Shitty Life Hacks IV pt 2: Ultimatum. This'll be the last one of these I do, stay safe, stay wary and, most importantly, stay safe.. Is your life an unlikeable  Shitty Life Hack object cunt of beauty
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Shitty Life Hacks IV pt 2: Ultimatum

 
Shitty Life Hacks IV pt 2: Ultimatum. This'll be the last one of these I do, stay safe, stay wary and, most importantly, stay safe.. Is your life an unlikeable

This'll be the last one of these I do, stay safe, stay wary and, most importantly, stay safe.

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Are you desperately searching
for exciting new ways to die of
diabetes or heart disease? Then
Do you have an
unprecedented number
of ? Why not
freeze every liquid you
own in case you should
ever need a crystallised
version of it sometime
in the future? Having 20
cubes of frozen coffee
will come in
useful later. It' s not
hoarding if it' s frozen.
Finding eating Bacon too --2
tedious? Try frying it into
other foods like Bacon
eggs, Bacon pancakes and / ssh
fortune Bacon cookies.
Few Bacon predictions can
be as comforting as Bacon.
Bacon Bacon bacon, bacon [L
Survival experts will
tell you it' s Best to
keep yourself
hungry. When a wild
animal growls at you
your stomach will
growl back,
establishing your
dominance over the
territory.
If the worst comes to
the worst and you find
yourself stranded
without a microwave,
you can cook hot
pockets on the
radiation emitted from
your cell phone. This
radiation is most
intense when your
battery is low, make
sure to wear the
charge down by
watching
trailers.
Hosting a dinner party
and need some
refreshing after dinner
mints on the cheapo.
Freeze dollops of
toothpaste and enjoy!
Tired of having a spicy Butt
after eating jalapenos?
Build up a tolerance by
keeping whole fresh ones
Just inside your anal
cavity.
Did you know that
ketchup can be used to
clean pretty much
everything? Just cover
the offending surface
with the stuff and when
you come back the next
day someone will have
cleaned it up for you'.
Thanks for the kind words, I
spend half my time cracking
up while I make this junk.
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Views: 28991 Submitted: 06/19/2014