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Short fact comp. .. I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.

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#95 - wolviewolverine

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(02/11/2014)[+](9 replies)

stickied by Nickdowgg

"The refrigerator time machine lion pirates of the Matrix"
Ultra-block buster

A story about future space pirates who are half-lion, who are pulled into a fictional singularity black-hole world, where they have to use an impovised refrigerator time machine to reset their past, so they do not make the initial space travel to begin with.
Arnold Schwwarzenegger as the Captain, Ben Stiller - pirate jester (dies in scene 2).

#175 to #95 - wolviewolverine

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(02/12/2014)[-]

If there's anything I hate in this site it is sticked comments.
Nickdowgg - I hope you get raped by cancerous dildos, you miserable ****.

#176 to #175 - Nickdowgg [OP]

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(02/12/2014)[-]

#177 to #176 - wolviewolverine

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(02/12/2014)[-]

no rage. I just really, honestly think you are a pathetic faggot.

#179 to #177 - Nickdowgg [OP]

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#171 to #95 - dudewitharake

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(02/11/2014)[-]

mandatory

#174 to #171 - dudewitharake

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(02/11/2014)[-]

and here's the 2nd if you're interested although we all know the sequels generally aren't as good sometimes

#157 to #95 - spanishninja

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#132 to #95 - catburglarpenis#9 on commentsRank#9

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I'm pretty sure that's the plot of most Shin Megami Tensei games.

#42 - ofmiceandmen

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.

#61 to #42 - vortexrain

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I loved 1-3, but 4 was meh.

#77 to #61 - powertrooper

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Just gonna pop in here...
I felt the same way. They're making a 5th. Hope it makes up for the 4th

#85 to #77 - swaginator

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(02/11/2014)[-]

norwegian producers

#106 to #85 - nagafever#130 on commentsRank#130

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(02/11/2014)[-]

as a norwegian i can safely say - we suck dick at making movies. plz stop us.

#151 to #106 - xtwinblade

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Then we have Tommy Wirkola's Dead Snow (død snø) which was actually a fairly good movie, for a comedy.

#121 to #106 - kingsombra

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Well, we made Troll Hunter. So there's that.

But yeah you're right, we're terrible. We can only make art movies

#81 to #77 - vortexrain

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I heard that he's contracted for 7 of them.

#82 to #61 - aerosol#328 on commentsRank#328

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Since At Worlds End ended so well, I decided not to watch 4. It was good as it was and I think it's probably in decline now.

#141 to #61 - theshadowed

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Depp was the only reason i watched it, and he didn't disappoint. i liked the parts with the Spanish, the whole undead zombie Blackbeard parts weren't that good

#147 to #61 - ofmiceandmen

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I've never seen the fourth one.

I've heard a lot of people say it wasn't up to par so I think I'll just pass.

#99 to #42 - newdevyx#10 on commentsRank#10

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I liked all of them. .gif somewhat relevant.

#117 to #42 - brenton

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(02/11/2014)[-]

So... you think he would have pulled it off as well?

#146 to #117 - ofmiceandmen

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Evidently I forgot how.

#135 to #42 - nicoquitemad

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Well the character would only have been in the first one if it wasn't for the magnificent performance of Depp.

#12 - fannypackattack

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(02/10/2014)[-]

#72 to #12 - kjoni

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#15 to #12 - ashee

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(02/11/2014)[-]

This gif makes me laugh every single time I see it. Thank you.

#17 to #15 - fannypackattack

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You're welcome, friend. Here's another one of my favorites.

#18 to #17 - ashee

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Thank you, yet again. What show is that from?

#19 to #18 - fannypackattack

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I've no idea, I'm sorry.

#20 to #19 - ashee

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Don't apologize. Still made me laugh.

#165 to #18 - notanonyay

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Its from Enemy At The Gates, starring Jude Law as a Russian sniper during WWII, the guy in the gif was his German rival (Ed Harris).

#166 to #165 - notanonyay

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(02/11/2014)[-]

As for the Japanese show........

#180 to #166 - ashee

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(02/12/2014)[-]

Yeah, the Japanese show was what I was curious about. Thanks though.

#4 - crazykidwithaknife

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(02/10/2014)[-]

ok... are there really that many disney characters farting?

#6 to #4 - iamstoopid

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(02/10/2014)[-]

can i sleep on your lap

#97 to #4 - gerfox

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Not as far as I know. But I guess there's a reason for it; For Pumba it hurt that his friends never stood down wind.

#5 to #4 - Furubatsu

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(02/10/2014)[-]

Thought he was the only one to do that

#45 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Wow funnyjunk really needs more comps
jk ******* stop this ****
it's practically thumbwhoring now

#49 to #45 - ilikecawk

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Holy **** someone's mad about losing their admin privileges. Every post you post one bitchy comment.

#50 to #49 - bumsnacher**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

>Implying im not going to be a mod again in a week

#55 to #50 - doctorstein

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You don't deserve mod powers. While I would love it to be me, I recommend *********** for being a cool dude who helped me solve algebra problems easy peasy lemon squeezy.

#56 to #55 - fuckthepopo

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I actually applied for the mod test, passed it, and sent tehbestever a PM. Yet to receive a response.

#102 to #56 - dsgbiohazard

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(02/11/2014)[-]

How the **** did you pass that test? It's the most ******** thing ever. Sometimes I think to myself if my own post is flaggable...

#57 to #56 - doctorstein

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Oh, you're amazing. Where does one go to apply for said test?

#58 to #57 - fuckthepopo

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(02/11/2014)[-]

You have to be level 250 in comments and or content, but here's the link.
www.funnyjunk.com/Wanna+be+a+mod/text/4989379/

#69 to #58 - kingarturi

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(02/11/2014)[-]

appernetly i can take the test.

#59 to #58 - doctorstein

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Damn. One day, one day. Now that I actually want a level, I'll probably start posting a lot more comments. Thanks, man.

#60 to #59 - fuckthepopo

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(02/11/2014)[-]

No problem.
Also, getting to content is easier. ************ just reposted **** from imgur and voila.

#87 to #50 - ragingbrony

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(02/11/2014)[-]

lol

#74 to #50 - potatophucker

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**** your so goddamn annoying.

But, of course, you love the attention don't you?

#118 to #74 - brenton

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(02/11/2014)[-]

His so goddamn annoying what?

#84 to #50 - aerosol#328 on commentsRank#328

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Well not anymore

Those "what's the worst that could happen" moments tend come back and bite you in the ass

#51 to #50 - ilikecawk

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Given this site's attention span you're probably right. It's just amusing watching you post one bitchy thing per content.

#65 to #45 - lionti

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(02/11/2014)[-]

If the criteria to be a mod is cry like a little bitch, you will be back in no time

#90 to #45 - baitdoesnttalkback

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(02/11/2014)[-]

i actually agree. this is like the fad a couple years ago where everything was comps. it got really bad until everyone turned on yeach other and we lost so many users

#79 to #45 - scootalooisyourgod

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#83 to #45 - joshkx

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#123 to #45 - brothergrimm#163 on commentsRank#163

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#8 - jbywalec

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(02/10/2014)[-]

**jbywalec rolls 2** Do I want to see more of these fact comps?

#9 to #8 - jbywalec

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(02/10/2014)[-]

I was wanting you to say 'Yes', Spongebob you little faggot.

#10 to #9 - tomahawkit**User deleted account**

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(02/10/2014)[-]

**tomahawkit rolls 0** is that text color flamboyant?

#22 to #10 - cubicalpayload

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**cubicalpayload rolls 0** Colored text is ******* awesome.

#23 to #22 - cubicalpayload

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Brb, killing myself.

#25 to #23 - tomahawkit**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**tomahawkit rolls 3** are you really coming back though?

#111 to #9 - folkflunky

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#70 to #8 - breastestvillainy**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**breastestvillainy rolls 8** I haven't masturbated in days, and yet I don't feel the need to do so.
Should I masturbate now?

#71 to #70 - breastestvillainy**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I take that as a big yes

#114 to #8 - metacobalion

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**metacobalion rolls 0** Oh magic conch will I ever get colored text from admin?

#116 to #114 - metacobalion

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#47 to #8 - squalllionhart

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**squalllionhart rolls 2**
will i ever leave funnyjunk?

#143 to #8 - bootface

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**bootface rolls 2** Will my content get to the frontpage?

#144 to #143 - bootface

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#164 to #8 - thirsteternum

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**thirsteternum rolls 1**

should i go fap?

#67 to #8 - bobthebean

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**bobthebean rolls 4** Should I text my ex?

#68 to #67 - bobthebean

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**bobthebean rolls 8** Should I?

#62 to #8 - vortexrain

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**vortexrain rolls 6** Will the parents of the girl that I like let her go out for Valentine's Day?

#63 to #62 - vortexrain

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Ok?

#46 to #8 - squalllionhart

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#39 to #8 - areialview

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**areialview rolls 9** am I going to fap tonight?

#40 to #39 - areialview

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I was planning to fap anyway

#32 to #8 - pariahlol

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**pariahlol rolls 8** Will i find happiness?

#33 to #32 - pariahlol

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Sounds good to me.

#16 to #8 - ashee

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(02/11/2014)[-]

**ashee rolls 3**Should OP kill himself?

#2 - benschien

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(02/10/2014)[-]

shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb

#3 to #2 - thebuttman

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(02/10/2014)[-]

MFW this gif.

#21 to #2 - beavisnbutthead

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#11 to #2 - youmotherfather

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(02/10/2014)[-]

dis gif

#66 to #2 - rustyspunktube

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(02/11/2014)[-]

that gif. is a little disturbing

#91 to #2 - oosskkyy

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#115 to #2 - studbeefpile

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#101 to #2 - anon id: a8ec8792

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Its like a ******* sims glitch haha i'm going to hell

#105 to #101 - dawdawdwa

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Welcome, welcome!

#94 - FatherPedobear

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(02/11/2014)[-]

"But why...is the rum gone? You hide it somewhere? Huh? How about you explain it to me?"

#110 to #94 - alstorp

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(02/11/2014)[-]

"Do you fear death"

"You talking to me, squid boy?"

#14 - PrinceZukosLover

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Will Smith turned down Neo to be Jim West? Best decision ever, for both actors.

#139 - wetpantshaha**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Am I doing it right?

#148 to #139 - samoaspider

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(02/11/2014)[-]

can you do now one with Will Smith as Neo?

#149 to #148 - wetpantshaha**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#159 to #149 - samoaspider

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(02/11/2014)[-]

das Samuel L Jackson!

#160 to #159 - wetpantshaha**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Soz, here ya go..

#168 to #160 - yisumad

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#167 to #160 - samoaspider

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I think I'm being made fool of

#169 to #167 - wetpantshaha**User deleted account**

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(02/11/2014)[-]

I am very trying

#172 to #169 - samoaspider

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(02/11/2014)[-]

#41 - bazda

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(02/11/2014)[-]

Whoever thought to offer the job of Sparrow to DeNiro is a complete retard. Lucky for them he turned them down. DeNiro didn't need the money, and they ended up getting a successful franchise out of it. Win win.

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