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User avatar #1 - (03/31/2014) [+] (30 replies)
stickied by mastertarium
thumbed
#13 - jibb (03/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Screenshooting yourself
#21 - ihearcolors ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
There I am.
User avatar #3 - enuo (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
1.Screenshot Admin post
2.Post
3. ?????
4. I don't care.
User avatar #12 - astraea (03/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Screenshotting your OWN post
#56 - lorkhan (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Posting one's own comments implying you're clever or witty, this douchebagery is the worst kind of douchebagery.
#44 - disasterbater ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#31 - savaed (03/31/2014) [-]
>content about phan/admin
>front page
>????
>profit

>type this out
>see comment #3
> **** it im posting anyway
#67 - fizzor (03/31/2014) [-]
**fizzor rolled image** MFW you screencapped your own comment
#17 - danield (03/31/2014) [-]
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#168 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
WARNING: The following contains bitching and personal statements. You have been warned.   
   
Since when did FJ become a place of "Masculinity"?   
   
Last time I checked, a well-sized portion of us aren't even adults yet, and have the emotional maturity to post anger on the internet, thumb people that disagree down, then get pissed and/or delete what we posted because we can't even handle the idea that someone would disagree, not just that we might be wrong, but that not everyone thinks we're geniuses.   
   
We're not all 						*******					 bodybuilding 20-somethings tall as Shaq, thick as Hogan, and hung like Hefner, and have the life experience of a 90 year-old Blues musician.   
   
Be 						*******					 honest. Or don't say anything at all. That's how you should act, period. Either preserve your anonymity, or have the 						*******					 pair to say what's true even when no one can prove you a liar otherwise.   
   
I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that. I'm a scrawny 130 pound bitch that's never been in a fight, and no matter how confident I am, would probably get my 						****					 wrecked by just about anyone. My relationship life is a joke, my love life has been a romantic wreck, and even as highly as I try to think of myself, I have to admit that it wasn't all that long ago that I was a 						*******					 Omega faggot, and am not at all remotely near an all-around Alpha status. I'm still optimistic and like to keep a good attitude about myself and others, but I'm as fit to be admired as a basement-dwelling creep who produces nothing but smells and higher electric and water bills. No job, no license; I'm nothing but dreams. I'm a member of the pathetic demographic.   
   
 And I'm 						*******					 proud of it.    
   
 Damn, that was cathartic.
WARNING: The following contains bitching and personal statements. You have been warned.

Since when did FJ become a place of "Masculinity"?

Last time I checked, a well-sized portion of us aren't even adults yet, and have the emotional maturity to post anger on the internet, thumb people that disagree down, then get pissed and/or delete what we posted because we can't even handle the idea that someone would disagree, not just that we might be wrong, but that not everyone thinks we're geniuses.

We're not all ******* bodybuilding 20-somethings tall as Shaq, thick as Hogan, and hung like Hefner, and have the life experience of a 90 year-old Blues musician.

Be ******* honest. Or don't say anything at all. That's how you should act, period. Either preserve your anonymity, or have the ******* pair to say what's true even when no one can prove you a liar otherwise.

I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that. I'm a scrawny 130 pound bitch that's never been in a fight, and no matter how confident I am, would probably get my **** wrecked by just about anyone. My relationship life is a joke, my love life has been a romantic wreck, and even as highly as I try to think of myself, I have to admit that it wasn't all that long ago that I was a ******* Omega faggot, and am not at all remotely near an all-around Alpha status. I'm still optimistic and like to keep a good attitude about myself and others, but I'm as fit to be admired as a basement-dwelling creep who produces nothing but smells and higher electric and water bills. No job, no license; I'm nothing but dreams. I'm a member of the pathetic demographic.

And I'm ******* proud of it.

Damn, that was cathartic.

#62 - toncheky ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Did you seriously screencap your own comment and posted it?
#86 - lazaman (03/31/2014) [+] (33 replies)
According to everyone on funny junk, we are all 6'4" body builders.

Either alot of you are lying, or funny junk needs to have a convention, because that would be the largest gathering of tall hunks, ever.
#37 - bulanu (03/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**bulanu rolled image**
User avatar #45 to #37 - epicpoke (03/31/2014) [-]
You rolled a roll...
#54 - juter (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Meh. I'm cool with 5'11".
Meh. I'm cool with 5'11".
#48 - pokeluigi (03/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm 5'4  I'm short and not happy about it
I'm 5'4 I'm short and not happy about it
User avatar #100 - thempc ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i feel like i'm the only one on this site who is actually 6'4" inb4 lying fag
User avatar #109 to #100 - wobblewub (03/31/2014) [-]
I feel like I'm the only one on this site who doesn't care about height.
#39 - zombiesnipertwo (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#144 - weirdvintagegirl (03/31/2014) [+] (13 replies)
If you all want to feel tall, I'm only a 5'1 female.
If you all want to feel tall, I'm only a 5'1 female.
#164 to #144 - improbablyyourdad (03/31/2014) [-]
Having a girlfriend at dick level would be awesome
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