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#150 - civilizationv (08/15/2015) [-]
by the beards of zeus
this girl didnt even let the guy say more than 5 words.
like the guy was her height or maybe like 1in shorter maybe
like the dude could have been the perfect match but nope
the guy seemed like a cool dude and hey he took the rejection like a champ even made a joke
i fell like this girl is that one girl who turns middle aged and drinks everyday because she can't find the "perfect" man
youre not gonna find a good guy with that **** personality
no wonder she needs a tv show to help her find someone
User avatar #378 to #150 - donbionicle (08/16/2015) [-]
Burned her down harder than a City-State captured city.
User avatar #384 to #378 - civilizationv (08/16/2015) [-]
why would i Alexander king of the ancient world burn down a potential ally with my double influence abilities

except tyre
**** tyre
User avatar #387 to #384 - donbionicle (08/16/2015) [-]
I meant when a city-state captures a city they automagically burn it down.
User avatar #428 to #387 - severepwner ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I didn't know that. City states never do anything combat related unless it's literally on their territory.
User avatar #430 to #428 - donbionicle (08/16/2015) [-]
If you happen to be at war with a neighbour who also happens to be a neighbour with a CS that also happens to be your ally, that somehow also gets melee units in range of the enemy city, and you bombard the enemy city down to 1 HP but don't take it, they will, and then this happens. It's hilarious but a pain to pull off.
User avatar #391 to #387 - civilizationv (08/16/2015) [-]
oh i gotcha you fam
funny enough i remember one time a city state captured a capital city so they couldn't burn it down
User avatar #242 to #150 - truezen (08/15/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll burn center*"**
**truezen rolls Spectrum Health Regional Burn Center**
User avatar #481 to #150 - infinitereaper (08/16/2015) [-]
She's sounded like a straight up bitch. The kind of bitch that has never been punched in the face but really needs to be.
#198 to #150 - tarabostes (08/15/2015) [-]
REKTUS MAXIMUS
#45 - skyrimdovah (08/15/2015) [-]
I can't wait 'til we get Sex Androids.
#468 to #45 - baronvonhuckle (08/16/2015) [-]
I thought i had an Android 18 pic somewhere, but this will do.
#598 to #468 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
You'll not believe how hard it was to find a normal pic of her throughout all that rule 34.

On that topic I always liked 18 because I was a short kid growing up and that really hurt my confidence. Seeing that the hottest chick on DBZ ends up with the short bald dude gave me hope.
User avatar #217 to #45 - midothegreat (08/15/2015) [-]
watch feminazis complain when they only come in slender models
User avatar #388 to #217 - urfunnyman (08/16/2015) [-]
**** !! my ears
#129 to #45 - kameken (08/15/2015) [-]
That may not fix all our problems.
#25 - gigabowzer (08/15/2015) [-]
Another thing: A woman can lose weight, a man can't gain height.
User avatar #540 to #25 - payseht ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
nice text color... was the background one taken?
User avatar #551 to #25 - twofreegerbils (08/16/2015) [-]
It's literally like hating someone for their skin color. There's not **** you can do about it.
#56 to #25 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
but you act like being obese is the only thing stopping women from getting laid or finding a partner.
User avatar #70 to #56 - thedayi (08/15/2015) [-]
Its easier for women to get laid and find a partner even if they're fat and ugly
User avatar #89 to #70 - mpghbombsaway ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
There are plenty of short, fat and ugly sluts but no short, fat or or ugly studs.
#611 to #89 - Spitfirex ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
**Spitfirex used "*roll picture*"**
**Spitfirex rolled image**You gotta have money
#487 to #89 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
thats beause they all faded away, but their female counter parts are still around.
#538 to #56 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
being a woman and getting a partner is as simple as saying this phrase "who wants to stick their shibbly doo in my hooha".
User avatar #195 to #25 - concetrationcamp (08/15/2015) [-]
but he can rich, then hoes dont care anymore about his height
User avatar #479 to #25 - infinitereaper (08/16/2015) [-]
my dick can
#5 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
When women disregard a guy for being not tall enough for her nobody bats an eye

But when a guy says a girl is too fat for him, everybody loses their minds
User avatar #563 to #5 - higoat (08/16/2015) [-]
funny and original comment
User avatar #630 to #5 - hejhag (08/16/2015) [-]
Except everybody here, as do most guys adn a lot of girls, bat an eye so your point is kind of moot
User avatar #8 to #5 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
I ******* hate when people say this. Guys complain when girls hate on short guys, girls complain when men hate on fat girls. It's not like society just lets one gender be shallow. There is backlash, you just don't see it because you're on the side too.
User avatar #26 to #8 - fjaggot (08/15/2015) [-]
no dickhead being fat is a sign of being a slob and making bad life decisions, being short is something you can't change.
User avatar #54 to #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
okay I mentioned fat women and height because that's what is always compared. Guys commonly don't go for girls taller than them either.
User avatar #182 to #54 - nitsuan (08/15/2015) [-]
Its more about the hate rather than the preference, but I do feel that turning someone down for their height is shallow, especially if you don't even try to get to know them personally. I like my women shorter, but I have dated some taller. i mean, lets be honest; if someones height is what makes or breaks the deal, then you are pretty shallow, and I say this for both men and women. It's not like you can control your height, but as for being fat? No, you can totally be blamed for that, and again this is for both men and women. You can't change your height, natural hair/eye color etc, but you can always control your weight. Failure to do so is your own fault.
User avatar #684 to #54 - stoicnick (10/21/2015) [-]
if you're short you have no choice ******
User avatar #686 to #684 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/22/2015) [-]
dudes don't want girls taller than them and no one complains about that.
User avatar #687 to #686 - stoicnick (10/22/2015) [-]
it's not really a preference tho, do you has the inabilities to read?
User avatar #688 to #687 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/23/2015) [-]
it is a preference for many guys. They don't want to feel emasculated. Would you date a girl who was much taller than you?
User avatar #689 to #688 - stoicnick (10/23/2015) [-]
if i liked her yiss but that's implying that anyone would want to date me you dummy
User avatar #690 to #689 - hoponthefeelstrain (10/23/2015) [-]
I'm just saying just because these whining faggots would date any woman with a pulse doesn't mean that most men don't have standards. Also just because girls can get laid easier, that doesn't mean **** because generally women want relationships and not to just be wanted for their bodies.
User avatar #552 to #54 - teddybearlove ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I kind of have no choice but I constantly have girlfriends taller than me. (I'm 5'4'')
#518 to #54 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
If I went for a girl taller than me I'd be dating an amazonian. I'm 6'5 a month ago.
User avatar #519 to #518 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/16/2015) [-]
wow that'd be hard to find, taller girl I've met was 6'4" but she wasn't self conscious about it, she owned it.
#522 to #519 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm 15
User avatar #524 to #522 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/16/2015) [-]
jesus kid slow down..
User avatar #409 to #54 - confusedasian (08/16/2015) [-]
The tall woman I've seen are generally mature and nice, but after the looking at the content I'm **** out of luck. But that's okay. I don't think I really had a chance to begin with. Gotta get a job for da currencies and start exercising.
User avatar #309 to #54 - unmexicano (08/16/2015) [-]
Can choose to be atraccted to hoewer they want.
#529 to #26 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Do you not understand what he said or are you just stupid? What you said has nothing to do with his point, you are both completely right making two different points, you are just illiterate you ******* idiot
User avatar #607 to #529 - magnuskasparov (08/16/2015) [-]
He does, do you understand why he said that though?
Both of them are shallow in a sense, but dismissing fat people is actually infinitely more acceptable than rejecting a short man. Why? Because once again as he said: being fat is a sign of being a lazy slob who makes bad life decisions or not having enough motivation/will to do anything.
Short people really can't change it and it's not their fault they are short. Trust me, most of them would like to change it and they do have the right to complain about being short if they ever are discriminated while on the other hand you have fat people that can choose to not be fat very easily. Also fat is sign of being unhealthy. Short people actually live longer than tall people and it's also one of the reasons why women, who tend to be shorter than men on average, live longer than men on average.
User avatar #58 to #26 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
and I feel like everyone got the wrong message from my comment, some preferences can't be changed like bust size, eye color, or skin color. Some guys want natural red heads with pale skin. Nothing wrong with that, and it's nothing that can be helped. short guys have the ****** end of the stick because most women want someone tall.
User avatar #374 to #58 - sonicschall (08/16/2015) [-]
what you said is that it's hypocritical for men to complain about women hating on short men but still hating fat women

that is exactly what you wrote, and what you wrote as a follow up does not change what you meant
User avatar #674 to #374 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/16/2015) [-]
that is not what I said at all. Please point out to me where I said that.
#474 to #374 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
first
User avatar #534 to #474 - aadenoto ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
>#474

I don't think so
#131 to #58 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
The problem is very few guys would say no to an attractive girls who just happened to have wrong hair color if you could even find one.(which you even had to point out as "natural" since even that can be dyed.)

However many many women will shoot a guy for being short, this is coming from someone who is 6'3" even I admit it's not really fair.
#616 to #58 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
The reason you're being thumbed down is because the original comment you replied to said that everyone loses their **** when a man says they don't like a woman with something they can easily change while on the other end no one gives a **** when women say they don't like a man with something they can't change.
Let me put it this way: people lose their **** for men not liking women with short hair, but no one loses their **** for women disliking asian or black people. Can you see it now? Or are you too dense and I'm just wasting my time?
#30 to #26 - macrase (08/15/2015) [-]
**macrase used "*roll picture*"**
**macrase rolled image**so you imply that someone with thyroid problems can help but gain massive amounts of weight? my dad went from hypo-thyroidism to hyper-thyroid ism and went from 315lbs 2 years ago to the 205 he weighs now... im not saying that its an excuse for all people but some medical problems cause weight gain unintentionally
#91 to #30 - alf (08/15/2015) [-]
He said "Is a sign" not "guarantees".
User avatar #173 to #26 - twillight (08/15/2015) [-]
Stilts? tall shoes?
User avatar #178 to #173 - fjaggot (08/15/2015) [-]
are you mentally challenged by any chance?
User avatar #252 to #178 - emagehttsol (08/15/2015) [-]
Well, with a name like that he cant be too bright.
User avatar #179 to #178 - twillight (08/15/2015) [-]
"being short is something you can't change."
You think it through.
User avatar #210 to #179 - skarrer (08/15/2015) [-]
******* die
User avatar #316 to #179 - theist (08/16/2015) [-]
Stilts? Did you seriously suggest stilts? How are you even comparing the two? That's like justifying black hate and saying you can change it by getting a melanin surgery.
#668 to #316 - fjaggot (08/16/2015) [-]
Hell yeah he did
User avatar #232 to #173 - lazorman (08/15/2015) [-]
you want me to wear stilts
#375 to #173 - frankwest (08/16/2015) [-]
All these short people thumbing down a joke. Never Change funnyunk.
#402 to #173 - toppone (08/16/2015) [-]
Sometimes I hope people aren't this stupid and are just baiting for a reply.
#12 to #8 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Your implying pretty strongly there.
I'd could happily date a heavier woman If I had a deep connection with here, but I'd probably wouldn't date a person who's morbidly obese.
Like the screaming half naked fitness guy said, it shows a lack of discipline, laziness and poor health

Everybody is entitled to their own personal preference and this is mine.
I see your reasoning since this "Date me because I'm short" starts to sound a lot like tumblr "Date me because I'm fat"

I'm just pointing out the strong bias towards those two things in society.
I'm saying this as a person who is 6'0 that I would not consider short
User avatar #13 to #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
I mean I'm just saying I'm tired of people calling preferences of any kind shallow. It sucks if you don't fit someone's ideal mold but just move on. I'm not saying you personally wont date a fat chick but many guys I know wouldn't really want to, many girls I know also wouldn't be comfortable dating a guy shorter than them. It's not a bad thing just people should move on and find someone who does like them for how they are.
Height can't be helped and I feel badly for short guys but a lot of preferences (like breast size or skin color) can't be helped either. It's just something you'll have to embrace.

Again not you personally just anyone short.
User avatar #20 to #13 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
>does like them for how they are.
Right in the bullseye with that.

If someone can't like you for you, they're probably not meant for you
User avatar #14 to #12 - obese (08/15/2015) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?
User avatar #21 to #14 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
It's complicated
#76 to #8 - mrstinkybutt ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Read this
User avatar #81 to #76 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
>>#53, I'm not saying men have to like fat girls. I don't care who anyone likes.
I compared short men and fat women because it's commonly compared. That's the only reason I made the comparison.
#84 to #81 - alf (08/15/2015) [-]
And I'm saying they shouldn't be commonly compared just like apples and oranges should not be compared.
User avatar #85 to #84 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
>>#25, he compared them and he's in the green.
but it's not just fat women guys avoid, they tend to avoid women taller than them too. Or just really want short girls, not shorter girls but short ones.
>>#28,
#87 to #85 - alf (08/15/2015) [-]
They tend to be more attracted to females that are short or shorter than themselves, yes. But i dont know many guys that would straight up go youre too tall end of discussion goodbye.
User avatar #146 to #8 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
You can fix being a fat ass, you can't just grow more.
#42 to #8 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
i cant even believe that you would put being fat (OBVIOUSLY a personal choice) next to being short (OBVIOUSLY NOT a personal choice).
******* retard, think before you ******** , then dont ******** and shove that ****** post up your turdcutter!
#683 to #8 - stoicnick (10/21/2015) [-]
somehow found this again, mad me butthurt again
#539 to #8 - youhaveshamedyofam (08/16/2015) [-]
**youhaveshamedyofam used "*roll picture*"**
**youhaveshamedyofam rolled image**
no1 likes you and you should feel bad
#488 to #8 - stoicnick (08/16/2015) [-]
even I disagree with you on this one
#205 to #8 - lordbroldamort (08/15/2015) [-]
ok bud i agree to a certain extent, but where as you dont just get fat, you become fat from lack of exercise and poor nutrition. you literally cant decide how tall you are, you just eventually stop growing. now if your case was hey dudes hate on chicks for having small tits. then yeah, that would be an acceptable comparison. but your current one did not fit.
#168 to #8 - originalsss (08/15/2015) [-]
yo you know that you can work off fat right?
User avatar #165 to #8 - caseh (08/15/2015) [-]
At least people can lose weight. You can't suddenly grow when you're already an adult
#53 to #8 - alf (08/15/2015) [-]
Yea being short and being fat are not the same thing at all. One is actually decided by genetics, the other is completely based on life choices 99% of the time.
User avatar #275 to #5 - tylermcall (08/15/2015) [-]
But on Funnyjunk, it's the opposite and believes it is better!
User avatar #310 to #275 - tylermcall (08/16/2015) [-]
That's not my point. My point is people get pissed off too much.
Who cares if a guy said a woman is too fat? The women shouldn't be irate, she should find someone who isn't bothered by it.
Who cares if a girl said a man is too short? The man shouldn't be irate, he should find someone who isn't bothered by it.
Everyone has there tastes and just because Tumblr gets bitchy doesn't mean we should.
#306 to #275 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Obvious bait, but they are two incomparable situations. A man cannot get taller than his genetics allow. Anyone, man or woman, can lose weight and live a lifestyle that makes them not fat.
User avatar #77 to #5 - europe (08/15/2015) [-]
And people shouldn't give a **** about either one
#228 to #77 - baulten (08/15/2015) [-]
Height is purely genetic. Being fat is a (stupid) choice that should be looked down upon.
#484 to #228 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
kind of like being dark, but fjrs still mock that to hell, holy **** the hypocrisy
#675 to #484 - baulten (08/16/2015) [-]
Being dark skinned is genetic.

Acting like a ****** isn't.
User avatar #17 to #5 - ubercookieboy (08/15/2015) [-]
That's because they never had one in the first place
User avatar #355 to #5 - blukachu (08/16/2015) [-]
is that bitch a goddamn giant? im 5'8" and i am considered tall where i live, most girls are around 5' to 5'5" with the exception on those huge white chicks
User avatar #6 to #5 - leonhardt (08/15/2015) [-]
*women lose their minds
User avatar #7 to #6 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
*including white knights
User avatar #38 to #5 - syntheticdoll (08/15/2015) [-]
I would actually be less offended if a guy declined me because of my height.
It's like "I like you but you're not really my type but it's not your fault"
While if someone told me they don't like my weight it would feel like "ye, well i like you, all you have to do to get me is to change your body and your lifestyle"
User avatar #48 to #38 - evilhomer ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Having weight and being chubby is fine, being obese is not
User avatar #401 to #38 - broswagonist (08/16/2015) [-]
I feel like that's too much of a defeatist attitude. I think turning down someone because of their height is unfair because they had no chance to begin with over something they cannot change. It can't be helped and there's no use getting angry about it, but it's very unfair.

But turning down someone over something they can change, especially something that they're lacking such as properly looking after their body is completely fair, and not only that it still leaves it as a possibility.
User avatar #640 to #401 - syntheticdoll (08/16/2015) [-]
I get your point, I just feel like I shouldn't feel bad about something I can't change. Okay if the guy were really hot I might feel a little sad, but again, do I really want a person that much who refuses to date me just because I'm tall? (same for shorter guys)
User avatar #669 to #640 - broswagonist (08/16/2015) [-]
I don't mean it's something to feel bad about in a self deprecating manner. Everyone
has their preferences, their likes and dislikes and you shouldn't be angry at them for that either. The difference is some you can do nothing about and others you can. Sure, go ahead and feel bad that someone doesn't like you because you're a slob or something but you can improve yourself and become a better person. On the other hand you can't "get better" from being short, and that's frustrating. Maybe it's even more unfair that so many people prefer tall guys and maybe the inverse is true for women.
#50 to #5 - peterbowser (08/15/2015) [-]
"Introduce a little honesty, and everyone isn't so discouraged. I'm an agent of honesty... Oh, you know the thing about honesty? It's the polite thing to do."
#363 - doctorprofessornv (08/16/2015) [-]
Who cares? If a girl rejects you solely because you're not 'tall enough', she was probably a shallow cunt to begin with. You don't have to be attractive to everyone, just to the right one.
User avatar #367 to #363 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
I considered.... and it made sense.
User avatar #385 - Silver Quantum (08/16/2015) [-]
she's like a solid 5/10 and she thinks she can be choosy about men's height?
#295 - hailcthulhufhtagn ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
I'm a 6'2" tall girl. Every guy I've dated has been either my height or shorter. I never really got why girls had such a problem with short guys. If you're brave enough to approach an Amazon woman like myself, I feel you've earned yourself at least a fair chance at snu snu.

Judging a woman for her weight is seen as such an awful thing in our society but we can judge a guy for being short? Hell, al least you can CHANGE your weight.
#526 to #295 - tapeboy (08/16/2015) [-]
not hailing Bugg-shash the one who comes in the dark. cthulhul scrubs everywhere.
#627 to #295 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
But lord knows you'd slam.
User avatar #634 to #295 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
This is FJ.
You know the rules.
Just because you had a sex change, doesn't mean you're an actual woman.
#381 to #295 - michaelrock (08/16/2015) [-]
tfw im reading this comment
#562 to #295 - alphadolan ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Jesus ****** christ ***** you could dunk on my ass
#612 to #295 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
>girl
>funnyjunk
Haha, you almost had me with your story. But we all know girls wouldn't sink so low that they would use a website full of 12 year old boys.
User avatar #517 to #295 - infinitereaper (08/16/2015) [-]
I LOVE short tiny women but I also think tall women are great too. Both have their appeal. Dominating a small girl, or getting mothered/nurtured/dominated by a tall one are both things that get me going. Truth is, women in general, not all, but just in general, are just shallow. I mean, check this **** out:
blog.okcupid.com/index.php/your-looks-and-online-dating/

For men shown pictures, the graph was pretty normalized. There was ugly, there was top beautiful and the majority of women they rated inbetween. (medium). In contrast women rated 80% of men below medium

Tip of the iceberg really, but I don't mean to be mean so I'll just leave it at that.
Girls who say being a guy is easier just don't get what we have to deal with. Them.
#491 to #295 - mindyourownbusines (08/16/2015) [-]
So, uh... you come here often?
#335 to #295 - saltyfries (08/16/2015) [-]
snu snu you say?
#359 to #295 - ronyx (08/16/2015) [-]
I offer myself as sacrifice
#72 - tapeworms (08/15/2015) [-]
I never understood this. I prefer guys that are around my height, because when the dude is a giant and you're a midget it's just comedic.
#200 to #72 - tarabostes (08/15/2015) [-]
**** off womanlet
User avatar #254 to #200 - tapeworms (08/15/2015) [-]
Look how cool and edgy you are. Bet your mom's proud.
User avatar #326 to #254 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm 5'6'' and I must say... I have met many women and girls when i was younger just like you.

And I agree on my end to. Being nearly the same height as my lover opens up many more possibilities in bed. Not to mention pointing and things when we are taking walks, she knows where i'm pointing because we are on the same level double entendre

Also, I'd like to point out that girls rejecting guys for being too short isn't exactly a "double standard" because lots of guys have no problem rejecting girls for being too tall.
User avatar #431 to #326 - severepwner ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Hardly any guys have rejected women based on their height, for that tiny minority that do, are actually shallow, and will be lonely, whatever it's their own fault.

The double standard comes from men not being allowed to reject a woman for their weight which can be changed for either gender, to women having full right to reject men because of their height, which can't be changed for either gender.

Do you see how unfair this is?
User avatar #433 to #431 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
No I don't see where this comes in.

Seeing as how we are talking about height not weight and we aren't talking about dick size vs tit or ass size either.

So while I hear what you are trying to say, what you're saying is pretty off base.
User avatar #438 to #433 - severepwner ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Ok fine, you want to talk about just height? Ok.

Men almost never reject women based on their height.

Women often reject men based on their height.

Height is set in stone depending on how you develop, and doesn't actually matter.

Period. A lot of women do this, and are cunts. Period.
User avatar #334 to #326 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
typos
#257 to #254 - tarabostes (08/15/2015) [-]
manlet white knight detected
User avatar #318 to #257 - adrianking (08/16/2015) [-]
Silly tarabostes. Women can't be knights.

The correct term is White Dame. Learn your facts, fool.
#670 to #318 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
Oh **** that's the same user? What kind of retard names themselves tapeworms?
User avatar #677 to #670 - tapeworms (08/16/2015) [-]
You're just super butthurt, aren't you? I don't really understand why you're bitter towards me though, you started this after all.
#678 to #677 - tarabostes (08/16/2015) [-]
lol i was joking because i saw that you were 5'3 , but **** got outta hand .. what can i say? Bitches be crazy
#73 to #72 - anthonyhelm ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
How tall are you?
User avatar #352 to #73 - TodayIAmMe (08/16/2015) [-]
5'1 fml
#96 to #74 - jjvoodoo (08/15/2015) [-]
6'3
6'3
#79 to #74 - spookyexplain ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
5'5
#410 to #74 - newall (08/16/2015) [-]
How do you even find men your height? I mean, I'm 5'7/8" and i legit feel short as **** . I cannot imagine a man being 5'3"
User avatar #477 to #410 - tapeworms (08/16/2015) [-]
Around my height. 5'1"-5'10" is an okay range. I'm not picky, it's pretty vast. Just a preference.
User avatar #147 to #74 - mariox (08/15/2015) [-]
5'10", I think we can make it work.
#75 to #74 - anthonyhelm ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
I'm 5'8
User avatar #98 to #75 - psychadelicace (08/15/2015) [-]
5'11 i didn't think any of you would be shorter than me
User avatar #633 to #98 - liquidflows (08/16/2015) [-]
ha your wrong there, im 5'2 ;D
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User avatar #100 to #98 - anthonyhelm ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Are you a girl?
User avatar #101 to #100 - psychadelicace (08/15/2015) [-]
I'm whatever you want me to be bby lol
User avatar #103 to #101 - anthonyhelm ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Tall chicks are hot
#31 - chords (08/15/2015) [-]
tfw im 5ft5 ;_;
User avatar #659 to #31 - personz ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
bruh, I'm 5'7" because the doctor was looking at my chart and feeling generous. I got a girlfriend by flirting with a shorter girl too, my girlfriend is 5' exactly. Girls can be just as shallow as men, but a short girl is FAR less likely to think you're too short for her.
If you already have someone you're going after though, go for it! If she's worth dating you will be able to impress her despite your height!
#102 to #31 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
boyfriend is that tall
#123 to #31 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
Sucks for you, you'll have to develop charm.

And go for the short girl. Way back in what I assume is the American equivalent to high school, one of the dudes your height was one of the few who had a girlfriend. She was about an inch shorter than he was.
#124 to #123 - chords (08/15/2015) [-]
i usually end up relying on humor and really cheesy flirting
#407 to #31 - newall (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm 5'7" buddy, take solace in the knowledge that your shorter levers will get you jacked way faster.
You'll never be a strongman tho.

Also, as penis size has nothing to do with build or height, your dick will look way bigger. So that's a plus.
User avatar #422 to #407 - kietzu (08/16/2015) [-]
6'5, average dick, here to confirm.
#420 to #31 - zealotgold (08/16/2015) [-]
Mfw I'm 5'4
User avatar #495 to #31 - theguynamedme (08/16/2015) [-]
Just get a short girl. My fiance is 5'2 and I'm 5'8 and she thinks I'm super tall.
#233 to #31 - hitbyadriveby ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
RIde the manlet train with me. 5' 3".
User avatar #271 to #233 - gharshi (08/15/2015) [-]
"you have my axe"
#276 to #271 - hitbyadriveby ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Just wanted to borrow it is all...
#417 to #31 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
well you have dubs as your height so there's that
#78 to #31 - spookyexplain ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
i know that feel bro

at least we get easy gains
User avatar #377 to #78 - donbionicle (08/16/2015) [-]
But what if the only gain we wish to achieve, is a gainful relationship with a woman?
#492 to #377 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
Then your mind is pretty narrow, there is more to life than lust my friend
5"7 here also theres porn
#464 to #377 - spookyexplain ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
lift more, eat more, become godlike
User avatar #114 - zomaru (08/15/2015) [-]
5'10" is standard height though...

If a bitch doesent like you at that height because you're 'too short' then obviously she is more problems then she is worth.
User avatar #215 to #114 - nustix (08/15/2015) [-]
Dude, if you disregard someone because of their height you are already not worth it. To be honest I would be happy if she said that as I walked up, because I would immediatly realise time spent talking to that doofus is time wasted.
User avatar #293 to #215 - truezen (08/15/2015) [-]
Yeah... she kinda seems like the 'slit your tires' type
User avatar #10 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/15/2015) [-]
incoming all comments on how evil women are and how short guys are left out.
#192 to #10 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
Weight can be changed 99% of the time, height cannot.
User avatar #216 to #192 - colossusshadow (08/15/2015) [-]
Did he even say anything about weight you stupid ******
#419 to #216 - putitinsideme (08/16/2015) [-]
lmao gg
#218 - funnys (08/15/2015) [-]
im 5'7" and never been in a relationship.
#476 to #218 - destroyerofcheese (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm 6'4" and in the same boat as you, buddy.
#414 to #218 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
jesus ******* christ there are PLENTY of women who don't give a **** about height. real ******* talk if you haven't had a relationship yet its not because of your ******* height
#164 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
"Yeah and your tits are to tiny."
-If he wasn't a beta
#246 - anon (08/15/2015) [-]
5'10 is LITERALLY average height for males in America, this means that the women in the video would turn down over half of the population on height alone.
Ya ****** serious? I just don't even understand how something like height contributes to physical attractiveness, it's not like shorter people look worse. What is bad looking about shortness?
User avatar #259 to #246 - truezen (08/15/2015) [-]
She probably did it more or less because she was on TV and she thought it seemed cool.

I highly doubt she'd (or any woman under 6ft) would turn down men that quickly based just on height.

Hell give that bitch a midget with 17 million in his bank account and I bet she'd tell him she has a fetish for short guys.
User avatar #379 to #259 - penisboob ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Next is also so obviously scripted. There's stupid stuff in every episode.
User avatar #382 to #379 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
Word... I remember watching more than a couple episodes of it when I was 15 or so.

As I remember I liked the show. Damn you MTV and subliminal messaging for teens.
#390 to #382 - penisboob ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I used to watch it when I was like 8 because I thought the description things were so funny.
User avatar #395 to #390 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
LoL that is pretty funny

Man, I'm 27, are you that old or did the show air for that long.

As my remember my MTV phase was only from about 13 to 15.

(16-20 was my drug phase and before 13 I was all sports)
User avatar #400 to #395 - penisboob ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm almost 18. So about 10 years ago for both of us. I think your logic is a bit messed up lol.
User avatar #403 to #400 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
so it must of been on air for about 5 years or so for us both to see it?

sound about right...

not many 8 year olds watch MTV

User avatar #500 to #403 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
what kind of ******* would thumb me down for this post?
User avatar #405 to #403 - penisboob ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
It had 6 seasons, so yeah. Well, all I had was basic cable, so from like 1-6am it was either Next or infomercials.
User avatar #498 to #405 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
8 year olds should not be watching MTV lol

I even feel ashamed for watching it when i did
User avatar #602 to #498 - penisboob ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Nothing on MTV will be worse than my mom's side of the family lol.
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User avatar #358 - Sethorein (08/16/2015) [-]
5'4"

Ceiling too high up to tie noose
User avatar #369 to #368 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**** you admin with your webm's this was a badass looping gif
User avatar #399 - timmywankenobi (08/16/2015) [-]
I remeber once I was about to ask this asian girl out ,but before I could even speak she put her finger up and said "Nope, you're too short for me " I was what ? , you're like 4 ft 10 I am 5ft 10 ! how much taller a guy do you need ? then she was like " I want a tall guy someone 6ft 5 or more " so I said "wait that would put your face like an inch above above dick height , you entire view is just gonna be dick and navel all day thats wierd yo "
#544 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
No one is taller than the last man standing. Just remember that men.
#606 to #544 - thempc (08/16/2015) [-]
that sounds like a soldier quote last one alive lock the door!
#224 - CrimsonHazrad (08/15/2015) [-]
Women in general are pathologically shallow. I've read interviews where Brad Pitt talked about how he couldnt get dates when he first arrived in LA, when he ******* looked like this.
User avatar #631 to #224 - hejhag (08/16/2015) [-]
That was one women man. A lot of women don't give a **** about height unless your like a whole 2 feet shorter, but then most guys don't want to date a girl 100 more pounds than him so it balances out.
#340 to #224 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
An how many women have you talked to IRL? remember the girl that take your order at mcdonalds doesn't count
User avatar #394 to #340 - CrimsonHazrad (08/16/2015) [-]
I havent in 12 years because im ugly so why bother, ill just get told to kill myself
User avatar #510 to #394 - taniv (08/16/2015) [-]
Don't listen to those guys. "Beta' is such a **** ******* term. If you lack confidence, it's not always your fault. But what I will say, is that it is only in your power to gain it. Be proud of who you are. A lot of people are assholes; they're crabs in a ******* bucket trying to tear you down to pull themselves up. Go out, have confidence, meet someone. One of the shortest guys I know is the strongest U23 in his province, because he just lifted heavy ass weights until he was (he has a girlfriend btw). It's different for different people. Some people have to realize what's great about them, some people have to go "earn" their confidence. You'll have the most luck with life and with women, when you're worrying about both the least. Take care man, best of luck to you. Also move to Canada bud, we're way nicer eh
#408 to #394 - evenfurtherbeyond (08/16/2015) [-]
Typical beta ******* . Grow a spine
#501 to #408 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**You cant grow a second spine, you realize that right? and what good will it do? flail it at his enemies?
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User avatar #444 - kieranbaker ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Bruh he's 5' 10...isn't that normal in America?
User avatar #447 to #444 - comicexplain (08/16/2015) [-]
5"7's average, borderline short.
User avatar #450 to #447 - kieranbaker ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
Thank the big G that I am 5' 11. I knew girls could be shallow but sweet **** , not a lot of guys can reach 6'
User avatar #460 to #447 - lyiat ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
I'm literally 5'7"
User avatar #462 to #460 - comicexplain (08/16/2015) [-]
You win!
User avatar #463 to #462 - lyiat ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
What do I win?
#465 to #463 - comicexplain (08/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I think you know.
#466 to #465 - lyiat ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
C-comic-senpai....
#471 to #470 - lyiat ONLINE (08/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #483 to #444 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
Naw man... she just being cunt for the cameras

5'10 isn't short in an country on earth.

maaaaaannnnnn even in Norway they don't look at 5'10'' as short
User avatar #432 - IloveWAFFLES (08/16/2015) [-]
>tfw 5'0 male with dwarfism
>every person wonders why I want to kill myself
I will always be discriminated against wherever I go
in love life since girls want a "tall man"
in jobs because I will make less money than someone who is 6'0 even if I am more qualified and been at the job longer.

Suicide might legit be my only option in life.
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