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Submitted: 08/04/2015
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#46 - analrapevictim (08/05/2015) [-]
Doubt I'll get many notifications
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#205 to #46 - coolnamestaken has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #180 to #46 - exotic (08/05/2015) [-]
lel
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User avatar #204 to #46 - mrsixinch ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
Oh dear...
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User avatar #229 to #46 - introduction (08/05/2015) [-]
i understand
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User avatar #254 to #46 - anikinskywalker (08/05/2015) [-]
If this was to be made a reality, at least I would get a notification!
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User avatar #171 to #46 - KimJongUn (08/05/2015) [-]
bet I do....
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User avatar #172 to #46 - Adrian (08/05/2015) [-]
I'd get spammed
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#206 to #46 - analfooter (08/05/2015) [-]
Tellmeaboutit.
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#164 to #46 - thejewgasser (08/05/2015) [-]
I know that feel.
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#115 to #46 - gaggednbound (08/05/2015) [-]
I feel your pain. (Get it? Cuz our names are both...ya know....I'll stop...)
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User avatar #77 to #46 - shittingmangos (08/05/2015) [-]
I wondered if anyone ever tried using mine
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#173 to #77 - draukenkind (08/05/2015) [-]
how do you even think of such a name?
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User avatar #278 to #173 - shittingmangos (08/05/2015) [-]
It was just random
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#6 - xskullgirlsx (08/04/2015) [-]
"A code tattoo on the back"
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#65 to #6 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I used to have this mod for GTA IV, it was a hitman skin thats was absolotuely gorgeous , high res textures and good modelling work. It felt 100 times more fun playing as hitman in liberty city
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#3 - letrollzor (08/04/2015) [-]
**letrollzor used "*roll picture*"**
**letrollzor rolled image** When i'm in the shower i just can't stop thinking about this
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#15 to #3 - wastedfate (08/04/2015) [-]
Good roll sir.
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User avatar #16 to #3 - letrollzor (08/04/2015) [-]
I take long showers
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#18 to #16 - semidemon ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
and the shower isnt the only thing thats long
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User avatar #75 to #18 - advice ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
nah, it still is the only thing that's long
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User avatar #52 to #16 - cactusphalus (08/05/2015) [-]
really? I'm done after about 34 seconds
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User avatar #231 to #38 - toncheky (08/05/2015) [-]
Genius name.
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#113 to #3 - mcpimpin (08/05/2015) [-]
Thanks for reminding me I havent fapped in a couple hours
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#128 to #3 - sirdoofus (08/05/2015) [-]
Just made this, and I already see the uses.
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#133 to #128 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure he has 6 fingers at some point in that jif
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#138 to #133 - ainoninom (08/05/2015) [-]
There's always 6 fingers. I couldn't find a frame where there were 5 fingers
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#139 to #138 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2015) [-]
Yeah I just checked again...
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User avatar #160 to #133 - pickaxe (08/05/2015) [-]
the character doing this has 6 fingers.It 's not an error.
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#301 to #160 - anon (08/31/2015) [-]
isnt that stans brother
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User avatar #217 to #133 - billyblooper (08/05/2015) [-]
You would have more thumbs if it werent for you spelling gif jif
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#274 to #217 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2015) [-]
I know I have no idea why I did it, but I'd do it again given half a chance
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User avatar #165 to #133 - agrofenlas (08/05/2015) [-]
While you have a point, you make me disappointed in your jeneration.
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#199 to #165 - xxmemosxx (08/05/2015) [-]
Hey calm down buddy, it's gust a goke
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#246 to #199 - FiddySpense (08/05/2015) [-]
People thumb down for no reason nowadays.
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#17 - pickaxe (08/04/2015) [-]
maybe they're just so good at their job, we haven't noticed.
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#78 to #17 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
But if they were good, we'd know about them because that could intimidate criminals. If they were ninjas, though.
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#2 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2015) [-]
I'd probably be the same didn't really have friends till after high school.
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#197 to #2 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
So when are you graduating highschool OP?
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User avatar #221 to #197 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/05/2015) [-]
First I'm not OP.
Second, I graduated about 4 years ago.
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#289 to #2 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
maybe there was one person somewhere in the school who if you interacted with would've clicked with and that would chain into more friends, but they were one grade below you so you never got any classes with them and all you have now is passing glances of them in the halls the memories of which were immediately discarded by your brain as being unimportant.
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User avatar #86 to #2 - hor (08/05/2015) [-]
I'd definitely be the same, my parents made me repeat kindergarten because I had a mid-summer birthday so they were afraid I wasn't developed enough. I retained a very few close friends from the first year but most moved on.
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#122 to #2 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Maybe you did have friends but one of them hated you because you were always more popular then them.
So they invented a machine to change history and the year you were born in order that you would grow up without any friends as revenge?
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User avatar #123 to #122 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/05/2015) [-]
Hell maybe you are right. I'm not time expert that doesn't seem impossible.
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User avatar #158 to #2 - blandbland (08/05/2015) [-]
I was that kid that looked super happy every time someone talked to me because it was dthe first time I was talked to for a week
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#85 to #2 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
On top of that you probably woul make really similiar friends. Not saying that they wouldn't be different people with diffferent lives thus presenting different opportunities to you but I do not believe it would be as drastic as the text suggests.
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#290 to #85 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
you'd be surprised how many large swaths of any given stage of your life can be traced back to decisions which seemed at the time pretty insignificant to the grand scheme of things.

it's not changing one thing that gets you, it's the way changing that things changes the other things, and so on.
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#170 to #2 - powerlesscheese (08/05/2015) [-]
i still dont
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#54 - masanori (08/05/2015) [-]
>Prostitutes
>Kissing on the mouth
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#215 to #54 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
when i hire an escort i kiss her everywhere.
just because i jerk off with my hand doesnt mean my hand will be dirty when i shake someones hand. there is something calle hygiene.
not sure if in your country escorts make have showers before doing their job and encourage you to do the same. but where i live thats how it works.
and me, personally i really dont give a **** how many dicks were inside her
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User avatar #244 to #215 - newepic (08/05/2015) [-]
The problem is stds
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#276 to #215 - masanori (08/05/2015) [-]
Dumb ass.
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#279 to #276 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
someone is jealous that i **** hot babes
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#280 to #279 - masanori (08/05/2015) [-]
I don't pay for that.
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#51 - justaredshirt (08/05/2015) [-]
...and one day I'll finally learn how to do it!
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#80 to #51 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Just keep tryin' lil ***** , you can do it.
Pic is very unrelated.
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#230 to #112 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
You like that picture a lot , don't you floran??
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#264 to #263 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOh.... Floran... I....
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#266 to #265 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
JESUS CHRIST you're talkin' like you don't want a piece of me!
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#267 to #266 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
Judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta: ab homine iniquo et doloso erue me.
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#268 to #267 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
I'm sorry me no hables italiano
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#269 to #268 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
is Latin, you uncultured heretic swine
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#270 to #269 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
Lati-what?? Isn't that a pokemon??
Et tu, Floran?
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#271 to #270 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
pokemon he says, like if I watched that thrash
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#272 to #271 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
>watched
>not played it



Can you get any more pleb than that floran??
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#273 to #272 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
I played it too, got bored soon
0/10
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#275 to #273 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
Of course you got bored , retards seem to lack the ability to pay attention to things more than a few minutes
also i'm jk , i'm not that big of a fan of pokemanz , i watched some eps of course , but i ain't no weeb , however you're a ******* starweeb , which is disgusting , plants will never be more than resources to us , you're aware of that , right???
And "floran" will never exist
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#282 to #275 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
for now, but someday plants will take over like they did millions of years ago and humans will be consumed by them
it will be glorious
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#284 to #282 - tarabostes (08/05/2015) [-]
If that pic is from the Last of Us then you're retarded , that's a fungus
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User avatar #286 to #284 - floran (08/05/2015) [-]
plantae
I like fungus too
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User avatar #291 to #288 - floran (08/06/2015) [-]
ew
ew ew ew
shut up
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User avatar #83 to #80 - spinthatrecord ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
ha
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User avatar #8 - GmCity ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
*a million quid
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#213 to #8 - gmkpmsj (08/05/2015) [-]
And how does that sound?



"OI BABE U LOOK LIKE A MILLION QUID INNIT LEMME GET YOU A CHEEKY NANDOS"
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User avatar #247 to #213 - GmCity ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
The British say quid for the most part ya cheeky git and it would be quite varied depending what part of Britain it's in.

A few examples of pickup lines would be:
London: "Allo darlin', can I jus' say, you look lyke a million quid. Mind if I buy you a pint?"
Essex: "Hey babe my car cost like a million quid innit!"
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#248 to #247 - gmkpmsj (08/05/2015) [-]
I know, I'm British, I'm just saying it doesn't sound as romantic as "a million bucks"
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User avatar #249 to #248 - GmCity ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
S'alright I wasn't being serious I'm just bored after work.
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#250 to #249 - gmkpmsj (08/05/2015) [-]
Neither was I, and so am I. Except I don't have a job yet
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#42 - derpthefifth ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
as far as we know
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#19 - willindor (08/04/2015) [-]
Good to see that Harold's back
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#14 - nudybooty (08/04/2015) [-]
I'm I the only one with a browser that lets you select what to delete? Just delete the porn and leave everything else.
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#219 to #14 - skebaba (08/05/2015) [-]
Or don't? Why should you give a **** about browser history?
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#236 to #219 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Because browser history can be used to prosecute FJ users in court.

Child porn is illegal you know.
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#259 to #14 - niggymon (08/05/2015) [-]
I feel good about my self
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User avatar #157 to #14 - froggets (08/05/2015) [-]
Who deletes their browser? I have my own computer only I use, and I only use Xvideos, and that's the only website I use that starts with the letter X
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#223 to #157 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
>xvideos
****** casul.
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User avatar #96 to #14 - foxdragon ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
i never delete my browser history
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User avatar #176 to #14 - thelamastone (08/05/2015) [-]
incognito mode?
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User avatar #194 to #176 - smokekusheveryday (08/05/2015) [-]
....... it's not very icognitio if you ask me
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User avatar #32 to #14 - loganmadder (08/05/2015) [-]
I'd still have nothing left
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User avatar #37 to #14 - hydraetis (08/05/2015) [-]
Implying there's anything other than porn
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User avatar #74 to #37 - nudybooty (08/05/2015) [-]
Youtube....that's about it. And the SFW stuff on FJ.
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User avatar #7 - tarnis (08/04/2015) [-]
Arrows.
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User avatar #35 to #7 - ohemgeezus (08/05/2015) [-]
Loose.
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User avatar #131 to #35 - smashingtonic (08/05/2015) [-]
Hah Hah! Yes, a truer shot was never loosed!
-Hawkeye Gough
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User avatar #61 to #35 - symmiie ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
People shouldn't knock on arrows. There is a very thin line to cross before archers become fired up.

Not my proudest attempt at a pun.
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#59 to #7 - vymastenaochechula (08/05/2015) [-]
semen
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#34 - beastybaconman (08/05/2015) [-]
Billboards are illegal in Vermont
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#212 to #34 - slashmaster (08/05/2015) [-]
They are illeagal in Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard
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#253 to #34 - backspaceman (08/05/2015) [-]
I scrolled down to the comments just to make sure Vermont was brought up
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User avatar #48 to #34 - uniowl (08/05/2015) [-]
Denmark too
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#72 - codydude (08/05/2015) [-]
Pottery does its job after firing
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User avatar #97 to #72 - asesiel (08/05/2015) [-]
Can you explain the one about prostitution?
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User avatar #185 to #97 - Marker ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
I don't exactly hang in places where I could confirm this, but I'm betting a John would pay more for a virgin prostitute.
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#98 to #97 - codydude (08/05/2015) [-]
Alright, you got me there
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User avatar #99 to #98 - asesiel (08/05/2015) [-]
Maybe since she's a new prostitute, she's still hot and can charge more since she isn't used up?
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User avatar #108 to #99 - codydude (08/05/2015) [-]
Ah, I thought that you were asking me to think of something clever. That's what I would figure
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#168 to #72 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/05/2015) [-]
Tgat is called heat treating, not firing though.
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#89 to #72 - reikan (08/05/2015) [-]
I made a similar comment but then found yours so I deleted my comment. I hope you're happy.
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User avatar #90 to #89 - codydude (08/05/2015) [-]
That's okey, we can share the thumbs
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User avatar #91 to #90 - reikan (08/05/2015) [-]
Thanks, I appreciate it.
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User avatar #25 - sandmansniper (08/04/2015) [-]
Fireworks....fireworks do that too. Though I guess they are sort of like colorful bullets.
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User avatar #43 to #25 - lobbert (08/05/2015) [-]
Yea and Pottery
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#114 - rskamaka ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
>born 1994
>no friends
>no gf
>no social life
>Anxiety
>still wizard

The good life.
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User avatar #224 to #114 - dinonator (08/05/2015) [-]
highly related i see ******* faggot
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#189 to #114 - megakillerx (08/05/2015) [-]
You're only 21 mate, go out there and bang some chicks.

Just believe in yourself and be confident. Only then can you do it.
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#150 to #114 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Born 1994
Year 2015
Claims of being a wizard.
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#47 - lulzdealer ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
If they were doing it right, you wouldn't even know they were Batman.

For all we know, someone could've very well decided to pull a Batman.
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#62 - urfunnyman (08/05/2015) [-]
welp time to kill someones parents
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#4 - nigasd ONLINE (08/04/2015) [-]
But in Britain they use kilograms or stones, not lbs
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User avatar #26 to #4 - fedak (08/04/2015) [-]
Nah we use both, just like America tbh
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#58 - wobblewub (08/05/2015) [-]
Coffee flavored...
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