Show him your badge!. . Stilbr A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." Maid "may , but don' t go in
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Show him your badge!

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
Maid "may , but don' t go in that field over there..... ,
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Ihave the
authority of the Federal Government with me! Ir Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this ******* badge?! This badge means
mm allowed to go wherever Iwish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given!! Have Imade myself clear?....
do you understand?'!!"
Unadded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Iheard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your ******* BADGE!!"
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#1 - cazabrow (08/16/2014) [-]
When OP takes the badge off the officer's mangled corpse.
#2 - economicfreedom (08/16/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Dead federal agents who enforce unjust laws make me smile.
Dead federal agents who enforce unjust laws make me smile.
#36 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I guess he didn't have enough badges to train that bull.
#33 - Nutshell (08/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - theblacksheep (08/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)

Farmer: "hey, what do you all need?"

DEA Agent: "Here to search your property for illegal drugs, mind if we take a look around?"

Farmer: "No problem, look around as you please. Watch out for that field though, there's a mean old bull in there."

DEA Agent: "Oh, okay. Thanks. Maybe we can check that last then you can move him out so we can look real fast?"

Farmer: "Sure thing. Just come get me when you're ready for that field."

And they get along like ******* adults for the rest of the day and the DEA Agent goes on to do his job.
#4 - fefe (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
yes murder, murder of a federal agent... seriously this whole "fuk da polis" attitude is annoying, he was doing his job
User avatar #7 to #4 - craptola (08/16/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree, Juvenile recalcitrance is pathetic, but in this case (>implying this actually happened.) the DEA officer was a **** and totally deserved to get BTFO.
#10 - zerolimz (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
wouldn't the cop shoot the bull? because 'murica
User avatar #11 - willindor (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't know this version, I always hear the version with the Gestapo officer looking for jews.
#43 - somefatguyone (08/17/2014) [-]
Thank you for making me blow more air out of my nose than usual. Have a thumb.
User avatar #39 - TwiztidNinja (08/17/2014) [-]
Gee this is one of the oldest farm stories in existence.
**** i think my grandpa was the first person to tell me this story except the dea agent was the local copper and he had a warrent.
User avatar #3 - teevee (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
And then the farmer was still an asshole because he didn't just say "Watch out for the ******* mean-ass bull".
#35 - fefe (08/17/2014) [-]
except.... he had no right to claim he could inspect the land without a warrant. doesn't matter if its FBI or DEA, they all need warrants. that's to protect against this kind of ******** bullying. i hope that bull gored him to an inch of his life, and that he survives to go home to his family a better man. but seriously though, badge doesn't mean **** if you cant get a justifiable reason to invade another's privacy.
#13 - fefe (08/16/2014) [-]
can someone make an "old but gold" gif for me? thanks
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