Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde. Sorry about slightly shorter post this time . Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you need to put a bagel in an empty
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Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde

Sorry about slightly shorter post this time

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Do you need to put a bagel in an
empty co spindle for some
reason as if that' s better than
anything else? Then life hacks
like these might be right up your
alley.
cell out of battery?
cell phones use
lithium batteries that
can be fully charged
by microwaving at
allow for -- as
minutes.
Manufacturers don' t
tell you this so they
can sell you
expensive chargers'.
Clothes stanky? For a
minty aroma leave an
open bottle of
listerine inside the
machine while
washing your clothes,
You' ll receive
compliments all week!
Tired of uppity fast
food workers
slacking off'? Ask
for unsalted fries
so that they' re nice
and hot. After
purchasing throw
them on the floor
you
bourgeois pig.
All out of milk? Mix
equal parts water
and and
boil it up.
is made
using casein, a
major protein in
milk, so it' ll
probably be fine.
Never have to deal
with an awkward
boner in the middle
of class again. The
male penis is very
sensitive to cold,
so sticking it in a
glass of ice water
will make you
shrink in seconds,
Hot summer days
Ct Why not turn your
lawnmover over
and bask in it' s
I til , I I Ill Ill I Ill , Ill cooling b reath .
7 ' lall ll Illigally Ill' ( You' ll be the
I ll I'll coolest dude in
the neighbourhood
Thanks for stopping
by, have a lovely day
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User avatar #42 - nimba (06/19/2014) [-]
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The last episode ever is out. That's right, my opus illusio has come to it's natural coda Yeah I mix latin and Italian so what

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#6 - oborawatabinost (06/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I can confirm that these all work   
   
I am science
I can confirm that these all work

I am science
#20 - dillistone (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Pro Tip: Eating your noodles in a washing machine will help your stomach digest it quicker by allowing for maximum coverage of stomach acids!
Pro Tip: Eating your noodles in a washing machine will help your stomach digest it quicker by allowing for maximum coverage of stomach acids!
#24 - manformen (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #9 - fuzzysixx (06/19/2014) [-]
Warning on number one: Your cell phone may turn into Satan
Plus side: You can sell it to a 15 year old for infinite monies.
#31 - paullabc ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
After doing the boner one
After doing the boner one
#34 - pianoz ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Don't put your dick in it
Don't put your dick in it
Don't put your dick in it
I WANNA PUT MY DICK IN IT
User avatar #28 - campanapax (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you realise you might kill some idiots with this, good job
#5 - jacksipian (06/19/2014) [-]
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#15 - donfailed ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Have some spoiled milk? Use it to whiten your stained bowls by letting them soak in it for a couple days.
User avatar #25 - wildberk (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sad and Alone? Grow a beard!
#58 to #25 - Orc (06/20/2014) [-]
SHUT UP, GRANDMA. GROW A BEARD
User avatar #13 - yindragon (06/19/2014) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a lawnmower.
#60 - olesc (06/20/2014) [-]
"it'll probably be fine"
"it'll probably be fine"
#10 - AquariusCyclone (06/19/2014) [-]
These are the greatest ideas since solar-powered sunglasses.
#7 - rollfourexplain (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,393**

Some of these are neat and all, but I'm honestly worried about the ones out there that can actually lead to deaths. I'm talking about the ones that really look legitimate and ESPECIALLY those that involve mixing chemicals available at stores.
User avatar #16 to #7 - nimba (06/19/2014) [-]
If you're willing to pour boiling woodglue onto your cereal you probably weren't long for this world anyway.
User avatar #61 - superswagsurfer (06/20/2014) [-]
To the no-salt one: you're gonna pay money for fries, then throw them on the ground while I'm still getting paid for fries I just threw back in the fryer for a good 30 seconds or so.
Not to mention you're going to look like a complete jackass. I know it's a joke, but it was in another post except for the "throw them on the ground" part
#23 - lolfacejimmy ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
the cold dick one is actualy agood bit of knowledge if you have a cold bottle of drink set it in your lap it will help

the old spike tv show manswers did a bit on it
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