Short guy (5'11) gets humiliated on MTV
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LordBlackforest (12/05/2015) [-]
College girls are that shallow, mostly pretty ones, because that's their peak in both quality and demand. Its way easier to say next when you have a line at the door, people age like beef, women are steak and men are jerky, and dogs are potatoes, cat are carrots, and money is alcohol, and kids are were someone else got your plate first so the potatoes have peas mixed in or some of the steak is cut off but you're hungry now and dont want to wait for a fresher steak so you say its fine even if it's not because you aren't getting any younger and the best steaks are all taken by now and you realize that the porterhouse from high school is never coming back so its this one or you spend the rest of diner hungry until you die alone in your one bedroom apartment and your potato eats your dead body for 3 days till the landlord tries to find out want the smell is.
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enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-] 
>tfw the bigges slut in my class where toghether with most dudes exept me
Felt bad man but she got pregnant at age 16 so i dont feel bad anymore lol.
Felt bad man but she got pregnant at age 16 so i dont feel bad anymore lol.
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plazmaflare (12/06/2015) [-] Could you paraphrase that intimidating sentence? p-please
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masterofmods ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
@ I am marking this comment so I can find it later so I can show other people this smart thing you said.
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shinycharizard (12/05/2015) [-] Pal, you could've just said men age like wine and women age like milk.
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komandantmirkoo ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] nah son.
men age like wine.
women age like milk
men age like wine.
women age like milk
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dracosjaws (12/06/2015) [-] I like my women like my mmorpg, I keep giving her money until some other **** steals my account and I get called the hacker.
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mudkipfucker (12/05/2015) [-] and yet, if you say you prefer one type of woman over another, they get mad
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jewishcommunazi (12/06/2015) [-] No. Girls have actually asked me about my preferences and were interested in them. Not that I can afford to be too picky anyway.
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enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-] Nah not really, non fat women actually understand that men dislike fat women, that is why they loose weight in the first place.
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slothboner (12/06/2015) [-] Shut up you big fat cunt.... go suck a heshe weewee you ******* twat
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anon (12/06/2015) [-]
No, it's a problem because they're not venting but they're believeing a point that no one else is bring up counterpoints. It's just the different peope with the same perspecitve agreeing with each other and thinking they're more correct than they actually are. It happens everywhere (I mean take tumblr - everyone there belieeves the whole pyrofox trans gender whatever and if it's a circle jerk of them jsut telling themselves that - that's the only perspective they get and they believe it so much more strongly. FJ does the same thing ( but really so does every site).
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checkemninja (12/06/2015) [-] If what you do here is normal behavior then god help us all if we see you in real life
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logicalcommonsense (12/06/2015) [-] some people say you act normal.
some people also SAY your a FAGGOT
some people also SAY your a FAGGOT
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psychotayto (12/05/2015) [-] 179cm here, Don't really care much about my height honestly since i'm still attracting uni students. not that i want to
My advice is don't worry about it too much, women or relationships aren't that important once you get older
My advice is don't worry about it too much, women or relationships aren't that important once you get older
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enlightednatzie (12/06/2015) [-] Most women are shallow and boring bitches anyway, i fapped and came buckets yesterday as an example and my dick has been totally flaccid for ten hours now.
With a woman i first need to impress her (can take several days or week) with dinners or other expensive ******** that i dont feel like doing anyway and then i should pretend to be interested in her cliché dreams about love and tolerance, another thing i couldnt give two ***** about and honestly it infüriates me when people are this ******* naive. And then, after a whole lotta a ******* work i may be ably to bend her over the kitchen table and rip vagina apart,
Or i could be drunk as hell and hitting up an equally drunk kinda ugly skank and then leave her, but on the other hand i just dont see the point in that when i could masturbate to glorius hd pornhub videos and be done with that in one to two hours.
With a woman i first need to impress her (can take several days or week) with dinners or other expensive ******** that i dont feel like doing anyway and then i should pretend to be interested in her cliché dreams about love and tolerance, another thing i couldnt give two ***** about and honestly it infüriates me when people are this ******* naive. And then, after a whole lotta a ******* work i may be ably to bend her over the kitchen table and rip vagina apart,
Or i could be drunk as hell and hitting up an equally drunk kinda ugly skank and then leave her, but on the other hand i just dont see the point in that when i could masturbate to glorius hd pornhub videos and be done with that in one to two hours.
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slothboner (12/06/2015) [-] its 5' 8, just used google conversion.
Dude is a legit midget anywhere in the world except maybe China.
Dude is a legit midget anywhere in the world except maybe China.
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arandomanon ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] ... 5.8 =/= 5'8 you stupid retard. I don't even use the imperial system and I know that.
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slothboner (12/07/2015) [-] Jesus mayn...
My bad. Ok so its 69.3 inches, so 5'9
Still short for a guy where i'm from
My bad. Ok so its 69.3 inches, so 5'9
Still short for a guy where i'm from
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CaptainKill (12/06/2015) [-] Get a pair of logger-style boots like these. They add a solid 3-5cm of height but they don't draw attention since looking at them from above minimizes how big the heel looks.
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animedudej (12/05/2015) [-] i think i'm just a tad shorter than you... havent measured myself as of late but at 21 i think my growth in a vertical sense is finished...
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samoaspider (12/05/2015) [-] My sister is married to a guy who is ~1 inch shorter than her and they got 2 kids and are having a great time together ever since they met 8 years ago.
Ya just gotta find the right girl
Ya just gotta find the right girl
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etfhan (12/05/2015) [-] It's not the outside height that matters, what matters is how tall you are on the inside. And all that other heart of the cards crap.
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krazzykidd ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] Easy to say when you've got a necklace that makes you a 6' literal Egyptian king.
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krazzykidd ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] Huh. I could have sworn it made him taller, but it turns out he stay the same 5' height.
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krazzykidd ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] He's 153cm tall according to the wiki. I think he's just short.
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thepizzadevourer (12/05/2015) [-] Uh-huh, yeah, all girls are this shallow. Glad to see we're getting better at avoiding generalizations.
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frostbeard (12/05/2015) [-] I always think about this benefit when the subject is on midgets
you lucky bastards!
you lucky bastards!
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frostbeard (12/05/2015) [-] wat? no, i think no
my guess is he's just being ashamed for - or doesn't want to confess he likes - being tossed around like a toy by a literally strong independent tall woman.
then again it's a comic that I haven't read yet so who knows what's the actual story on his face
what a time to be alive
my guess is he's just being ashamed for - or doesn't want to confess he likes - being tossed around like a toy by a literally strong independent tall woman.
then again it's a comic that I haven't read yet so who knows what's the actual story on his face
what a time to be alive
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thepizzadevourer (12/06/2015) [-] You can't see it, but everyone in the background is giggling at them because of the size difference. He's shy so he's kinda embarrassed. He ends up not caring by the end of the story though because that pussy game ridiculous
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blacklightsun ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] I'm a 155cm tall and recently had a gf who was 170cm...
It was wonderful.... Now I'm sad because it didn't work, she has a new tall boyfriend and I'm depressed as **** ...
It was wonderful.... Now I'm sad because it didn't work, she has a new tall boyfriend and I'm depressed as **** ...
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frostbeard (12/06/2015) [-] 
Aw that sucks man, I heard that most women prefer taller men, **** knows why. Don't fret tho, there's plenty of tall amazons around in your case.
I can't help you with the cure for depression don't know **** about relationships.
But just like her it would be best not to think about it too much for too long and move on, don't want those dark thoughts to consume you.
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blacklightsun ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] Thanks... I still somehow have a little bit of hope she will realize we are meant to be and will give a second chances, and at the same time I hace lost hope... It's... Weird...
But mostly I feel empty
But mostly I feel empty
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frostbeard (12/06/2015) [-] Don't know if it's healthy to hope for a second chance, but who knows how this'll turn out, just don't rely on that.
And I know the feeling of emptiness, had it since an operation when I was 15 and still don't know how to fill it all this time just hungering for the unknown .
But in your case I guess a partner would do the trick, even tho she seemed a unique girl to you, this is still life - it keeps moving forward and you can't take back the days of glory.
This is why sometimes it's best to move on, search and find rarity in others that will feel special to you.
But I'm not here to dictate your life, it's your choice whether you'll wait for this opportunity to spark again or find new life in another person.
I may not be the best advice giver, but I'll be damned if I won't help another man in need.
And I know the feeling of emptiness, had it since an operation when I was 15 and still don't know how to fill it all this time just hungering for the unknown .
But in your case I guess a partner would do the trick, even tho she seemed a unique girl to you, this is still life - it keeps moving forward and you can't take back the days of glory.
This is why sometimes it's best to move on, search and find rarity in others that will feel special to you.
But I'm not here to dictate your life, it's your choice whether you'll wait for this opportunity to spark again or find new life in another person.
I may not be the best advice giver, but I'll be damned if I won't help another man in need.
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thepizzadevourer (12/05/2015) [-] Grr
JUST read this on FJ not a week ago and I already forgot the name. Sauce, anyone?
JUST read this on FJ not a week ago and I already forgot the name. Sauce, anyone?
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doucheonmandic (12/05/2015) [-]
all i found out there is this... www.mangahere.co/manga/daisuki_onnanoko_wa_daisuki_desu_ka/
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thepizzadevourer (12/05/2015) [-] Hey, that's a pretty good series
Not what's in the picture, though
This is what I get for not favoriting things
Not what's in the picture, though
This is what I get for not favoriting things
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frostbeard (12/05/2015) [-] how is that possible?
I favorite anything that could be to my liking
and one day when there will be nothing else to do, I'll just browse all that
I favorite anything that could be to my liking
and one day when there will be nothing else to do, I'll just browse all that
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matmans ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-] 20 year olds and 6'2. Still growing for some reason Grew like an inch since 3 months ago , guess I got my puberty still hasn't ended (even though it started when i was 15).
But that doesn't help **** when you live in Belgium, where almost everyone guy is taller. Most of my friends are 6'3-6'5.
But that doesn't help **** when you live in Belgium, where almost everyone guy is taller. Most of my friends are 6'3-6'5.
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lordgrungington (12/05/2015) [-] Is this an American thing?
I'm British and my mate, who's much shorter than me, has women crawling all over him. i get no attention what so ever.
that said most of my friends have good luck with the opposite sex, so its probably just me
I'm British and my mate, who's much shorter than me, has women crawling all over him. i get no attention what so ever.
that said most of my friends have good luck with the opposite sex, so its probably just me
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anon (12/06/2015) [-]
5'8 - the problem is not your height mate, it's that you're probably either not attractive or you're awkward as **** and can't properly flirt / talk with women. I know plenty of guys shorter than you with no problem landing girls or being in happy great relationships.
People on this website, ******* hell.
People on this website, ******* hell.
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zenjion ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] i'm a solid 5/10, maybe even 6/10 but i feel like i'm pushing it. I know its not only my height but the main point is that my height is the biggest factor.
Hell butt ugly people can still make it with fat woman if their tall. Short ugly people are pretty much reduced to dating mentally or physically handicapped people and i'm too poor for that **** , i ain't gana pay your medical bills.
Hell butt ugly people can still make it with fat woman if their tall. Short ugly people are pretty much reduced to dating mentally or physically handicapped people and i'm too poor for that **** , i ain't gana pay your medical bills.
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anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Get rich.
Seriously though, you are wrong. You can easily get a good girl, you just need to stop with that ****** up minset of yours, that's what is ******* you over. No one wants to date or get with an insecure person complaining about faults and using height as an excuse. You're not even at a height where it would be a problem, for a guy being 5'2 to 5'5 I could maybe understand.
Then again, Peter Dinklage gets women easy. Stop using an excuse to make yourself feel better, apply yourself if you want things to be different.
Seriously though, you are wrong. You can easily get a good girl, you just need to stop with that ****** up minset of yours, that's what is ******* you over. No one wants to date or get with an insecure person complaining about faults and using height as an excuse. You're not even at a height where it would be a problem, for a guy being 5'2 to 5'5 I could maybe understand.
Then again, Peter Dinklage gets women easy. Stop using an excuse to make yourself feel better, apply yourself if you want things to be different.
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skelebro (12/06/2015) [-] Go to a nightclub on saturday nights and dance like hell, just keep doing that once a week. It'll make you get noticed for things other than your height. Keep in mind that I speak from my experience in Norway tho and not America so I don't guarantee anything but I'd recommend that you give it a try.
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zaggystirdust (12/06/2015) [-] >people actually believe this.
Y'all are as misguided as people who believe there's still a glass ceiling.
I've met guys who treat women like drinks, once they're done with one they go for another.
You can be any ******* height as long as you have a good personality and confidence.
A guy's height is relative to a girl's boob size. Yeah, you fantasize about girls with big boobs but if a cutie comes up to you with a B or an A cup, you're willing to put that aside and look at her other qualities.
This whole story sounds like something you'd hear on tumblr except like this:
"I was in class when the teacher went on a rant about girl's with small boobs. All the men joined in and started talking about how much they hate girls with small chests. And people wonder why we need feminism."
Sounds fake, right?
If you meet a girl and she's worried about your height, then drop her.
Plus, this is MTV you see here.
MTV.
They try so hard to appeal to trashy teens it's pitiful.
They've recently tried to make programs based on race issues.
You really want to trust a source as hungry for attention as that?
It's basically Buzzfead the network.
Y'all are as misguided as people who believe there's still a glass ceiling.
I've met guys who treat women like drinks, once they're done with one they go for another.
You can be any ******* height as long as you have a good personality and confidence.
A guy's height is relative to a girl's boob size. Yeah, you fantasize about girls with big boobs but if a cutie comes up to you with a B or an A cup, you're willing to put that aside and look at her other qualities.
This whole story sounds like something you'd hear on tumblr except like this:
"I was in class when the teacher went on a rant about girl's with small boobs. All the men joined in and started talking about how much they hate girls with small chests. And people wonder why we need feminism."
Sounds fake, right?
If you meet a girl and she's worried about your height, then drop her.
Plus, this is MTV you see here.
MTV.
They try so hard to appeal to trashy teens it's pitiful.
They've recently tried to make programs based on race issues.
You really want to trust a source as hungry for attention as that?
It's basically Buzzfead the network.
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tarabostes (12/06/2015) [-] shut up you whore, go suck 6'9 chad's cock and compain to him not to us
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redstonealchemist (12/06/2015) [-] i love it when a girl i like has smaller boobs than me. i just really like being able to grab the whole thing.
oh and a small, tight ass is the best.
oh and a small, tight ass is the best.
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redstonealchemist (12/06/2015) [-] i suppose i deserve it. i had to rewrite my previous comment a few times. how it is now; is the least attention-whorish i could make it while still making the point
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anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Most women are only this shallow when they have a large pool of men to choose from or are still immature enough to believe that life is like Hollywood. In this video, you see both of those factors. In my own experience, a girl at my university was complaining about deserving a tall man because she is tall for a woman (about 5'10"). This entitled attitude is why she is still single despite being attractive. Eventually she'll either give up and start sleeping around all the time or she'll grow up and learn to accept the things that she sees as imperfections.
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psychadelicace (12/05/2015) [-] 5'11'' here, my height has never been an issue with girls not that i ever talk to any of them
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SnacksJr ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-] I usually dont look at who the OP is but as soon as I saw
Most girls won't consider men under 6'2 these days.
I instantly knew it was Admin.
Most girls won't consider men under 6'2 these days.
I instantly knew it was Admin.
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Rideandrum (12/06/2015) [-] I can't hold my tongue any longer. I really loved this website when I first found it. Now I find it a constant struggle to enjoy you guys. I find myself always trying to skip and sidestep the political posts on this website because they are just so twisted. I don't get how this post (as of when I viewed it) has 900+ thumbs. Guys honestly this is not how women in the real world act. And if they do, don't worry about it because they are going to be very lonely indeed. It is simply creating hate towards women that is really not well founded at all.
I want to urge you all to not read into the gender wars on the internet. It is useless hate that is spreading (or already has spread) like wildfire. For a while I found myself literally not knowing what a feminist was, and only knowing that I wanted them dead. Why? I have met several feminists now in my life and they are cool as hell. The younger generation of them perhaps not so much. But they tend to fall towards the extremist side. And honestly, that is the only type of feminist you guys are being exposed to on the internet. Normal feminists hate the extremists just as much as normal Muslims hate ISIS. They view the extremists as an abomination to their own beliefs.
I hate to rant to you guys like this, but i just felt that I had to say something, though I am sure that this comment will be lost in the sea of already existing comments.
TL;DR - Please don't read so much into political views on the internet because it is where the extremists dwell and where the extremists are the loudest.
I feel almost ridiculous for having to say this, but i am a white-straight male in his twenties for whatever that is worth.
I want to urge you all to not read into the gender wars on the internet. It is useless hate that is spreading (or already has spread) like wildfire. For a while I found myself literally not knowing what a feminist was, and only knowing that I wanted them dead. Why? I have met several feminists now in my life and they are cool as hell. The younger generation of them perhaps not so much. But they tend to fall towards the extremist side. And honestly, that is the only type of feminist you guys are being exposed to on the internet. Normal feminists hate the extremists just as much as normal Muslims hate ISIS. They view the extremists as an abomination to their own beliefs.
I hate to rant to you guys like this, but i just felt that I had to say something, though I am sure that this comment will be lost in the sea of already existing comments.
TL;DR - Please don't read so much into political views on the internet because it is where the extremists dwell and where the extremists are the loudest.
I feel almost ridiculous for having to say this, but i am a white-straight male in his twenties for whatever that is worth.
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thebeerdude (12/06/2015) [-] "Most girls won't consider men under 6'2 these days."
Do you not see the irony in that generalization?
It's just not true, and you guys sound like whiny sacks of dicks when you say **** like this. The great majority of girls/women don't give two ***** about it if you're not extremely short, and even then you'll find a lot who still doesn't care..
Be the bigger man pun intended and stop generalizing women for generalizing men.
Do you not see the irony in that generalization?
It's just not true, and you guys sound like whiny sacks of dicks when you say **** like this. The great majority of girls/women don't give two ***** about it if you're not extremely short, and even then you'll find a lot who still doesn't care..
Be the bigger man pun intended and stop generalizing women for generalizing men.
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scorpidea (12/05/2015) [-] It's not just women, when it comes to job promotion, height seems to be the most relevant factor in choosing supervisors.
In one study, they had a group of "applicants" rated by potential employers for a leadership position, while all the applicants were seated in chairs adjusted to give them all the same height. They were all ranked somewhat the same, but not exactly, based on their application, experience, etc... with no apparent correlation to height. Yet the tallest of the group was intentionally the least qualified... and was rated as such.
A few months later, the EXACT same group was cycled through, but this time they were all standing, and EVERY single employer ranked them exactly from tallest to shortest. Didn't matter if the people doing the ranking were male or female, they all seemed to unconsciously think that being taller made you a better leader.
In one study, they had a group of "applicants" rated by potential employers for a leadership position, while all the applicants were seated in chairs adjusted to give them all the same height. They were all ranked somewhat the same, but not exactly, based on their application, experience, etc... with no apparent correlation to height. Yet the tallest of the group was intentionally the least qualified... and was rated as such.
A few months later, the EXACT same group was cycled through, but this time they were all standing, and EVERY single employer ranked them exactly from tallest to shortest. Didn't matter if the people doing the ranking were male or female, they all seemed to unconsciously think that being taller made you a better leader.
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scorpidea (12/05/2015) [-] This subject strikes a chord with me...
I was only 5'4" until the age of 23, when I went through a late growth spurt and "shot" up to 5'9", ( I also went from 105 lbs to 220 lbs) in 9 months. While I am still not very tall, I no longer get called "peewee" or "pipsqueak" daily. In high school I was in incredibly good shape and was a great runner, even for my size. I was on the schools' cross country team, yet when I did the PE classes' "mile run" and finished in under 6 minutes, the teacher said it was impossible for someone my height to run it that fast, I MUST have skipped a lap... and added 2 minutes to my time.
I was only 5'4" until the age of 23, when I went through a late growth spurt and "shot" up to 5'9", ( I also went from 105 lbs to 220 lbs) in 9 months. While I am still not very tall, I no longer get called "peewee" or "pipsqueak" daily. In high school I was in incredibly good shape and was a great runner, even for my size. I was on the schools' cross country team, yet when I did the PE classes' "mile run" and finished in under 6 minutes, the teacher said it was impossible for someone my height to run it that fast, I MUST have skipped a lap... and added 2 minutes to my time.
