Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde. Sorry about slightly shorter post this time . Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you need to put a bagel in an empty Shitty Life Hack funny cunt Fart poop Dick
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Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde

 
Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde. Sorry about slightly shorter post this time . Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you need to put a bagel in an empty

Sorry about slightly shorter post this time

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Do you need to put a bagel in an
empty co spindle for some
reason as if that' s better than
anything else? Then life hacks
like these might be right up your
alley.
cell out of battery?
cell phones use
lithium batteries that
can be fully charged
by microwaving at
allow for -- as
minutes.
Manufacturers don' t
tell you this so they
can sell you
expensive chargers'.
Clothes stanky? For a
minty aroma leave an
open bottle of
listerine inside the
machine while
washing your clothes,
You' ll receive
compliments all week!
Tired of uppity fast
food workers
slacking off'? Ask
for unsalted fries
so that they' re nice
and hot. After
purchasing throw
them on the floor
you
bourgeois pig.
All out of milk? Mix
equal parts water
and and
boil it up.
is made
using casein, a
major protein in
milk, so it' ll
probably be fine.
Never have to deal
with an awkward
boner in the middle
of class again. The
male penis is very
sensitive to cold,
so sticking it in a
glass of ice water
will make you
shrink in seconds,
Hot summer days
Ct Why not turn your
lawnmover over
and bask in it' s
I til , I I Ill Ill I Ill , Ill cooling b reath .
7 ' lall ll Illigally Ill' ( You' ll be the
I ll I'll coolest dude in
the neighbourhood
Thanks for stopping
by, have a lovely day
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