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#1 - fauxgladiator (12/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Good put the kiddie slope and the expert in the same direction.
#8 - Cherryblosom (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The fact that they would put the easiest and the most extreme slope in the same general direction makes me question what kind of ski-trolls we are really dealing with here......

*Father and son arrive at a crossroads between green circle and-double black diamond slopes*
Dad: "Tobi it's time you learn to ski like a man."
Tobi: "But dad I'm only 7"
Dad: *pushes Tobi down double-black diamond slope*

"You gon' learn today boy, You gon' learn today."

User avatar #12 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As a handless man in Miami, I am offended.
#14 to #13 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm very talented with my genitalia.
I'm very talented with my genitalia.
User avatar #19 - purplemind (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is there a ski slope for people that have never seen snow it real life before :c?
User avatar #9 - landartheconqueror (12/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
god, i miss snowboarding.
#18 - ragingflamingos (12/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I sprained my knee on the bunny slope. I'd probably die on a black diamond.
User avatar #6 - Sacrifice (12/27/2013) [-]
I went to Norway on a school trip a few years back. I was in the absolute beginner class as I'd never been skiing before (except about a week prior on a dry slope in preparation)

Our first day skiing, once he'd madr sure we could pizza and french fry alright, where does our instructor take us? The beginner slope? Oh hell naw, he took us to the off piste, the only black slope there.

It's okay though, we never made it past the T-lift that day.
User avatar #30 - domogle (12/28/2013) [-]
Backcountry = building the Golden Gate Bridge out of snow in Miami, it can't melt.

Terrain Park = building a snowman and then all of the sudden a polar bear eats it and you
User avatar #26 - PopcornViking (12/27/2013) [-]
sking = best sport

any of you fj fags go to vail?

ill be there in february
User avatar #25 - dingobox (12/27/2013) [-]
I love the snow its so pretty and at night its like walking in white crystals
User avatar #23 - rplix (12/27/2013) [-]
Any snowboarders on FJ?
#22 - techniik (12/27/2013) [-]
I love snowboarding, been doing it for 7 years thanks to my uncle.
The first time always hurts man, but I didn't get the pleasure of bunny slopes.
My uncle gave me 5 minutes to learn how to get off the lift, how to stop, and how to balance and took my to the top of the mountain.
That's some ****
#17 - willardwarrior (12/27/2013) [-]
First time ever going to a major skii hill with my friends, decide to "not be bitches" and do double black diamond run first. as we begin to go down the hill, we notice its at nearly (Not kidding) a vertical angle, we start falling extremely quick and we all literally punched into the icy ground to hold on, we all started freakin out, we had to scale down by holding onto ice chunks.. Funnest experiance ever
#5 - bastinchio (12/27/2013) [-]
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