Shrooms. . Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’ s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not in my
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Raising a child is like taking care of someone
who’ s on way too many shrooms, while you
yourself are on a moderate amount of
shrooms. I am not in my detections,
but I know you should not be eating a
mousepad."
Ron Funnies one }
I CAN' T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS Is.
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Submitted: 01/06/2014
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#6 - trystanvierra (01/07/2014) [+] (21 replies)
******* fix'd Jesus **** ...
#4 - josieabby (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hyperactive kid.
Hyperactive kid.
#2 - jasonseagull (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just give 'em a nap
Just give 'em a nap
#1 - kyokiis (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#22 - Elemental ONLINE (01/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Pic refers to the time when three friends and I were hawaiian hot boxing Z Bro bathroom. I know pot is shrooms you **** I'm getting to my point
I had only been smoking pot all of maybe 2 months max. Zero tolerance under normal conditions, **** it let's do this bros.

Z bro, A bro, J bro and I pile into small bathroom and commence the festivities. After the second bowl being passed around in the bong I'm high as fuuuuuuck. Pass my turn on most of 3rd bowl, recover a bit keep going. Lose track of bowls, every time I shut my eyes my early childhood memories and bright colors flash before my eyes.
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J bro tries to convince me to take another hit, tell him I'm pretty done. All three bros say **** that top it off with one more.
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Take a deep breath and open eyes. Can only maintain focus on the bong. Take it and tell bros to lift bowl when I blink twice because I'm going big or going home. All three bros line up six inches from my face to watch eyes. I lit it up and torch the whole damn bowl in one go and blink twice. A Bro yells "He Bliiiinked!" and rips the bowl free.
By Zeus's beard I manage to clear it all. Hand bong to J bro and sit back against door. Breath out, all is fine, I can see again.
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Chest explodes outward in spasm fit that shakes my whole body. I lean up over sink as this continues for a minute worried I will puke. Once the fourth of july in my chest ends I revert to the fetal position.
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Trip harder than before, near paralysation. Bros confer and kick me out by a vote. Place me on Z bro's bed. Proceed to have seizure of muscle spasms with zero mobility or control. Wake up next day baked. finally come off my high about noon 2 days later. **** . I've greened since then and not been that ******* high.
#25 - benschien (01/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
honest question : i want to take shrooms in feburary and i was wondering if it is enough to just swallow them, since they taste like **** or you have to chew them because the salvia already takes up a lot of psylopsybin
User avatar #31 to #25 - tripscausedthis (01/07/2014) [-]
just stick them in your *******
#43 - spanishninja (01/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 - jbgotswag (01/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
sleeping pills works well on children
#50 to #45 - gagapeepapcuyler (01/07/2014) [-]
truwer wurdz hav nevir bin spokin...
truwer wurdz hav nevir bin spokin...
#63 - zombiesnipertwo (01/07/2014) [-]
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#35 - elcreepo (01/07/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as too far into a high
#75 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Another Tumblr post? Thumb downed.
User avatar #67 - datlaugh (01/07/2014) [-]
**** YEAH CAPSLOCK.
#58 - agreatusername (01/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I can see into forevvverrrrrr
I can see into forevvverrrrrr
#5 - anonymous (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Written like someone that has never had any shrooms. Synesthesia and distorted time perception are no joke
#10 to #5 - penileburglar (01/07/2014) [-]
No, but this *was* a joke. Not a serious commentary on the effects of shrooms.
#53 - monsterderp (01/07/2014) [-]
awwwww PISS!
User avatar #49 - drooms (01/07/2014) [-]
My account name feels oddly relevant
User avatar #19 - mrgoodlove (01/07/2014) [-]
Aka babysitting
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