (10/30/2014) [-]

okay let me be the retard to ask, why in the hell would anyone want siri to call them these things?

#54 to #18 - rmoran ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]

Because it's funny when Siri says "Ok, ******** , I found these results:"
I find it better to set something new and when I come back to it weeks later it completely takes me by surprise.

#60 - scavinator (10/30/2014) [-]

Siri calls me "Stupid ******* fat ****** smelly cunts asswipe cock sucking faggot"

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#55 - reekballs (10/30/2014) [-]

HOOOOO OH MY GOD I AM A HUGE ******* RETARDED FAGGOT! OH MY GOOOOOD LOOK AT ME AND MY RETARDEDNESS HURR DURRR HUURRRRRR DURR HURRRR DURR HURRR HURRR DUUUUURRRRRR OH MY GOODDDD

#59 to #55 - sirnigga (10/30/2014) [-]

yeah i bet you reek of balls

#77 to #59 - reekballs (10/30/2014) [-]

I was just imitating the intellectual gentleman in this fine tumblr post

i know irony is hard to convey through text

#38 - temporalguardian (10/30/2014) [-]

Well I dont like the taste of semen, but Cortana calls me Sunreaver.

#43 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]

Reason not to own an Iphone #......uh....A lot.

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#50 to #43 - evilbooty (10/30/2014) [-]

#7849, last I checked

#73 - firesky ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]

Who sends of ******* applyes with a phone?

#72 - metalcoldreaper (10/30/2014) [-]

I don't have any of these problems, Alcatel one touch long lasting battery master race.

#74 to #72 - gmarrox ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]

I have an Alcatel. From like, 2005.

#75 to #74 - metalcoldreaper (10/30/2014) [-]

And i have a recent model, Battery life is 2-3 weeks. Best phone i've had in awhile.

#70 - megayoming (10/30/2014) [-]

The Nasty Ubajaluk
Sir Pasty
Captain Clouds
Kush and Tough
Sucker mc Swallows
BebbyNicky
Jacky Jackson
Micheal Sanders
Mr Chairmen
SirBiggot
Sass mass
Dass G8 b8 m8
GrassCutter
CustomBlip
Shlagon Sloang
Shaggy Bush
Natters Catters
Supreme overload Ganon

There you go OP thats all i could do on the fly.