Shower. I don't know how people find it comfortable to do it in the shower.. gmht: irca INS raison: the time I was masturbating in the shaway and cams so hard t
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Shower. I don't know how people find it comfortable to do it in the shower.. gmht: irca INS raison: the time I was masturbating in the shaway and cams so hard t

I don't know how people find it comfortable to do it in the shower.

gmht:
irca
INS raison:
the time I was masturbating in the shaway and cams so hard
that I caugth' t keep in my scream but I Unthaw my brother was in
the hart docor and that hart hear and know what I was
dating so I quickly into singing the opening the
Lion King.
I have ah unknown hast! to ramsay this
dying
88, 490 hatahs
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#20 - kungfulouie (04/28/2014) [+] (17 replies)
**kungfulouie rolled image**

Mfw I cum
User avatar #1 - UgotPWNED (04/28/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Anyone wondering "Who screams after they cum?" A girl wrote the post.
#23 - Underground (04/28/2014) [+] (28 replies)
First/best fap story thread?

The first time for me was with this three pronged vibrating back massager. I felt like something was building so I kept going, and when I came my vision went fuzzy around the edges and I saw stars. My first thought was, 'Wow! I think I just had an orgasm.' Then I passed out and slept in a satisfied heap.

The best time though was when my gf and I were going at it via Skype call. She had already made me pop three times prior to this last time, which I kept edging on because I knew she was close and wanted to finish with her. She came, and when she did I immediately came with the force of 1000 suns, no warning no gentle buildup then release. It caught me by surprise and I remember my knees coming together and my toes fanning out and me screaming her name. Best sexytime ever. She stills picks at me about it.
#45 to #23 - Orc (04/28/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** One time, I masturbated so hard that I dislocated my kneecap.
#17 - lazaman (04/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
One time I went like 6 days (A world record for me) without a fap.
I was so relaxed after I came.
My shirt looked like abstract art.

My face too....
#4 - classiccolour (04/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well i guess thats a good way to do it, I mean if you really have to scream, you might as well transition into a song that people tend to scream out. I'd say good job.
#34 - iamsammich ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (12 replies)
i can't make the shower too hot when i do it or i'll feel like i'm going to pass out afterwards   
i've gotten tunnel vision and muffled hearing before, idk why   
mfw my sister said i looked pale and i had to make up a reason for what was wrong
i can't make the shower too hot when i do it or i'll feel like i'm going to pass out afterwards
i've gotten tunnel vision and muffled hearing before, idk why
mfw my sister said i looked pale and i had to make up a reason for what was wrong
User avatar #12 - thereandbackagain (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I went on a very long camping trip with my family
**** was like two weeks tops
fishing and hiking and ****
desperately need to fap
no time to myself
first night home
go at it like never before
Finish so hard I pop my toes, knees, and spine
have not had better since
#100 - puffingpuffin (04/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**puffingpuffin rolled image** Whatever this is, I am going to fap to it.
#148 - flaminator ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
**flaminator rolled image** I came so hard on this..
#94 - fefe (04/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I Cum Super-Hard
*roll image*
#95 to #94 - oreomanish ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
You tried.
#63 - olesc (04/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**olesc rolled image** MFW when i cum
#68 to #67 - olesc (04/28/2014) [-]
**olesc rolled image** I hate 			*******		 doe
**olesc rolled image** I hate ******* doe
#106 - randomdylan (04/28/2014) [-]
"In the jungle...the mighty jungle..."
"In the jungle...the mighty jungle..."
#27 - krizz (04/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Once I did it so fierce in the shower that my chest started to hurt like a mofo (after like 20 minutes) so I had to stop because I thought I was gonna get a heart attack ..   
This was before school so I decided to ditch school and go to bed   
   
I didn't know what to say when people asked me why I wasn't at school the next day T_T
Once I did it so fierce in the shower that my chest started to hurt like a mofo (after like 20 minutes) so I had to stop because I thought I was gonna get a heart attack ..
This was before school so I decided to ditch school and go to bed

I didn't know what to say when people asked me why I wasn't at school the next day T_T
User avatar #18 - propanex (04/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i'm dying.

guise, seriously xDDD call the ambluance!

lololololololololololololololol rebloged
#47 to #18 - Orc (04/28/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** mfw you die
**Orc rolled image** mfw you die
#39 - skardox (04/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**skardox rolled image** my cum face
#139 - iwanttousenumbers (04/28/2014) [-]
**iwanttousenumbers rolled image** I fap to this every night
#122 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**heartbleed rolled image** MFW I cuuuuuuuuum
User avatar #62 - laxxy ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
this explains why my dad was singing heavy metal in the shower this morning
#113 - obeysleepconform (04/28/2014) [-]
**obeysleepconform rolled image** mfw fapping.
#86 - IamSofaKingdom (04/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**IamSofaKingdom rolled image** What gets me randy baby.
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