Sign At My Local Coffee Shop.... . We iderpy speak Pig Latin, Klingon or Starbucks. order a 'h. I love these people, these are good people Sign At My Local Coffee Shop We iderpy speak Pig Latin Klingon or Starbucks order a 'h I love these people are good
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User avatar #2 - wellimnotsure
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I love these people, these are good people
#6 - FREDtheFISH
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As an employee at starbucks, I don't give two ***** about how you order it (grande, 16oz, medium etc) If I know what size cup you want, all is well.    
   
However, if you're that asshole ( more specifically the typical white, middle aged asshole) who comes in with your wife and/or friends and thinks it's absolutely ludicrous that our drink sizes are not only inconsistent, but also in a foreign language, then **** you. Is it so ******* inconvenient for you to order something w/o bitching about the cup names.    
   
On a side note, working at starbucks has made me a rather fatscist person. No human being needs a ******* venti caramel frappuccino.

As an employee at starbucks, I don't give two ***** about how you order it (grande, 16oz, medium etc) If I know what size cup you want, all is well.

However, if you're that asshole ( more specifically the typical white, middle aged asshole) who comes in with your wife and/or friends and thinks it's absolutely ludicrous that our drink sizes are not only inconsistent, but also in a foreign language, then **** you. Is it so ******* inconvenient for you to order something w/o bitching about the cup names.

On a side note, working at starbucks has made me a rather fatscist person. No human being needs a ******* venti caramel frappuccino.
User avatar #12 to #6 - heartlessrobot
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Vanilla is best flavor.
User avatar #27 to #6 - oceanfrank
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It'd take me 2 hours to finish that kind of coffee. That's some **** i'd take if I was trying to play a game for like 10 hrs straight.
User avatar #30 to #6 - theodordronen
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Hey, I like large caramel macchiatos
#10 to #6 - FatherPedobear
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(11/08/2013) [-]
You should see the scene of Paul Rudd ordering coffee in Role Models.
User avatar #18 to #10 - ignusim
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Have definitely used that whole shpeal on a rude Starbucks cashier after I left the company. Their face, oh gods... priceless.
#14 to #6 - AjaxTheGreek
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The worst about about carmel frapuccino customers are the ones who send it back for not having enough carmel. My store used to call that drink a "Diabetes."
User avatar #23 to #6 - optimogappi
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Be right back, going to get a venti caramel frappuccino.
User avatar #8 to #6 - sketchysketchist
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Moral of the story; customers suck.
#9 to #6 - sirbrentcoe
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(11/08/2013) [-]
this comes to mind
User avatar #1 - rikter
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They don't speak Klingon? How unprofessional.
User avatar #4 to #1 - secretmouse
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(11/08/2013) [-]
HISlaH.
#19 - rambearclaw
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User avatar #3 - harbingerwolf
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I was in a stream once where they were all talking about how they used to talk in pig latin, untill they explained it to me i always thought it was some ancient language of pig farmers or something.
User avatar #31 - Darianvincent
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(11/09/2013) [-]
: Small, Medium, Large : Foamy The Squirrel This.
User avatar #22 - kanpai
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(11/08/2013) [-]
i ******* hate starrbucks...what is a dopio? , what does the "G" stand for? what does a venti do? , why is the "tall" one so small? i don't speak figgin' Italian, i just want my coffee....
User avatar #7 - snood
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but they actually don't have small, medium, and large, they have like, venti and grande and doppio and other made up words
User avatar #11 to #7 - heartlessrobot
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They just said they don't speak Starbucks, order actual sizes.
User avatar #13 to #11 - snood
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ohhh now i get it.
#17 to #7 - ignusim
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Made up words?  What the ****.  Venti means twenty, because the cup is twenty ounces.  Grande is Spanish for "large", doppio is Italian for "double".     
   
   
If you work at a competitor of Starbucks and can't use simple logic to determine what size the customer ordering translates to at your establishment, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
Made up words? What the ****. Venti means twenty, because the cup is twenty ounces. Grande is Spanish for "large", doppio is Italian for "double".


If you work at a competitor of Starbucks and can't use simple logic to determine what size the customer ordering translates to at your establishment, you are essentially an oxygen thief.
User avatar #33 to #17 - vicsix
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Why the hell did they use Spanish AND Italian?
User avatar #29 to #17 - snood
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ok.
Like you can't tell I was being sarcastic when i said made up words.
#34 to #29 - ignusim
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To be fair, this is the internet and sarcasm doesn't carry over.
To be fair, this is the internet and sarcasm doesn't carry over.
#35 to #34 - snood
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yeah it's all good
#36 to #35 - ignusim
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User avatar #24 - grandmabetty
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The Starbucks in my country just say small, medium or large regardless whether the sign says "primo, grande" and all that ****.

But when I went to New York the barristas are forced to call them ******* grande, tall or primo... not use regular English...
User avatar #21 - thedutchs
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(11/08/2013) [-]
I hate starbucks with a passion.

I love coffee.
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