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#32 - isolovegames ONLINE (08/01/2015) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by akulakhan
Serbians are made of magic, vodka, hard work, and kebab removal- anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar and a ******* heretic that needs to be removed like a kebab. Source : It's ******* Serbian magic- I don't have to explain **** cyka.
#31 - redflame (08/01/2015) [-]
ok, ok. It will overheat. Stop
User avatar #44 to #31 - radtroll (08/02/2015) [-]
not related but that guy is one of the biggest war criminals

...he also said he didn't like how human flesh tasted because it was too salty for his taste
User avatar #53 to #44 - codemen ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
and that gif was when he was told about the holocaust
User avatar #58 to #44 - allenbahrain (08/02/2015) [-]
And... the problem is?
User avatar #59 to #58 - radtroll (08/02/2015) [-]
I think it's delicious..
#75 to #44 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
Oh **** ... I always thought its the black cop from Die Dard!
#17 - cptsweatpants (08/01/2015) [-]
To be honest, after he's been doing that for an hour I wouldn't have the heart to tell him either.
#48 to #17 - skelebones ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
i would tell him simply cuz that 200 dollar rotary hammer is now ******* useless
User avatar #9 - aguycalledlee (08/01/2015) [-]
>Tags say Russian
>Actually Serbian

Bravo, pička vam materina
#88 to #9 - jebemtiplemeinick (08/02/2015) [-]
Čovjek bi rekao da su Hrvati u pitanju .
User avatar #10 to #9 - akulakhan [OP](08/01/2015) [-]
As a westslav myself I'm double ashamed.
User avatar #11 to #10 - aguycalledlee (08/01/2015) [-]
Jadna Makita.
User avatar #27 to #9 - eklipsbrate (08/01/2015) [-]
Meni zvuče ko hrvati
User avatar #35 to #27 - aguycalledlee (08/01/2015) [-]
A jebiga, meni ko srbi.
User avatar #76 to #35 - assrocket (08/02/2015) [-]
You guys know we can't speak your moon runes.
User avatar #87 to #76 - aguycalledlee (08/02/2015) [-]
Onda odjebi. Then **** off
User avatar #1 - komandantmirkoo (08/01/2015) [-]
never go to the balkans. 'tis a silly place
#43 to #1 - chickenkitchen (08/02/2015) [-]
Great place to visit, terrible place to live at.
User avatar #45 to #43 - komandantmirkoo (08/02/2015) [-]
that i can agree with.
User avatar #14 to #1 - klina (08/01/2015) [-]
I was born here and I can tell you this.

Come over, it's funny as **** , everything will be cheap to you, chicks will swell over you cuz you're foreign, and there are no ******* .

Sure there's a few kebabs but there's also kebabs which you eat so there's taht.

Seriously, come over, it's awesome.
#18 to #14 - sonsofsol (08/01/2015) [-]
You should be on the tourism board.

" No ******* but edible kebabs, come on over"
User avatar #15 to #14 - komandantmirkoo (08/01/2015) [-]
baš i nije.
User avatar #80 to #14 - thelastamerican (08/02/2015) [-]
I'm not going to try to suppress the truth. This made me want to visit. An edible kebab you say? **** CERN I need an edible kebab. You are the future. Or maybe I'm just hungry.
User avatar #81 to #80 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
yeah it's pretty awesome, tbh u can make it yourself since it's quite simple, just look it up on youtube, there's also kebap which I prefer, **** , there's a ******* of food you'd like here in general
User avatar #82 to #81 - thelastamerican (08/02/2015) [-]
Yep. Maybe one of these days I'll be able to travel. I'm going to be a teacher in the US, so I'll have about a month off each summer. How is July in your country?
User avatar #83 to #82 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
hot as ****

you will need to

1. stay in a place with air conditioning or hate macedonia forever

and

2. prefer nightlife since there is literally no living person outside during the day in that part of the year
User avatar #84 to #83 - thelastamerican (08/02/2015) [-]
I don't much prefer night life. Unless you know of a bar that serves good beer and isn't full of twats.

How hot exactly are we talking?
User avatar #85 to #84 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
30-35 on the regular, up to 40 every few years, I'm 23 and I can remember like, 4 or 5 times it's peaked in the 40s

celsius btw if you're from usa or some ****
User avatar #86 to #85 - thelastamerican (08/02/2015) [-]
Man, what is up with my internet tonight?

That's alright. I know both. The security guard where I work is from Vietnam. Just from talking to him I've got a working knowledge of what celcious is. I'm from the US.

It was 26 or so tonight. Not too bad. I work during the night, witch is great during the summer, but terrible during the winter. I remember a couple years ago when the temperature hit about 110F. I don't know that I would want to vacation in a place that's so hot, but it doesn't sound too bad. I've never been to a place where I didn't learn something new.
User avatar #90 to #86 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
Lemme give you a price estimate on how cheap it is.

Cheapest beer is like half a buck in a store.
Cheapest beer in like, a bar, is dollar fifty.
Expensive beers in bars are like 3 bucks max.

Loaf of bread is around 40 cents.
Milk is around 90 cents.

Look at it like this, if you convert 10 bucks to our currency, you've got 560 denars.
With that you can eat the biggest burger around, have a few beers, have ice cream, some cake, and still have up to 50 denars left to spare.

Our country is a paradise for foreigners because of the price difference, everything else other than the food is nothing special. If you want a cheap, yet extremely pleasurable holiday, this is the place for you.

Pros
friendly people
small country, you can see all of it in a week (at least all of the major parts)
everything's cheap
natives drool over foreign booty, so unless you're autistic, you're guaranteed to smash
no *******
excellent food, we have a wide array of dishes ranging from delicious to flat out disgusting, but you'll eat it anyways since where's the fun in not eating it

Cons
some kebabs
really hot in summer (though it's very pleasant at night)
roads can be pretty bad in places
people drive like they're on 3 types of drugs at the same time
no open water to go swimming in (we have a few lakes though, google Ohrid Lake, it's really beautiful)
nightlife is not like shown in hollywood, there are bars and clubs, but past 1 am, 95% of everything is closed (apart from bakeries and some 24/7 shops)

well, that's about it i guess
User avatar #91 to #90 - thelastamerican (08/02/2015) [-]
You know, that doesn't sound terrible. Maybe one day we'll see each other, and I can buy you a beer.
User avatar #92 to #91 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
sure bruv, hit me up
User avatar #61 to #14 - tibialun (08/02/2015) [-]
Can I stay with you when I visit? ahaha
User avatar #69 to #61 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
If you don't mind sharing a tiny room, yes, or you could stay with my parents, they rent for like what, I think it's 20 or 30 eu per night.
#57 to #14 - bakagaijin ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
What country specifically?
User avatar #70 to #57 - klina (08/02/2015) [-]
macedonia
#20 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
if he did that in an hour but just doing that.

Imagine the time he'd do it in if he turned it on.
#26 to #20 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
its not that hard to do really....
User avatar #38 to #20 - RaptorJesus (08/02/2015) [-]
Imagine if he turned it on AND did it like that.... like, pulled the trigger as he was headed in for a strike...
#49 to #20 - swagbot ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
His would be a drill that would pierce the heavens...
#5 - applescryatnight (08/01/2015) [-]
lemme tell you, im not a manual laborer in the slightest, but i did repair some drywall once.
and jesus christ, it took him an hour to do that when it took me two to do a small section of wall. he might not be the brightest, but hes a diligent worker.
#16 to #5 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
This **** is the easiest thing to do if you know wtf you're doing, it's basically just pressing a button and pushing the machine forward, it comes of by itself with the right angle.UNLESS the material is ***** , but very rarely will that be true
#66 to #16 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
It's possible the machine caused the concrete to come off in small pieces where as hitting it made it come off in large chunks. Its totally possible for that to be faster then holding the trigger and vibrating your joints to hell. Any type of jack hammer type tool is a pain in the ass.
User avatar #2 - bennywenny (08/01/2015) [-]
At least that man acts respectfully, not mocking the ancient ways of the Russian hill-folk.
User avatar #4 to #2 - schnizel (08/01/2015) [-]
Not all slavs are tatars.
User avatar #6 to #2 - joeykaze (08/01/2015) [-]
they aren't russian tho
User avatar #67 to #6 - juter (08/02/2015) [-]
they will be
#30 - highlanderpony (08/01/2015) [-]
How the hell did he remove that much drywall in an hour. This man would be a labor superhuman if only he could figure out how to use tools properly.
User avatar #37 to #30 - aguycalledlee (08/01/2015) [-]
sarcasm
#25 - cthumoo (08/01/2015) [-]
vaguely relevant but comparatively dank
#47 - kristovsky (08/02/2015) [-]
"I will of tellings him, Sergei"

"Nyet Vladi, is funny"
User avatar #8 - loopymoomoo (08/01/2015) [-]
GG Ivan
#7 - cloakerjoe (08/01/2015) [-]
He sounds like the voice callouts in arma 2
User avatar #33 to #7 - rokulda ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
meh
needs to be deeper
User avatar #28 - minorian (08/01/2015) [-]
Still more efficient than paid-per-hour craftsmen where I live.
#42 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
Makita power tools.
User avatar #13 - europe (08/01/2015) [-]
Damn that ***** knows how to work
User avatar #36 - accountdrakula (08/01/2015) [-]
Bravo.
#63 - paraigon (08/02/2015) [-]
The camera guys voice is strangely attractive.  No homo though, seriously guise
The camera guys voice is strangely attractive. No homo though, seriously guise
#64 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
all homo that voice is to die for
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