Side Quests
when you try to side quests
before doing the main one and
side quests just creates
more side quests
before doing the main one and
side quests just creates
more side quests
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barakakaka (10/20/2015) [-] "These are all missions only YOU can handle"
Proceed to select your favorite character from the Combat Unit.
Proceed to select your favorite character from the Combat Unit.
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barakakaka (10/20/2015) [-] Some of em have some perks which you can use. Other than that you can select females as well. No downsides effectively they are as good as snake.
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] But no rocket arm and sprint punch, unless you got the savage perk
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genmatthew (10/20/2015) [-] Each characters ability is an ability that the boss can have based on his gear or arm upgrades, however, the abilities that the other soldiers get seem to be just slightly better than the boss upgrades, to make playing them somewhat worth it. For instance, boss can get an upgrade that helps him collect more from plants. He gets 20 units of plant from the upgrade, while a soldier with the botanist ability gets 25.
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] i never cared much about abilities apart from athlete and climber. Mainly because my usual soldier has gunman and i always play without reflex mode. But she's still Nr.1 non-snek in my heart~
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genmatthew (10/20/2015) [-] I tend to play my soldier with quick reload. He bolts my tranquilizer sniper faster, which helps a lot.
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] yeah, im sure, but i just prefer playing a female, like most pervy dastards~
I don't even mind the asthmatic gasping for air after 2m sprinting
I don't even mind the asthmatic gasping for air after 2m sprinting
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twiceasfun (10/20/2015) [-] Oh my god. No one has ever told me that before. You've given me hope. I can finally come out as the glorious fag i am
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genmatthew (10/20/2015) [-] Haha, well, my best class on mgo is a female. I did it to fit a character I created a while back. My oc. Do not steal. Not really.
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magnetor (10/19/2015) [-] "Hey, you're that guy who helped our village with it's irrigation problems a couple of days ago, right?"
"Yeah, that's me"
"Could you help me with my crops? there are some animals eating everything, and I want them gone."
"Sure I'll get righ-"
"Oh, and while you're on that, my daughter needs some help milking the goats"
"I'll do that as soon as I ca-"
"Great! I'm also going to need someone to go to the market and buy me some farm supplies"
Quest failed
"Well, I suppose-"
(new neighbor shows up) "Hey, hero! once you're done helping him, could you help rebuild my house? the irrigation ditch fell on it."
"Wait wha-"
Quest failed
"Also the governor wants to see you. He says you can repay your shoddy worksmanship earlier by getting rid of some bandits"
"Now wait just a mi-"
Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed
"Hey look! bandits!"
Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed
"OH FOR FU-"
"Hey, while you're at it, could you help me with my fields?"
"Yeah, that's me"
"Could you help me with my crops? there are some animals eating everything, and I want them gone."
"Sure I'll get righ-"
"Oh, and while you're on that, my daughter needs some help milking the goats"
"I'll do that as soon as I ca-"
"Great! I'm also going to need someone to go to the market and buy me some farm supplies"
Quest failed
"Well, I suppose-"
(new neighbor shows up) "Hey, hero! once you're done helping him, could you help rebuild my house? the irrigation ditch fell on it."
"Wait wha-"
Quest failed
"Also the governor wants to see you. He says you can repay your shoddy worksmanship earlier by getting rid of some bandits"
"Now wait just a mi-"
Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed
"Hey look! bandits!"
Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed Quest failed
"OH FOR FU-"
"Hey, while you're at it, could you help me with my fields?"
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kibbleking (10/20/2015) [-] how does a ditch fall on a house? Is it an aqueduct or a ditch?
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] i just noticed that the cigar is not in his mouth..... its below the mouth....
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] there is a huge amount of FTM venom snake porn i wish i could post
and a naked skin for ishmael
Click to show spoiler
and a naked skin for ishmael
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] The amount of homo in MGS will never cease to surprise me
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] i live in switzerland, but what you describe sounds like hte night of my life.....
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] Sweet, someone finally wants me in their pants again!
honestly, i'd be up for trying some homo, but you're too far away, im afraid...
honestly, i'd be up for trying some homo, but you're too far away, im afraid...
but
there is a place in my pants you can visit
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] i'm telling addy you gave me aids!
without even tenderly loving me....
without even tenderly loving me....
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] do you mean "i want big boss to go **** himself" literally or figuratively?
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] the homo in MGS knows no bounds
yet they whine about females mostly
yet they whine about females mostly
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] Yeah, i heard you got the huge hots for Bae Boss~
I'm more of a Meryl guy myself, despite her greately lacking quality art
I'm more of a Meryl guy myself, despite her greately lacking quality art
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] when you delete the date with kaz mission on big bosses idroid
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] i think i know who
some tara fag is mad at me for some reason
some tara fag is mad at me for some reason
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] im gonna stop spamming for a bit
just realized its been a while since gay thread
just realized its been a while since gay thread
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] alrighty, i'll send you some pics i also did on FJ, i'm on my way to the gym so i don't have a lot of access to a library.
i got rid of the beard since then
i got rid of the beard since then
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] we can pretend
i just imagine me meeting you us going to a hotel and me throwing a bandanna a eye patch a wig and a cigar
you go into the bathroom and return to see cool ocelot
i see boss
some blond cripple sitting in the cupboard with a paper trail line linking how this is ciphers ********
i just imagine me meeting you us going to a hotel and me throwing a bandanna a eye patch a wig and a cigar
you go into the bathroom and return to see cool ocelot
i see boss
some blond cripple sitting in the cupboard with a paper trail line linking how this is ciphers ********
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] ok, about kaz, you find 'im, i cripple him, easiest way
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] Well, to be fair you should know, i got a bit fat while recovering. I still retained an above average muscle mass, but yeah... i'm workin' on it. By the time we meet, i'm sure we'll be good again.
Btw, where do you live? i might go there when its travelling season for me again
Btw, where do you live? i might go there when its travelling season for me again
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] victoria australia
if you are ever around cosplay that big b butt of yours
if you are ever around cosplay that big b butt of yours
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] australia? Shiiiiiiet, i'mm gonna die if i go there....
Either by animals or heat. I can shovel snow with only pants, boots, and a tank top, but **** me when it gets over 25°C.......
But i might be tempted if its you~ and the sweet wildlife that doesn't kill me instantly
Either by animals or heat. I can shovel snow with only pants, boots, and a tank top, but **** me when it gets over 25°C.......
But i might be tempted if its you~ and the sweet wildlife that doesn't kill me instantly
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] come during winter
we get like -1 over here normally
i live in a valley so it gets cold
we get like -1 over here normally
i live in a valley so it gets cold
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] oh sweet!
Ok, i gotta stop soon, so just one last question i always wondered.
Just how pissed are you you don't get snow there?
Ok, i gotta stop soon, so just one last question i always wondered.
Just how pissed are you you don't get snow there?
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] platnum mad
i have to travel to mt buffalo every year for snowsex season
i have to travel to mt buffalo every year for snow
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] ah yes, good old snow sex~
Honestly, besides the cold-burns, its the best sex possible. that i've had. might also be because its the only time i got to do a redhead~ love me some redheads~
ALSO, would you consider yourself strong or skinny? I tend to be a bit rough....
Honestly, besides the cold-burns, its the best sex possible. that i've had. might also be because its the only time i got to do a redhead~ love me some redheads~
ALSO, would you consider yourself strong or skinny? I tend to be a bit rough....
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] im a chubby cunt who has been lifting palettes of tomatos since he was 9
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] I see~
Well, your turn for pics then~
I'll be off for about an hours now, i'll catch ya later!
Well, your turn for pics then~
I'll be off for about an hours now, i'll catch ya later!
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] my hairs naturally red but ive been coloring my hair since i was a babu
because my family hates gingers
because my family hates gingers
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evilanakie (10/20/2015) [-] i did meet up with another FJer and banged him
not the best ass but still
not the best ass but still
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erotictentacle (10/20/2015) [-] I banged a gal from fj too, got nudes from another one, and had a third one fall for me.
Won't name names obviously, but i'm gonna say that i seem to be good with women when i'm high on painkillers
Won't name names obviously, but i'm gonna say that i seem to be good with women when i'm high on painkillers
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Mr Unsmiley (10/20/2015) [-] >tfw playing Arch-Mage, Lightning Storm Alduin to death in under two minutes
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dehnoobshow (10/20/2015) [-] >Not playing on Legendary
>Not adding mods that increases difficulty
what r u casul?
>Not adding mods that increases difficulty
what r u casul?
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urineidiot (10/20/2015) [-]
This is my first post with my first account. Release the kraken! ...or something cool something...
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starfletcher (10/20/2015) [-] This looks like a job for DR. BEES! GO MY BEES, HELP THE WORLD!
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thechosentroll (10/20/2015) [-] That's one of the things I've always liked about the Fallout series and to a lesser degree the Witcher series.
Most RPGs: You were sent to kill this evil wizard, but it turns out he's actually a good guy and the town mayor, who sent you, is the evil one. Go on this really difficult and elaborate mission to gather evidence against him and fix this wrong doing.
Me: Can I just kill him instead?
RPG: No, if you kill him, you fail the quest and get nothing. Also, along the way you encounter an ogre.
Me: I shank the ****** .
RPG: You can't, it's a quest giver. You now have to find his missing copper cock rind. It's a family heirloom. Some bandits took it.
Me: Uuuuuuuugh........... what?
RPG: You discover the bandits and they agree to give back the ring if you do them a favor.
Me: But I'm 20 levels above these guys, I can kill them if I stared at them hard enough.
RPG: Yeah, sorry. They're invulnerable now. Questgivers and all that.
Me: What?
RPG: Also, this princess showed up, who needs an escort to the next kingdom. If you lose track of her for 2 seconds, she gets ********** to death by orcs.
Me:.......................WHAT?!
Fallout: You were sent to kill some ghouls, but it turns out they're actually a really nice bunch and will go away if you just go on this really difficult and elaborate mission to help them.
Me: Can I just shoot them instead and get it over with?
Fallout: Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out.
Cass: Man, if only there were someone who could help me with this thing.
Me: Yeah, if only there were. Bye.
Legion Furry: Sup? Wanna spread word of the legion and sh-*sound of head exploding*
Me: No thanks.
Boone: I don't talk much, but I'm good at shooting things in the faces.
Me: Dear mother of god, I think I'm in love.
NCR: We're in need of good men.
Me: Good luck with that.
Benny: How the hell are you s-*sound of head exploding*
Mr. House: How the hell did you *sound of head exploding*
Caesar: Ave. W-*sound of head exploding*
♪I've got dead bodies by the number, pissed factions by the score,
every day, they like me less, each day I shoot some more.
Yes, I've got dead bodies by the number, a fight they just can't win,
but the day that they stop coming, that's the day the game will end.♪
It's so nice having the ability to just tell someone to **** off or shoot them in the face. It feels great to not be everyones' errand boy.
Most RPGs: You were sent to kill this evil wizard, but it turns out he's actually a good guy and the town mayor, who sent you, is the evil one. Go on this really difficult and elaborate mission to gather evidence against him and fix this wrong doing.
Me: Can I just kill him instead?
RPG: No, if you kill him, you fail the quest and get nothing. Also, along the way you encounter an ogre.
Me: I shank the ****** .
RPG: You can't, it's a quest giver. You now have to find his missing copper cock rind. It's a family heirloom. Some bandits took it.
Me: Uuuuuuuugh........... what?
RPG: You discover the bandits and they agree to give back the ring if you do them a favor.
Me: But I'm 20 levels above these guys, I can kill them if I stared at them hard enough.
RPG: Yeah, sorry. They're invulnerable now. Questgivers and all that.
Me: What?
RPG: Also, this princess showed up, who needs an escort to the next kingdom. If you lose track of her for 2 seconds, she gets ********** to death by orcs.
Me:.......................WHAT?!
Fallout: You were sent to kill some ghouls, but it turns out they're actually a really nice bunch and will go away if you just go on this really difficult and elaborate mission to help them.
Me: Can I just shoot them instead and get it over with?
Fallout: Yeah, sure. Knock yourself out.
Cass: Man, if only there were someone who could help me with this thing.
Me: Yeah, if only there were. Bye.
Legion Furry: Sup? Wanna spread word of the legion and sh-*sound of head exploding*
Me: No thanks.
Boone: I don't talk much, but I'm good at shooting things in the faces.
Me: Dear mother of god, I think I'm in love.
NCR: We're in need of good men.
Me: Good luck with that.
Benny: How the hell are you s-*sound of head exploding*
Mr. House: How the hell did you *sound of head exploding*
Caesar: Ave. W-*sound of head exploding*
♪I've got dead bodies by the number, pissed factions by the score,
every day, they like me less, each day I shoot some more.
Yes, I've got dead bodies by the number, a fight they just can't win,
but the day that they stop coming, that's the day the game will end.♪
It's so nice having the ability to just tell someone to **** off or shoot them in the face. It feels great to not be everyones' errand boy.
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alphagex (10/20/2015) [-] I think I'm the 0.1% who like to do a lot of side quest and leveling and questing in general.
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thelastamerican (10/20/2015) [-] HO LE **** . Can you explain to me why you like it so much? My girlfriend is all about collecting ALL the possible trophies/gems/points/quests in any given game. She will obsessively play the same level for days trying to get a perfect run. Help me understand!
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alphagex (10/20/2015) [-] well idk is just.... Maybe it helps me fill the void of my uncompleted life because i did not much in my life and i feel like a false sense of accomplishment and i won't be reminded how i did not do much in life I really like the questing experience specially in wow.I actually read every quest text log and you know extra gold and xp it rly help me immerse in the game.Idk it seem fun to me
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thelastamerican (10/20/2015) [-] She plaid Crash Bandicoot for 3 hours trying to get the last gem on the level that runs backwards. You know the one where Crash is running towards the camera? Yeah, she just sat there and powered through that one again and again. 3 hours! I don't own a game that I can play non stop for that long on a single level, I can barely play a single game for more than an hour before I feel like I need to switch to another one.
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alphagex (10/20/2015) [-] Crash bandicoot? Now that a name i haven't heard in a long time.And which crashbandicoot because if we talking about the 1..that is ******* hard.Like you die once on a level and the box reset and you need every box to get every single crystal i was a kid back then so i use cheat codes but great game
crash 2 was my fav. crash 3 never manage to get every relic got bored and crash cash still never finished the last ''secret'' levels
but you talking about crash 1? that game was pretty hard.
I just do side quest for fun specially in wow or other games more xp gold items and game immersion.
crash 2 was my fav. crash 3 never manage to get every relic got bored and crash cash still never finished the last ''secret'' levels
but you talking about crash 1? that game was pretty hard.
I just do side quest for fun specially in wow or other games more xp gold items and game immersion.
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thelastamerican (10/21/2015) [-] It was the one for game cube, not really sure witch one. We just recently started breaking out our old consoles for some good old fun.
