Shitty life hacks. What, you wanna fight about it?. Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you forget your mobile everywhere like a literal retard would? Then lif Life hacks funtastic hilarious masterpiece such formatting
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Shitty life hacks

Shitty life hacks. What, you wanna fight about it?. Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you forget your mobile everywhere like a literal retard would? Then lif

What, you wanna fight about it?

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Do you forget your mobile
everywhere like a literal retard
would? Then life hacks like these
might be right up your alley.
Tired of losing
those dang keys
all the time'?
Solder them to I
your cell phone, If llooll
you lose them
ask a friend to
call your
Can' t afford cable
fermenting fruit in
your garden and
watch the local
M wildlife enter into
E drunken fights
with each other!
Can' t decide
whether to use your 9
or you' re? Your sure .
to see this problem
leave you' re life
when you use ''
instead. Plus
nobody will think
an idiot anymore,
Sick of always being
the butt of other
people' s pranks'?
Stash Uranium 235 in
their pockets while
they' re not looking and
try to contain your
laughter as the
radiation warps their
DNA, causing
uncontrollable cell
division ultimately
leading to incurable
Incapable of
parking your car
slamming it into
the wall of your
garage'? Why not
cut up a pool
noodle and tape
it to your
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I
enjoyed making it
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User avatar #41 - nimba (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey, If you liked this I made some more. Check it out:
User avatar #1 - infotechexplain (06/16/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Does the last one work?
User avatar #2 to #1 - nimba (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it does. But the optimal solution would obviously be to tape the pool noodle to your car, so you can smash it into things wherever you go!
#14 - spelly (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Use the metal part of your seat belt to open beers while driving.
#15 - ottox (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
the one about the unsalted fries is really annoying, trust me i worked in fast food for last last ******* LIFE HACKS SO ******* STUPID THANK GOD YOU MADE THEM GOOD AGAIN
#19 to #15 - nimba (06/17/2014) [-]
I was going to put this in the next comp but **** it, here's another prohack
#5 - handofdestiny (06/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
..your sure to see this problem leave you're life..
#50 - organicglory (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Sick of replacing the empty toilet paper roll with a new one?
Piss all over the toilet seat. The next person to use the bathroom will see it and go to wipe it off, see there's no toilet paper and replace the roll.
User avatar #27 - I Am Monkey (06/17/2014) [-]
Having trouble keeping track of all your friends?
Be a complete cock to everyone you meet. You'll drive everyone away and repel any potential friends you stand to make
User avatar #24 - unstoppablegiggle (06/17/2014) [-]
My house has a bunch of apple trees and is right next to a cow pasture.

Every year without fail the apples fall and the deer come to eat the fermenting apples, shortly thereafter the cows, seeing the deer feeding on apples, break down the fence and eat the apples too. At first they do so in harmony, then they get drunk and battle. I just sit on my back porch and watch it unfold until my WWII vet neighbor comes over to corral the cows, swearing the whole time.

I look forward tot his every year.
#56 - Monopolus (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've worked as a busser for a while now and it's sad how many times I've found an Iphone chilling underneath napkins or some other **** .

You people need to pay the hell attention.
#57 to #56 - nimba (06/17/2014) [-]
What do you mean, 'you people'?
#36 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"ur" is clock/watch in norwegian, usually referring to big grandfather clocks and such
User avatar #51 - sovietsamurai (06/17/2014) [-]
Uranium 235 one made me laugh the most
#35 - granadablashlack (06/17/2014) [-]
I am so going to try the wildlife one!
#4 - pierrevt (06/16/2014) [-]
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#46 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/17/2014) [-]
a pool noodle
#44 - lucina (06/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #42 - phudgepacker (06/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
your and you're are really easy to remember if you just think of "you're" as "you are". Anytime you aren't going to say "you are", use "your"
User avatar #68 to #67 - thisnameismine (06/18/2014) [-]
didn't you read the post all you have to do it use "ur"
#39 - inevernowutidoin (06/17/2014) [-]
**inevernowutidoin rolled image** take this
User avatar #25 - imyourdaddy (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Damn ***** this is a very low tech compilation. Kinda makes you appreciate all the graphic work on other comps Still thumbed tho
#40 to #25 - nimba (06/17/2014) [-]
made it in ms paint
made it in ms paint
User avatar #12 - iLime ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Are you finding it hard to survive without oxygen? Try breathing.
#18 to #12 - solomonkane (06/17/2014) [-]
With my mouth? Or this hole in my stomach?
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