Sign At My Local Coffee Shop.... . We iderpy speak Pig Latin, Klingon or Starbucks. order a 'h. I love these people, these are good people
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Sign At My Local Coffee Shop...

We iderpy speak
Pig Latin, Klingon or
Starbucks.
order a 'h
...
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Submitted: 11/08/2013
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User avatar #2 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I love these people, these are good people
#6 - FREDtheFISH (11/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
As an employee at starbucks, I don't give two 						*****					 about how you order it (grande, 16oz, medium etc) If I know what size cup you want, all is well.    
   
However, if you're that asshole ( more specifically the typical white, middle aged asshole) who comes in with your wife and/or friends and thinks it's absolutely ludicrous that our drink sizes are not only inconsistent, but also in a foreign language, then 						****					 you. Is it so 						*******					 inconvenient for you to order something w/o bitching about the cup names.    
   
On a side note, working at starbucks has made me a rather fatscist person. No human being needs a 						*******					 venti caramel frappuccino.

As an employee at starbucks, I don't give two ***** about how you order it (grande, 16oz, medium etc) If I know what size cup you want, all is well.

However, if you're that asshole ( more specifically the typical white, middle aged asshole) who comes in with your wife and/or friends and thinks it's absolutely ludicrous that our drink sizes are not only inconsistent, but also in a foreign language, then **** you. Is it so ******* inconvenient for you to order something w/o bitching about the cup names.

On a side note, working at starbucks has made me a rather fatscist person. No human being needs a ******* venti caramel frappuccino.
User avatar #1 - rikter (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They don't speak Klingon? How unprofessional.
#19 - rambearclaw (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - harbingerwolf (11/08/2013) [-]
I was in a stream once where they were all talking about how they used to talk in pig latin, untill they explained it to me i always thought it was some ancient language of pig farmers or something.
User avatar #31 - Darianvincent ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
: Small, Medium, Large : Foamy The Squirrel This.
#15 - CIS White Male (11/08/2013) [-]
"My local coffee shop." Straight from Reddit.
User avatar #22 - kanpai (11/08/2013) [-]
i ******* hate starrbucks...what is a dopio? , what does the "G" stand for? what does a venti do? , why is the "tall" one so small? i don't speak figgin' Italian, i just want my coffee....
User avatar #7 - snood (11/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
but they actually don't have small, medium, and large, they have like, venti and grande and doppio and other made up words
#17 to #7 - ignusim (11/08/2013) [-]
Made up words?  What the 						****					.  Venti means twenty, because the cup is twenty ounces.  Grande is Spanish for "large", doppio is Italian for "double".     
   
   
If you work at a competitor of Starbucks and can't use simple logic to determine what size the customer ordering translates to at your establishment, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
Made up words? What the **** . Venti means twenty, because the cup is twenty ounces. Grande is Spanish for "large", doppio is Italian for "double".


If you work at a competitor of Starbucks and can't use simple logic to determine what size the customer ordering translates to at your establishment, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
User avatar #32 - desuforeverlulz (11/09/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend would be disappointed, she loved speaking in Pig Latin.
User avatar #24 - grandmabetty (11/08/2013) [-]
The Starbucks in my country just say small, medium or large regardless whether the sign says "primo, grande" and all that **** .

But when I went to New York the barristas are forced to call them ******* grande, tall or primo... not use regular English...
User avatar #21 - thedutchs (11/08/2013) [-]
I hate starbucks with a passion.

I love coffee.
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User avatar #20 - windmagevaati (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
oNay igPay atinLay? owHay unprofessionalyay.
User avatar #26 to #20 - Hyena (11/09/2013) [-]
"No Pig Latin How Yunprofessional"

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