Shitty life hacks. What, you wanna fight about it?. Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you forget your mobile everywhere like a literal retard would? Then lif Life hacks funtastic hilarious masterpiece such formatting
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Shitty life hacks

Shitty life hacks. What, you wanna fight about it?. Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you forget your mobile everywhere like a literal retard would? Then lif

What, you wanna fight about it?

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Do you forget your mobile
everywhere like a literal retard
would? Then life hacks like these
might be right up your alley.
Tired of losing
those dang keys
all the time'?
Solder them to I
your cell phone, If llooll
you lose them
ask a friend to
call your
Can' t afford cable
fermenting fruit in
your garden and
watch the local
M wildlife enter into
E drunken fights
with each other!
Can' t decide
whether to use your 9
or you' re? Your sure .
to see this problem
leave you' re life
when you use ''
instead. Plus
nobody will think
an idiot anymore,
Sick of always being
the butt of other
people' s pranks'?
Stash Uranium 235 in
their pockets while
they' re not looking and
try to contain your
laughter as the
radiation warps their
DNA, causing
uncontrollable cell
division ultimately
leading to incurable
Incapable of
parking your car
slamming it into
the wall of your
garage'? Why not
cut up a pool
noodle and tape
it to your
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I
enjoyed making it
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User avatar #41 - nimba (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Hey, If you liked this I made some more. Check it out:
#14 - spelly (06/17/2014) [-]
Use the metal part of your seat belt to open beers while driving.
User avatar #66 to #14 - basicargentinian (06/18/2014) [-]
well, it works if you're the copilot
#54 to #14 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
thats a brilliant idea! My bottle opener is on my key chain, you can only imagine my frustration when i pulled them out of the ignition on the highway when i ran out of beer.
User avatar #86 to #54 - fuckingtrolls (06/24/2014) [-]
You're an asshole
#16 to #14 - anonmynous ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
#23 to #14 - labree (06/17/2014) [-]
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#50 - organicglory (06/17/2014) [-]
Sick of replacing the empty toilet paper roll with a new one?
Piss all over the toilet seat. The next person to use the bathroom will see it and go to wipe it off, see there's no toilet paper and replace the roll.
#74 to #50 - wutda (06/18/2014) [-]
>not shoving the entire empty roll into your anus and **** without wiping
> using toilet paper after piss
> needing toilet paper
> next person (implying you are not forever alone, implying you only have one bathroom, implying you need bathroom)

0/10 will not recommend
#76 to #74 - organicglory (06/18/2014) [-]
bro, this was the piss method

not the **** method
User avatar #77 to #76 - wutda (06/18/2014) [-]
why do you need toilet paper when you piss?
I am adding **** method because it is relevant and it is legit as ****
User avatar #79 to #77 - nimba (06/18/2014) [-]
if you had a vagina you would wipe
User avatar #27 - I Am Monkey (06/17/2014) [-]
Having trouble keeping track of all your friends?
Be a complete cock to everyone you meet. You'll drive everyone away and repel any potential friends you stand to make
User avatar #24 - unstoppablegiggle (06/17/2014) [-]
My house has a bunch of apple trees and is right next to a cow pasture.

Every year without fail the apples fall and the deer come to eat the fermenting apples, shortly thereafter the cows, seeing the deer feeding on apples, break down the fence and eat the apples too. At first they do so in harmony, then they get drunk and battle. I just sit on my back porch and watch it unfold until my WWII vet neighbor comes over to corral the cows, swearing the whole time.

I look forward tot his every year.
#56 - Monopolus (06/17/2014) [-]
I've worked as a busser for a while now and it's sad how many times I've found an Iphone chilling underneath napkins or some other **** .

You people need to pay the hell attention.
#57 to #56 - nimba (06/17/2014) [-]
What do you mean, 'you people'?
User avatar #60 to #57 - fitemeirlbro (06/17/2014) [-]
apple fags
User avatar #59 to #57 - gandaalf (06/17/2014) [-]
black people
#36 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
"ur" is clock/watch in norwegian, usually referring to big grandfather clocks and such
#37 to #36 - thiotez (06/17/2014) [-]
Glorious Norway
User avatar #51 - sovietsamurai (06/17/2014) [-]
Uranium 235 one made me laugh the most
#15 - ottox (06/17/2014) [-]
the one about the unsalted fries is really annoying, trust me i worked in fast food for last last ******* LIFE HACKS SO ******* STUPID THANK GOD YOU MADE THEM GOOD AGAIN
User avatar #34 to #15 - yetaxaa (06/17/2014) [-]
I never understood that? In what places are fries already salted. Is it an American thing?
Because in England we ALWAYS have to put salt on ourselves.
#62 to #34 - misschokesonrocks (06/17/2014) [-]
They throw them from the deep fryer into a slanted pit and throw salt on (all of) them. Then they have a scoop that the handle is a hollow tube, to scoop and then slide them easily into a bag
#63 to #62 - misschokesonrocks (06/17/2014) [-]
or simply they salt them all at once fresh out the oil
User avatar #52 to #34 - jacksipian (06/17/2014) [-]
in america they're almost always salted already.
#19 to #15 - nimba (06/17/2014) [-]
I was going to put this in the next comp but **** it, here's another prohack
#35 - granadablashlack (06/17/2014) [-]
I am so going to try the wildlife one!
#4 - pierrevt (06/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - infotechexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Does the last one work?
#28 to #1 - aleexx (06/17/2014) [-]
I use a similar method. Put a plank in front of the tire where you can't go furher, when you park and hit the plank, the car is perfectly parked Bit of thickness on the plank needed though, else you won't notice running over it.
User avatar #47 to #1 - lean (06/17/2014) [-]
Park your car perfectly, and hang a tennis ball from the ceiling so it just touches your windshield when you are parked there. noodle trick is to cover conduit and protect against door dings. it goes on the side of the garage where your car doors open
#31 to #1 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
no. the normal sollution is to put something on the ground for your front-wheels to drive over, just in front of the spot where you would run into the wall
User avatar #58 to #31 - thorstoned (06/17/2014) [-]
This was about not crashing the doors to the wall when you open them, not crashing your ur car in the wall when driving
User avatar #61 to #58 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
thats right. but the part "without slamming it (your car) into the wall of your garage" got me confused
User avatar #2 to #1 - nimba (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it does. But the optimal solution would obviously be to tape the pool noodle to your car, so you can smash it into things wherever you go!
#8 to #2 - chiefbonebiter (06/16/2014) [-]
And, tape them all over your car so it doesn't matter if you go backwards or sideways or even upside down!
User avatar #10 to #8 - wedgehead (06/16/2014) [-]
I have the urge to own a completely noodled car now. No Homo
#17 to #10 - anonmynous ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I'd noodle your car for you all night. Extremely homo
User avatar #3 to #2 - infotechexplain (06/16/2014) [-]
Yay! Bumper cars!
User avatar #49 to #2 - organicglory (06/17/2014) [-]
this guy is going places
#38 to #2 - kambin (06/17/2014) [-]
Holy hell, that was a brilliant set up for yourself.
#46 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/17/2014) [-]
a pool noodle
#44 - lucina (06/17/2014) [-]
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#39 - inevernowutidoin (06/17/2014) [-]
**inevernowutidoin rolled image** take this
#11 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Keep losing your keys? JB weld them into your car's ignition, you'll never lose them again
#5 - handofdestiny (06/16/2014) [-]
..your sure to see this problem leave you're life..
User avatar #20 to #5 - tehpoonages (06/17/2014) [-]
still didnt use it right. just use ur.
User avatar #22 to #5 - OOOnelsonOOO (06/17/2014) [-]
I once pointed out that a girl I work with miss used "your vs. you're" 12 times in a single notice (about 20-30 lines) on the work board. Now she uses ur for every single one, and it's even worse.
#30 to #5 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
lol is that le attack on titn?
#48 to #30 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
yiss. it r best animay desu
#6 to #5 - thesoulless ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - handofdestiny (06/16/2014) [-]
I didn't miss the joke it just hurts to see that
#75 to #6 - wutda (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - phudgepacker (06/17/2014) [-]
your and you're are really easy to remember if you just think of "you're" as "you are". Anytime you aren't going to say "you are", use "your"
User avatar #65 to #42 - thisnameismine (06/18/2014) [-]
ur dumb
User avatar #67 to #65 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - thisnameismine (06/18/2014) [-]
didn't you read the post all you have to do it use "ur"
User avatar #69 to #68 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
That's wrong though you ******* retard, I'm telling you how easy it is to tell the difference between "your" and "you're"
User avatar #70 to #69 - thisnameismine (06/18/2014) [-]
ur silly just use ur.
User avatar #71 to #70 - phudgepacker (06/18/2014) [-]
Which name is yours?
User avatar #72 to #71 - thisnameismine (06/18/2014) [-]
#88 - yteicos (07/02/2014) [-]
**yteicos rolled image** great advice for this guy
**yteicos rolled image** great advice for this guy
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