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Shitty situation

Reminds me
shrinking at friends
shave cramps
signorina it
idrink 3 more beers
pstart to feel worse
mead fer toilet
M wait 5 minutes
aabout to **** my pants
we to backyard
ddidn' t even make it past patio
shave to squat
aliquid **** splatting with the ferce of a firehose on slick concrete patio
swipe my ass with magazine sitting on table crumpling up the pages and throwing them over fence
we later
ffriends want to go skinnydipping in his pool
tthey run outside naked and drunk
H stay inside plotting my escape
shear a few loud thumps and desperate yelling
ddon' t know what to do
NO RUNNING BY THE POOL GUYS"
Hun outside into bushes
comes
wide in bushes the rest ofthe night
pearents pick me up in the morning
knever heard what happened
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Submitted: 06/09/2014
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