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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - anon id:
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stickied by mastertarium
thumbed
User avatar #24 to #1 - rheago
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Why can't I thumb you up or down?
User avatar #82 to #24 - smokinbutox
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When Admin gets stickied he cannot be thumbed up or down.
User avatar #84 to #82 - rheago
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Why does he have +1 then?
User avatar #155 to #84 - smokinbutox
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Because most likely somebody thumbed him before he could get stickied. His thumbs don't get removed, they get locked.
User avatar #91 to #84 - lirfy
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he got thumbed before stickied
User avatar #152 to #91 - rheago
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Ah, thanks man!
#66 to #1 - anon id: c390ab58
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no one cares admin, no one cares
#125 to #1 - JOEKEWL
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User avatar #127 to #1 - JOEKEWL
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Hey Badmin Badass bad I mean. I want to have pitch black text that makes motherJunkers squint to read my comments. how do?
User avatar #189 to #1 - sincomai
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Where did you place that thumb?
User avatar #191 to #1 - theonlybatman
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I was there
User avatar #9 to #1 - adunsaveme
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banned
#20 to #1 - adhdtookmyaccount
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I just noticed there's not flag button next to your comments :I
User avatar #151 to #20 - snaresinger
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...What the **** is he gonna do, ban himself?
#165 to #151 - adhdtookmyaccount
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Yes, then I can take over
User avatar #49 to #1 - nagafever
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dadmin do you wanna know a secret? ur gey
User avatar #180 to #1 - baditch
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stfu newfag
#5 to #1 - applescryatnight
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admin i demand white text.
but a different color white.
like eggshell white.
pretty please?
User avatar #52 to #5 - dehnoobshow
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You know.
The more I stare at your text, the more it looks Eggshell.
#60 to #52 - applescryatnight
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admin listens to all our prayers.
praise be to admin
#11 to #1 - captainfluffs
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#7 to #1 - turbotank
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hi kevin
User avatar #2 to #1 - mastertarium [OP]
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Thank you Addy!
#6 to #1 - turbotank
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**turbotank rolled image** holy **** its admin *act cool* phanact likes to let little dogs like him everywhere *nail'd it*
#23 to #1 - regularorange
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User avatar #4 to #1 - telmerthisisasix
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Really not getting the avatar...
User avatar #107 to #4 - girguy
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lol
User avatar #197 to #107 - telmerthisisasix
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REALLY missing something here.
User avatar #10 to #4 - adunsaveme
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girguy lol
#33 to #1 - orrihaa
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#13 - jibb
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Screenshooting yourself
#14 to #13 - mastertarium [OP]
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#32 to #13 - anon id: a9fcdc19
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Saying screenshooting instead of print screening.
User avatar #63 to #32 - twofreegerbils
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>using print screen
>not snipping tool
>not a built in browser tool
Pleb as ****.
#69 to #32 - kanyesfishsticks
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print screening?
#193 to #32 - hairydawg
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User avatar #95 to #13 - garymotherfingoak
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whys that bad
#162 to #13 - tippidyt
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Well it's people like you who are partly to blame for funnyjunk to only have tumbler, 4chan etc. comments on our site, because if you post a comment of your own as a content, even though it's OC, you're a ******* thumbwhore.
User avatar #154 to #13 - mrswagly
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It'd be stupid if anyone else screen shot it. He posted because he thought it was funny and it was still OC Wasn't that funny though
User avatar #34 to #13 - bitchesbanthymine
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If someone screenshots their own comment they're an attention whore for trying to get their comments as to frontpage as content.

If someone screenshots someone else's comment they're a thumb whore for stealing thumbs from other people's comments.
User avatar #47 to #34 - jibb
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That last one is not true
User avatar #122 to #47 - psykobear
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Yeah, but for every one person who thinks like you, there is one who thinks the opposite, so there are always complaints, regardless.
User avatar #22 to #13 - reekballs
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I kinda like your cut there..
#21 - ihearcolors
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There I am.
#81 to #21 - stallioncock
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Your comment was the only funny thing about this post.
Your comment was the only funny thing about this post.
#83 to #81 - ihearcolors
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I'm gad that I could make you laugh!
I'm gad that I could make you laugh!
#71 to #21 - mvtjets
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YFW
#28 to #21 - theflamingfire
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#58 to #28 - ihearcolors
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Hello!
Hello!
User avatar #3 - enuo
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1.Screenshot Admin post
2.Post
3. ?????
4. I don't care.
#137 to #3 - blacknbluebrony
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If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have taken the time to comment

No offense or anything, just stating
#15 to #3 - pizzaweed
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Gimme my thumbs
User avatar #12 - astraea
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>Screenshotting your OWN post
#30 to #12 - anon id: dd959929
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>Complaining when someone screenshots their own post if it were someone elses post you'd still be complaining u lil ****
#132 to #30 - girlcock
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>not complaining on the internet
#56 - lorkhan
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Posting one's own comments implying you're clever or witty, this douchebagery is the worst kind of douchebagery.
#205 to #56 - douchebagery
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not gonna lie, little hurt right now
#44 - disasterbater
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Comment Picture
User avatar #153 to #44 - toxicovrtake
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I'm sitting here amazed because that .gif is going perfectly in tune with the song I'm listening to.
Modulation - World Summit
User avatar #59 to #44 - trojanmannn
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yes
#65 to #44 - nipplelessmage
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that guy should eat a cheese burger or some ****, he looks like slenderman junior.
that guy should eat a cheese burger or some ****, he looks like slenderman junior.
#41 - kcwsooners
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#67 - fizzor
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**fizzor rolled image** MFW you screencapped your own comment
#168 - hankhillofthe
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WARNING: The following contains bitching and personal statements. You have been warned.   
   
Since when did FJ become a place of "Masculinity"?   
   
Last time I checked, a well-sized portion of us aren't even adults yet, and have the emotional maturity to post anger on the internet, thumb people that disagree down, then get pissed and/or delete what we posted because we can't even handle the idea that someone would disagree, not just that we might be wrong, but that not everyone thinks we're geniuses.   
   
We're not all ******* bodybuilding 20-somethings tall as Shaq, thick as Hogan, and hung like Hefner, and have the life experience of a 90 year-old Blues musician.   
   
Be ******* honest. Or don't say anything at all. That's how you should act, period. Either preserve your anonymity, or have the ******* pair to say what's true even when no one can prove you a liar otherwise.   
   
I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that. I'm a scrawny 130 pound bitch that's never been in a fight, and no matter how confident I am, would probably get my **** wrecked by just about anyone. My relationship life is a joke, my love life has been a romantic wreck, and even as highly as I try to think of myself, I have to admit that it wasn't all that long ago that I was a ******* Omega faggot, and am not at all remotely near an all-around Alpha status. I'm still optimistic and like to keep a good attitude about myself and others, but I'm as fit to be admired as a basement-dwelling creep who produces nothing but smells and higher electric and water bills. No job, no license; I'm nothing but dreams. I'm a member of the pathetic demographic.   
   
 And I'm ******* proud of it.    
   
 Damn, that was cathartic.
WARNING: The following contains bitching and personal statements. You have been warned.

Since when did FJ become a place of "Masculinity"?

Last time I checked, a well-sized portion of us aren't even adults yet, and have the emotional maturity to post anger on the internet, thumb people that disagree down, then get pissed and/or delete what we posted because we can't even handle the idea that someone would disagree, not just that we might be wrong, but that not everyone thinks we're geniuses.

We're not all ******* bodybuilding 20-somethings tall as Shaq, thick as Hogan, and hung like Hefner, and have the life experience of a 90 year-old Blues musician.

Be ******* honest. Or don't say anything at all. That's how you should act, period. Either preserve your anonymity, or have the ******* pair to say what's true even when no one can prove you a liar otherwise.

I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that. I'm a scrawny 130 pound bitch that's never been in a fight, and no matter how confident I am, would probably get my **** wrecked by just about anyone. My relationship life is a joke, my love life has been a romantic wreck, and even as highly as I try to think of myself, I have to admit that it wasn't all that long ago that I was a ******* Omega faggot, and am not at all remotely near an all-around Alpha status. I'm still optimistic and like to keep a good attitude about myself and others, but I'm as fit to be admired as a basement-dwelling creep who produces nothing but smells and higher electric and water bills. No job, no license; I'm nothing but dreams. I'm a member of the pathetic demographic.

And I'm ******* proud of it.

Damn, that was cathartic.

#188 to #168 - genepool
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I'm sorry all I got from that is you wanted to brag about your penis
#190 to #188 - hankhillofthe
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User avatar #202 to #168 - astraea
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>I'm a 5'11" 19 year-old kid graduating from High School. (I didn't get held back or anything, I'm just older than most kids.) Flaccid I'm a solid 8 inches long and 1 1/4 inches wide, but it'd take 2 or maybe even more of any dimensions measured of either of my upper arms to even come close to that.

sure this is a rant
#humblebrag2014 pls
nb.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Humble%20Brag
**** you
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#169 to #168 - mastertarium [OP]
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Why so serious!?
Why so serious!?
#170 to #169 - hankhillofthe
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Apparently I had some repressed reality I had to get out/realize.   
   
   
It's cool now. I'm cool.
Apparently I had some repressed reality I had to get out/realize.


It's cool now. I'm cool.
#175 to #168 - ilikepatatas
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its just that the massive horde of socially awkward teenagers (including myself) with like a 5% of unemployed adults we call the fj community is already growing up and those socially awkward teenagers are getting more "masculine"
some years later , it will get to "omg i barely have internet and my apartment is so tiny my life sucks i wish i still was 15/17 years old"
then the site will reset itself when a new wave of 14/15 year olds arrives here and all the old users (i think even phanact is included at this very point) leave.
an estimated of 15% will remain or will come back because they all want to be "cool grandpas" when they're old
#196 to #168 - giinthir
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