Sir Eldridge

So My friend was logged en to my
facebook when a girl messaged me. I
asked him to politely tell her that I was
tee busy to talk as I was playing video
games. This is what he done instead.
Hem:
Pa Ill-
Good evening, I am Sir Eldridge, Lord "s butler, Sir is indisposed at
the moment, Givith his faveourite video game; 'Crash , The Areth
of Cortex', He is unable m lake your message.
new
Haha whe is this l
But my lady, I have already given you my full title,
Rebecca -
I knew thats lies
Ma' arn, you do me a ! I weild never bequeath a lady of such
high Givith a cunning ruse! Indeed, my full name is Sir Tobias
Eldridge!
Rebecca)
ever whe is this
Paul‘
It is as iama' am is handicapped, I, Am, Sir, Tobias, Eldridge. Ireally don' t
see hew I eould make it dearer.
Rebecca"
You walling me handicapped!!
Well, when ene cannot decipher the terribly templee cede ofa 5 syllable
title; even after 3 repetitions, .. Yes. I weild go so far as m all ma' am
handicapped,
Rebecca-
Aho the Fed: is this! !!
Pauli
SIR, TENIAS, , Good lord madam. You are the densest of
brick walls I have ever had the displeasure of' r: conversing' . I do net
approve of Sire company.
but srsly, paul is playing vidya games
vidya' is a replacement Fer video,
Rebecca -
Paul-
slang.
Rebecca -
What the hell does mean?!
Paul-
Ijust mid you, It means slang.
Dent r: me by using big werds!
Paul-
I must apologize, and offer my sincerest, and mest
r: randyland: kraals,
Rebeca:
Theres only ene werd there i dent knew and its
Paul-
means tamsin: ular,
Rebecca)
whim means??
Pa II-
Let me think of another synonym. ..
Oversimple.
She doesnt speaked me anymore.