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#1 - anon id:

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(03/31/2014)[+](30 replies)

stickied by mastertarium

#33 to #1 - orrihaa

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(03/31/2014)[-]

#9 to #1 - adunsaveme

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(03/31/2014)[-]

banned

#2 to #1 - mastertarium [OP]

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Thank you Addy!

#7 to #1 - turbotank

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(03/31/2014)[-]

hi kevin

#11 to #1 - captainfluffs

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(03/31/2014)[-]

#5 to #1 - applescryatnight

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(03/31/2014)[-]

admin i demand white text.
but a different color white.
like eggshell white.
pretty please?

#52 to #5 - dehnoobshow#352 on commentsRank#352

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(03/31/2014)[-]

You know.
The more I stare at your text, the more it looks Eggshell.

#60 to #52 - applescryatnight

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(03/31/2014)[-]

admin listens to all our prayers.
praise be to admin

#180 to #1 - baditch

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(04/01/2014)[-]

stfu newfag

#49 to #1 - nagafever#129 on commentsRank#129

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(03/31/2014)[-]

dadmin do you wanna know a secret? ur gey

#20 to #1 - adhdtookmyaccount

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(03/31/2014)[-]

I just noticed there's not flag button next to your comments :I

#151 to #20 - snaresinger

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(03/31/2014)[-]

...What the **** is he gonna do, ban himself?

#165 to #151 - adhdtookmyaccount

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Yes, then I can take over

#4 to #1 - telmerthisisasix

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Really not getting the avatar...

#107 to #4 - girguy

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(03/31/2014)[-]

lol

#197 to #107 - telmerthisisasix

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(04/01/2014)[-]

REALLY missing something here.

#10 to #4 - adunsaveme

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(03/31/2014)[-]

girguy lol

#191 to #1 - theonlybatman

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(04/01/2014)[-]

I was there

#189 to #1 - sincomai

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(04/01/2014)[-]

Where did you place that thumb?

#127 to #1 - JOEKEWL

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Hey Badmin Badass bad I mean. I want to have pitch black text that makes motherJunkers squint to read my comments. how do?

#125 to #1 - JOEKEWL

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#66 to #1 - anon id: c390ab58

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(03/31/2014)[-]

no one cares admin, no one cares

#24 to #1 - rheago

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Why can't I thumb you up or down?

#82 to #24 - smokinbutox

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(03/31/2014)[-]

When Admin gets stickied he cannot be thumbed up or down.

#84 to #82 - rheago

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Why does he have +1 then?

#155 to #84 - smokinbutox

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Because most likely somebody thumbed him before he could get stickied. His thumbs don't get removed, they get locked.

#91 to #84 - lirfy

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(03/31/2014)[-]

he got thumbed before stickied

#152 to #91 - rheago

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Ah, thanks man!

#6 to #1 - turbotank

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(03/31/2014)[-]

**turbotank rolled image** holy **** its admin *act cool* phanact likes to let little dogs like him everywhere *nail'd it*

#23 to #1 - regularorange#365 on commentsRank#365

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#13 - jibb

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Screenshooting yourself

#22 to #13 - reekballs

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(03/31/2014)[-]

I kinda like your cut there..

#34 to #13 - bitchesbanthymine

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(03/31/2014)[-]

If someone screenshots their own comment they're an attention whore for trying to get their comments as to frontpage as content.

If someone screenshots someone else's comment they're a thumb whore for stealing thumbs from other people's comments.

#47 to #34 - jibb

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(03/31/2014)[-]

That last one is not true

#122 to #47 - psykobear

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Yeah, but for every one person who thinks like you, there is one who thinks the opposite, so there are always complaints, regardless.

#154 to #13 - mrswagly

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(03/31/2014)[-]

It'd be stupid if anyone else screen shot it. He posted because he thought it was funny and it was still OC Wasn't that funny though

#162 to #13 - tippidyt

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Well it's people like you who are partly to blame for funnyjunk to only have tumbler, 4chan etc. comments on our site, because if you post a comment of your own as a content, even though it's OC, you're a ******* thumbwhore.

#95 to #13 - garymotherfingoak

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(03/31/2014)[-]

whys that bad

#32 to #13 - anon id: a9fcdc19

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Saying screenshooting instead of print screening.

#63 to #32 - twofreegerbils

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(03/31/2014)[-]

>using print screen
>not snipping tool
>not a built in browser tool
Pleb as ****.

#69 to #32 - kanyesfishsticks

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(03/31/2014)[-]

print screening?

#193 to #32 - hairydawg

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#14 to #13 - mastertarium [OP]

-3

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#21 - ihearcolors

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(03/31/2014)[-]

There I am.

#28 to #21 - theflamingfire

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#58 to #28 - ihearcolors

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Hello!

#71 to #21 - mvtjets

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(03/31/2014)[-]

YFW

#81 to #21 - stallioncock

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Your comment was the only funny thing about this post.

#83 to #81 - ihearcolors

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(03/31/2014)[-]

I'm gad that I could make you laugh!

#3 - enuo

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(03/31/2014)[-]

1.Screenshot Admin post
2.Post
3. ?????
4. I don't care.

#15 to #3 - pizzaweed

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Gimme my thumbs

#137 to #3 - blacknbluebrony

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(03/31/2014)[-]

If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have taken the time to comment

No offense or anything, just stating

#12 - astraea

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(03/31/2014)[-]

>Screenshotting your OWN post

#30 to #12 - anon id: dd959929

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(03/31/2014)[-]

>Complaining when someone screenshots their own post if it were someone elses post you'd still be complaining u lil ****

#132 to #30 - girlcock

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(03/31/2014)[-]

>not complaining on the internet

#56 - lorkhan

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Posting one's own comments implying you're clever or witty, this douchebagery is the worst kind of douchebagery.

#205 to #56 - douchebagery

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(04/01/2014)[-]

not gonna lie, little hurt right now

#44 - disasterbater

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#65 to #44 - nipplelessmage

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(03/31/2014)[-]

that guy should eat a cheese burger or some ****, he looks like slenderman junior.

#59 to #44 - trojanmannn

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(03/31/2014)[-]

yes

#153 to #44 - toxicovrtake

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(03/31/2014)[-]

I'm sitting here amazed because that .gif is going perfectly in tune with the song I'm listening to.
Modulation - World Summit

#41 - kcwsooners

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(03/31/2014)[-]

#67 - fizzor

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(03/31/2014)[-]

**fizzor rolled image** MFW you screencapped your own comment

#168 - hankhillofthe

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(03/31/2014)[-]

WARNING: The following contains bitching and personal statements. You have been warned.

Since when did FJ become a place of "Masculinity"?

Last time I checked, a well-sized portion of us aren't even adults yet, and have the emotional maturity to post anger on the internet, thumb people that disagree down, then get pissed and/or delete what we posted because we can't even handle the idea that someone would disagree, not just that we might be wrong, but that not everyone thinks we're geniuses.

We're not all ******* bodybuilding 20-somethings tall as Shaq, thick as Hogan, and hung like Hefner, and have the life experience of a 90 year-old Blues musician.

Be ******* honest. Or don't say anything at all. That's how you should act, period. Either preserve your anonymity, or have the ******* pair to say what's true even when no one can prove you a liar otherwise.

I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that. I'm a scrawny 130 pound bitch that's never been in a fight, and no matter how confident I am, would probably get my **** wrecked by just about anyone. My relationship life is a joke, my love life has been a romantic wreck, and even as highly as I try to think of myself, I have to admit that it wasn't all that long ago that I was a ******* Omega faggot, and am not at all remotely near an all-around Alpha status. I'm still optimistic and like to keep a good attitude about myself and others, but I'm as fit to be admired as a basement-dwelling creep who produces nothing but smells and higher electric and water bills. No job, no license; I'm nothing but dreams. I'm a member of the pathetic demographic.

And I'm ******* proud of it.

Damn, that was cathartic.

#196 to #168 - giinthir

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#175 to #168 - ilikepatatas

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(04/01/2014)[-]

its just that the massive horde of socially awkward teenagers (including myself) with like a 5% of unemployed adults we call the fj community is already growing up and those socially awkward teenagers are getting more "masculine"
some years later , it will get to "omg i barely have internet and my apartment is so tiny my life sucks i wish i still was 15/17 years old"
then the site will reset itself when a new wave of 14/15 year olds arrives here and all the old users (i think even phanact is included at this very point) leave.
an estimated of 15% will remain or will come back because they all want to be "cool grandpas" when they're old

#169 to #168 - mastertarium [OP]

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Why so serious!?

#170 to #169 - hankhillofthe

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(03/31/2014)[-]

Apparently I had some repressed reality I had to get out/realize.

It's cool now. I'm cool.

#203 to #168 - testaburger

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#202 to #168 - astraea

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>I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that.

sure this is a rant
#humblebrag2014 pls
nb.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Humble%20Brag
**** you

#188 to #168 - genepool

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(04/01/2014)[-]

I'm sorry all I got from that is you wanted to brag about your penis

#190 to #188 - hankhillofthe

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(04/01/2014)[-]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe