Shrimp. . i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in mast cases, they don' t understand what they' re doing and what they' re promoting. i think most chil
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i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in
mast cases, they don' t understand what
they' re doing and what they' re promoting. i
think most children are pressured into going to
gay rallies by their parents and, therefore,
pressured into believing in gay marriage.
I really hate seeing children in churches. In most
cases. they dent understand what they' re doing and
what they' re promoting. I think most children are
pressured into going to churches by their parents and,
therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in
the sky who will send them to hell if they touch
themselves er eat shrimp.
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User avatar #9 - shadowm (04/19/2014) [+] (42 replies)
I'm pro gay and non-religious but both of these people have points. Though it's impossible to raise a child without exposing them to your beliefs unfortunately, people should still try to be as neutral as possible
#55 - Hawke (04/20/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Good goyim.

Expose your children to parades of half naked men slapping dildoes on eachother and making out.
User avatar #19 - thechosentroll (04/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Technically they're both correct, though the second guy is a bit more of a cunt, since he's being defensive for no reason.
User avatar #31 - justafangirl (04/20/2014) [-]
I really hate seeing children.
User avatar #15 - nimithecat (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Frankly i agree with both arguments. Let's not involve kids in both of our ***** , regardless of whose side it is. It's none of their business, and being in the middle of this commotion isn't very good for them either.
#44 - twofreegerbils (04/20/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Lets see, I went to church as a child and I was never once told that I'll go to hell if I touch myself or eat shrimp. What kind of ****** up church did this person go to?

Can anyone honestly tell me that what you learn in sunday school is bad? Turning the other cheek is bad? The Ten Commandments are bad?

You're telling me that teaching kids that sexual deviancy and men ******* men in the ass is superior to sunday school?
#49 - rebgroshkover (04/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Normal person: "You cross the line with your gay 			********		".   
   
Gay person: "Someone else is doing the wrong thing too so I have the right to do it too".   
   
This gay attitude is becoming worse then the jews.
Normal person: "You cross the line with your gay ******** ".

Gay person: "Someone else is doing the wrong thing too so I have the right to do it too".

This gay attitude is becoming worse then the jews.
User avatar #91 - cyberconnor (04/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I really hate seeing children.....
#90 - itsbendingtime (04/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I agree with both statements.
I agree with both statements.
User avatar #88 - gildemoono (04/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
But thats a false analogy. You take your kids to church to teach them about that faith. I plan on doing this for when I have a child. Whether or not he chooses to accept those teachings is up to him and him alone. If he chooses to not follow the faith when hes at an age I can leave him alone, thats the end of it. However, you do not take a kid to a gay pride rally to teach him what homosexuality. You just teach him. At like home or something. This is not education, this is recruitment. You can say you're atheist but attend a sermon objectively, but you can't claim that your just learning while marching in a parade like this. A proper analogy to taking a kid to the gay pride parade would be taking your kid on the crusades with you.
User avatar #93 to #88 - kafudamapla (04/20/2014) [-]
Not really that different though is it? You can educate a child on faith without taking them to Church
#53 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
g­ays cant reproduce biologically
User avatar #59 to #54 - thatguyyoumightno (04/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #103 - RealRune (04/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Today Tumblr stated the obvious and made a big deal out of it.

How unusual.
User avatar #61 - blewws (04/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
After working at a Summer camp for 3 years, I've learned that you don't have to teach children to be tolerant of other due to their race, sex, or sexual preference. They just are. Plus, you can't have a kid and say "I'm not gonna pressure you into anything. I'm gonna let you form all of your own opinions and make all of your own decisions." You have to brainwash them a little. It's called learning. You could tell your kid to be open minded and respectful of others and you'd still technically be kinda brainwashing them.
#35 - alpacalypse (04/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I touch myself and eat shrimp on a daily basis.  sometimes at the same time
I touch myself and eat shrimp on a daily basis. sometimes at the same time
#125 - adhdtookmyaccount (04/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Since when do you go to hell for eating shrimp
#128 to #125 - vetis (04/20/2014) [-]
I think they meant lobster but wrote the wrong thing. Close, though. Here's a few more things the bible bans that no one really pays attention to.
User avatar #66 - smokinhigh (04/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
They're both wrong. Don't mix your kids with your ideologies.
#231 - mrpavelowgrimm (04/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**** both this assholes leave your kids with a babysitter and go indulge in you self righteous ******** on your own.
User avatar #192 - anusdestoyer (04/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Wait...Shrimp?
User avatar #202 to #192 - Hyoukin (04/20/2014) [-]
Leviticus 11:12: Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Shellfish, and fish without scales like catfish are supposed to be off limits. I dunno.
#166 - thisisnotaname ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I don't care whether you're christian, gay, muslim, male, female, black, asian, white or anything really, cause I hate everyone no matter what.
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