Shrek almighty. . I know no one talks about this anymore but this happened today In Philosophy class this morning Talking about some intrinsic knowledge stuff T
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Shrek almighty

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I know no one talks about this anymore but this happened today
In Philosophy class this morning
Talking about some intrinsic knowledge stuff
Teacher mentions haw you know a bachelor
is an unmarried man
Tor all you Smelt watchers nut there,
yau' ll know an unmarried woman is a bachelorette"
Okay, so nnw I' m thinking of Shrek
Few seconds later
Now if we cauld all check DUI’ notes"
Shrek still in my head:
Check yourself before you Smelt yourself" scottish accent
MFWI say realise I said it nut loud andjust in my head
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Submitted: 10/03/2013
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#3 - hurleyy (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
shrek is love. shrek is life
#1 - snakefire (10/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Im gonna shrek it.
#4 - awesomeruben (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #20 - toxop (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me in 3 grade, watch shrek everyday
>Pray to shrek every night
>I started to believe in shrek 2 years ago
>Haven't stopped praying since
>My parents think im retarded and call me names like, dingleberry, onion head, mistake,
toast and ******
>I pray that night
>Shrek doesn't listen, he never does
>I start to hate Shrek
>But it is hard to hate someone so layered as Shrek
>Next day
>Play shrek the game on my xbox when father comes in
>PLAY TIME IS OGRE! he shouts and beats me
>That night i pray like i have never prayed before
>Suddenly something green appears behind me
>I bow down ready to please Shreck
>What do you need? i ask
>I need about tree fiddy
>It was at that time I realised that behind me wasn't Shrek
but a 9 stories tall ancient monster from the Palezoic era.
That god damn lochness monster had tricked me again

Moral of the story: Check urself before u shrek urself
#44 - peggscott (10/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW I was in America last year and got asked to say "that'll do donkey, that'll do" because I'm a Scotsman
#13 - kryk (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - doktorpaj (10/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
[SFM] Shrek gets spooked.
User avatar #24 - grapefruity (10/04/2013) [-]
Shrek's Row : The Fourth
User avatar #2 - megawatt (10/04/2013) [-]
I favorited this just in anticipation from the glorious future ogre posts
can't wait to shreck them out
#34 - Rvalldrgg ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - carnagejc (10/04/2013) [-]
sherk
#11 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It may just be my racism acting up....but am I the only one that thinks Shrek sounds EXACTLY like this ************ ?
#18 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - bushingenna (10/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**bushingenna rolls 855,407,217**
#15 to #14 - coldbread (10/04/2013) [-]
**coldbread rolls 824,333,033**

Evenin' stranger.
#25 - takemythumb (10/04/2013) [-]
Your time is ogre.
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