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Shitty Life Hacks IV: Red White & Blonde. Sorry about slightly shorter post this time . Is your life an unlikeable wreck? Do you need to put a bagel in an empty

Sorry about slightly shorter post this time

Is your life an unlikeable wreck?
Do you need to put a bagel in an
empty co spindle for some
reason as if that' s better than
anything else? Then life hacks
like these might be right up your
alley.
cell out of battery?
cell phones use
lithium batteries that
can be fully charged
by microwaving at
allow for -- as
minutes.
Manufacturers don' t
tell you this so they
can sell you
expensive chargers'.
Clothes stanky? For a
minty aroma leave an
open bottle of
listerine inside the
machine while
washing your clothes,
You' ll receive
compliments all week!
Tired of uppity fast
food workers
slacking off'? Ask
for unsalted fries
so that they' re nice
and hot. After
purchasing throw
them on the floor
you
bourgeois pig.
All out of milk? Mix
equal parts water
and and
boil it up.
is made
using casein, a
major protein in
milk, so it' ll
probably be fine.
Never have to deal
with an awkward
boner in the middle
of class again. The
male penis is very
sensitive to cold,
so sticking it in a
glass of ice water
will make you
shrink in seconds,
Hot summer days
Ct Why not turn your
lawnmover over
and bask in it' s
I til , I I Ill Ill I Ill , Ill cooling b reath .
7 ' lall ll Illigally Ill' ( You' ll be the
I ll I'll coolest dude in
the neighbourhood
Thanks for stopping
by, have a lovely day
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #42 - nimba [OP]
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stickied by nimba
The last episode ever is out. That's right, my opus illusio has come to it's natural coda Yeah I mix latin and Italian so what

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#6 - oborawatabinost
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#36 to #6 - kristovsky
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The **** you sayin?

Bitch *****
#37 to #6 - pootismang
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Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #6 - sciencexplain
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Know your place, punk.
#50 to #29 - chrispoot
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Use this
User avatar #64 to #50 - sciencexplain
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Thanks. This is great.
#20 - dillistone
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Pro Tip: Eating your noodles in a washing machine will help your stomach digest it quicker by allowing for maximum coverage of stomach acids!
Pro Tip: Eating your noodles in a washing machine will help your stomach digest it quicker by allowing for maximum coverage of stomach acids!
User avatar #48 to #20 - platinuminfernape
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I'm assuming that that's a gameshow?
#51 to #48 - anon id: af02e00f
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Its Japanese; probably some form of pornography.
#24 - manformen
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User avatar #52 to #24 - capslockrage
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yeaaaaa thats how you die.
literally
User avatar #26 to #24 - nimba [OP]
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(06/19/2014) [-]
that's nightmare worthy
User avatar #9 - fuzzysixx
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Warning on number one: Your cell phone may turn into Satan
Plus side: You can sell it to a 15 year old for infinite monies.
#31 - paullabc
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(06/19/2014) [-]
After doing the boner one
After doing the boner one
#34 - pianoz
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Don't put your dick in it
Don't put your dick in it
Don't put your dick in it
I WANNA PUT MY DICK IN IT
User avatar #28 - campanapax
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(06/19/2014) [-]
you realise you might kill some idiots with this, good job
User avatar #35 to #28 - samxdaxman
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Darwin Awards.
User avatar #40 to #28 - gregoriez
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Natural selection?
User avatar #44 to #40 - campanapax
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exactly
#5 - jacksipian
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#15 - donfailed
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Have some spoiled milk? Use it to whiten your stained bowls by letting them soak in it for a couple days.