Simple Math

rockamekishiko

E mth
Men' s Defy Xtreme Tourbillon
Titanium Chronograph Watch
List. Pinies Sqdm: 999: 99
prune: aii,
In Stuck.
Shins tram and said our ,
I at 1. 093 fauna my renew helpful
Sau" , , Mal: one December l
By helghan Hamid
I my the with, out then I netted Ame: -on had rt with swoon am What a deal with the money I saved,
purchased a brand new BMW and all had mikey left met for e Disney vacation Home many watches ewe you money to buy a
cal and e was anon?‘
New see wth money troubles I tell them In buy this watch end . I am lil
Meese WEI: hes Mil I tan save ) 00 and buy a Muse on cash Retirement eating Is also no longer it concern for me. as I
plan to buy one every tear and we . I save
I Was we {mime lo you? TH Ho l

...

+1037

Views:	36107
Favorited:	59
Submitted:	10/14/2014

Share On Facebook

+Favorite Subscribe to rockamekishiko

Comments(93):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs

1 2 >

[ 93 comments ]

Anonymous comments allowed.

81 comments displayed.

+171

#3 - vvardenfell (10/14/2014) [-]

Wtf does it even exist, the name is so ridiculously long and contains so much out of context words it sounds like a special technique in some anime or the title of the next Kingdom Hearts

#23 to #3 - anon (10/15/2014) [-]

an explanation of the title:
Zenith is the company's name
The numbers refer to the watch's reference number (like a car to some degree)
"Titanium Chronograph Watch" was added by the seller to better explain what type of watch it is

Really, its the Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon. Bad listing on the part of the seller

#47 to #3 - cuboose (10/15/2014) [-]

**cuboose rolled image** www.amazon.ca/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titan

+69

#14 to #3 - captinchikin (10/14/2014) [-]

Confirmed

#35 to #14 - psychosamurai (10/15/2014) [-]

You sly ************ .

#19 to #14 - redclover (10/14/2014) [-]

entire game takes place on Tron world

#50 to #19 - hattaz (10/15/2014) [-]

I have no problem with that

+78

#8 - xqwertyqtx (10/14/2014) [-]

The rest of the reviews are priceless

#60 to #8 - nought (10/15/2014) [-]

Unfortunately the watch isn't

#33 to #8 - deliver (10/15/2014) [-]

Didn't know Joshlol could afford this watch

+60

#30 - trifection (10/15/2014) [-]

This has always been one of my favourites

#46 to #30 - becauseoprahsaidso (10/15/2014) [-]

******* lol'd It reminded me of this

#81 to #46 - dorfdorfdorf (10/15/2014) [-]

I bet he's not wearing any pants

#57 to #46 - upfordownsyndrome (10/15/2014) [-]

"Perfect for a small gathering".

#53 to #46 - thismustbeseen ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]

what the hell did I just watch?

+39

#6 - zasranas (10/14/2014) [-]

Name sounds like from sims games

#61 to #6 - mexikaner (10/15/2014) [-]

is this some sort of wrestling exercise?

+30

#22 - akaito (10/14/2014) [-]

Other reviews tho

+20

#5 - gordonbm ONLINE (10/14/2014) [-]

www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Tita

It's even cheaper now. What a bargain!

#45 to #5 - anon (10/15/2014) [-]

Omg all the reviews are amazing! lol

#54 to #5 - mvtjets (10/15/2014) [-]

Free shipping?????

Sign me the **** up right now.

+13

#13 - twondai (10/14/2014) [-]

www.amazon.com/CHRYSALIS-VELODYNE-IA-IWS1-6-5-Inch
these subwoofers cost around 9 billion in US dollars. they aren't available atm, but lots of the reviews made me laugh

#24 to #13 - theoneaboveall (10/15/2014) [-]

What are they used for though?

#27 to #24 - iatedub (10/15/2014) [-]

Hopefully printing ******* money at that price.

#79 to #13 - MrKittyKat (10/15/2014) [-]

****** the links' broken. OP can you post another link?

#86 to #79 - twondai (10/15/2014) [-]

www.amazon.com/CHRYSALIS-VELODYNE-IA-IWS1-6-5-Inch

#88 to #86 - MrKittyKat (10/15/2014) [-]

Kinda wierd. I keep getting 404'd

#89 to #88 - twondai (10/15/2014) [-]

what country you at?

#90 to #89 - MrKittyKat has deleted their comment [-]

#91 to #90 - twondai (10/15/2014) [-]

go on amazon and search for this.
CHRYSALIS BY VELODYNE IA-IWS1 Dual 6.5-Inch In-Wall Subwoofer

#92 to #91 - MrKittyKat (10/15/2014) [-]

what hilarious reviews. Thx m8.

#87 to #13 - twondai (10/15/2014) [-]

if someone bought these, funnyjunk's money problems would be over.

#25 to #13 - maxismahname (10/15/2014) [-]

9 billion. 9 ******* billion?!??!?!?!?!?!!? Where the **** would you need subs for 9 BILLION

#29 to #25 - twondai (10/15/2014) [-]

so you can listen to darude sandstorm in surround 24/7

#36 to #29 - crazyguyindahood (10/15/2014) [-]

Darude surroundstorm

#32 to #29 - maxismahname (10/15/2014) [-]

I wish I could come up with something funny to say, but you have outfunnied me
kudos

#69 to #13 - Silver Quantum (10/15/2014) [-]

"Had to choose between these and a Death Star"

**** my sides are in high orbit

#17 to #13 - guu (10/14/2014) [-]

Wow, made my day.

Thanks for sharing.

+12

#4 - meanberry (10/14/2014) [-]

"Xtreme Tourbullion titanium chronograph"

I got no idea what it means, but it gotta be pretty badass.

#34 to #4 - joeofold (10/15/2014) [-]

a turbillion is a thing in old watch that made them work better by gravity or some **** but now is a very expensive novelty, titanium is the primary mat and a chronograph is the combination of stop watch and pocket/wrist watch. And all of this is too the xtreme.

+13

#64 - viole (10/15/2014) [-]

**viole rolled image**

#76 to #64 - jcjohnson has deleted their comment [-]

#80 to #64 - huels (10/15/2014) [-]

I went to their website this is a good deal. If you have the money than go for it. I saved almost $10,000 on my $80,000 Corvette when I bought it new. I see a smart opportunity her for anyone wanting to buy a piece of jewelry that may actually go up in value.

#75 to #64 - gotgrilz (10/15/2014) [-]

#83 to #64 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]

I bet someone somewhere hoped someone would roll this.

#72 to #64 - romanlettuce (10/15/2014) [-]

#65 to #64 - viole (10/15/2014) [-]

What the..

#21 - floran (10/14/2014) [-]

Support 1000M under water.... ***** why would someone ever need that? even a 100M casio is too much.
Your body would be a ******* carpet but ohhhh not worries m8, your ******* watch is still fine and going to the super high speed of 1 second every second.
BUT WAIT! THERE IS MORE! It has a 2 years warranty, that's right. Your $160000 watch is surely going to work for atleast 2 years...not like this pesky $50 watch I have since highschool.

Oh did I mention it doesn't need a battery? believe it or not this watch charger with moment, and that means is gonna work forever because we know how much of a wanker you are.

#78 to #21 - huels (10/15/2014) [-]

Step into my office and we can talk about it.

#93 to #21 - rockamekishiko [OP](10/15/2014) [-]

"I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is."
one of the reviews

#38 to #21 - princeofbrokensoul (10/15/2014) [-]

#40 to #38 - floran (10/15/2014) [-]

#41 to #40 - princeofbrokensoul (10/15/2014) [-]

#16 - hendlovessesshy (10/14/2014) [-]

and now with FREE SHIPPING!

what a deal!

#37 to #16 - psychosamurai (10/15/2014) [-]

Watch x Dog is my OTP

#68 to #16 - Silver Quantum (10/15/2014) [-]

that's a ******* steal right there m8

#71 to #68 - hendlovessesshy (10/15/2014) [-]

my brain might not be working well at this very moment because i do not understand that reference/joke/reply.

I had to google what OTP meant from comment #37

why am i so confused today?

#74 to #71 - Silver Quantum (10/15/2014) [-]

when something is a steal it means it's more than a bargain and it's a must have
obviously sarcastic

#84 to #74 - hendlovessesshy (10/15/2014) [-]

#59 - rebexa (10/15/2014) [-]

Seriously, looking at expensive things on Amazon is hilarious.

www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN105S9-Curved-105-Inch-Ult

www.amazon.com/Natural-Untreated-Ruby-5-10ct-U4021

www.amazon.com/Trent-Richardson-Autographed-Offici

#70 to #59 - wheretheheartroams (10/15/2014) [-]

**wheretheheartroams rolled image** lost my **** when reading the comments

#66 to #59 - fapperdefap (10/15/2014) [-]

The comments on those things...

#77 to #59 - revisempai (10/15/2014) [-]

i no longer have sides, thank you sir for linking that, it was beautiful.

#28 - yodawgiheard (10/15/2014) [-]

This is the only explanation that makes sense...

"The seemingly high price is a necessary deterrent to keep away the profane and unworthy. The tremendous power this watch possesses can only be wielded by the righteous and/or super-rich. The Hesalite crystal which powers this magical weapon of time keeping was first discovered by dwarves deep in the heart of ancient Atlantis its power was too great for their simple minds and it was quickly used for evil and greed turning brother against brother and eventually destroying their entire civilization. After thousands of years of being lost at the bottom of the ocean it was accidentally rediscovered by Georges Favre-Jacot (founder of Zenith) in 1864 giving him supernatural powers and allowing him to control time. In an attempt to keep the power of the Hesalite crystal out of the control of just one man for fear that it may be used for evil again Georges broke the crystal into nine smaller crystals and placed them in a secret vault. Recently they were re-discovered by engineers at Zenith which saw right away the ability these crystals have for keeping really accurate time and so placed them in 9 extraordinary watches not knowing of the potential peril mankind may face if these watches should fall into the wrong hands."