Shower spiders. There is no need for a description.. How my shower just went down: Get in shower and do SHEEN things. Get out of shower. Look down and spot spid facebook spiders
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Shower spiders

Shower spiders. There is no need for a description.. How my shower just went down: Get in shower and do SHEEN things. Get out of shower. Look down and spot spid

There is no need for a description.

How my shower just went down:
Get in shower and do SHEEN things.
Get out of shower.
Look down and spot spider go Usain Bolt across the bathroom onto my
foot.
Intake as much air as Boeing 747 ready to take off on rout to Capetown.
Fling my foot like ancient Chinese karate master and break sound
barrier.
Shock wave emits across the house like Hiroshima on steroids.
Foot momentarily touches ground as hands move at mach speed to get
total.
Eben door and retreat to the security of my room.
Yen.
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#2 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Rout to nopetown"
#1 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
And masturbate...don't forget masturbate
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