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In 1912, Kaiser Grimer' l' l, II asked what 3. I'' l' of;
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Shoot twice and go home.'
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#3 - bitchplzzz (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I dont get it
User avatar #4 to #3 - bitchplzzz (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh wait, Im retarded
#6 - Sworley (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
rekt
#1 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Yeah thats cute but nobody then or now is afraid of the Swiss, the middle ages aside, its where wealth is kept, naturally it would remain safe
#8 to #1 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
You are a moron.   
   
Everyone knows that Switzerland is only the world's greatest facade. Buried beneath Geneva is the greatest superweapon known to man, capable of destroying anything and everything while leaving a 500-mile-wide path of destruction in its wake. Along with that are top-secret cloning facilities in Zurich where every man subjected to the Swiss draft is cloned and cryogenically stored in Bern for use in the case of war; by now, their army must be a few milliard strong.   
   
Switzerland will fuck you're shit up, so be afraid. Be very fucking afraid of them while they handle you're money in a safe, tax-free environment.
You are a moron.

Everyone knows that Switzerland is only the world's greatest facade. Buried beneath Geneva is the greatest superweapon known to man, capable of destroying anything and everything while leaving a 500-mile-wide path of destruction in its wake. Along with that are top-secret cloning facilities in Zurich where every man subjected to the Swiss draft is cloned and cryogenically stored in Bern for use in the case of war; by now, their army must be a few milliard strong.

Switzerland will fuck you're shit up, so be afraid. Be very fucking afraid of them while they handle you're money in a safe, tax-free environment.
#78 - chokinandtokin (07/13/2014) [+] (14 replies)
My average Friday night
#55 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
**anonymous rolled image** the swissery intensifies
#2 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (29 replies)
nobody is afraid of them but unless you are a nation of dwarves you will never invade switzerland
you see all the tunnels leading into switzerland are packed with explosives in case of a war, they simply destroy the tunnels, leaving only a few mountain passes into switzlerland, you do not want to fight them there
#7 to #2 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Indeed. The only method you could hope would work if you for some reason wanted to invade Switzerland would be the following steps:

1. Air campaign. Begin by eliminating the Air Force and establishing air supremacy, then bomb the hell out of everything.
2. Send in a shit-ton of paratroopers (enough to exceed the population of the entire country) to secure the mountain passes.
3. Roll you're armies through the passes.
4. Wipe out the remaining resistance.
5. ???
6. Profit!
#18 - bogdaneight ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Fuck, way to stand up to willy.
Fuck, way to stand up to willy.
#104 - douthit ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#22 - royoten (07/12/2014) [-]
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#5 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
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#63 - grimmwaters (07/13/2014) [-]
And then-
And then-
User avatar #20 - failtolawl (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it

assassination?
User avatar #21 to #20 - antzell (07/12/2014) [-]
It means that the Swiss were so skilled at shooting that they would only have to fire their rifles twice. The Germans outnumbered them 2 to 1.
#88 - okaymayun (07/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #137 - megusters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
I thought this was a world cup joke ;-; God I'm potato
#134 - steveaustin (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #136 to #134 - bigby (07/13/2014) [-]
What do you get out of spamming a post? Do you enjoy this?
#41 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Motherland mentioned. SWELLS WITH SWISS PRIDE!!
User avatar #23 - dentalfloss (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't fuck with mountain folk.
User avatar #68 - demandsgayversion (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>invaded
>go home
User avatar #45 - theshadowed (07/12/2014) [-]
No one invades switzerland. Switzerland has money
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