Shit on Tumblr these days. . ream: MEI? theam : with glass aloot', a 15 stay elevator shaft. In case yen needed help . that commnent thaugh. omg that comment though. omg that comment though indeed. tumblr did you just i cant
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#10 - kaj (10/18/2013) [-]
Does the poop fall!?
User avatar #15 to #10 - timmity (10/18/2013) [-]
as you can see, the toilet doesent touch the ground, so not, it flows out the back of the toilet
User avatar #4 - cannibislover (10/18/2013) [-]
What if there's no plumbing?
Like it just falls down like a giant porta-potty.
User avatar #9 to #4 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Well, you would never fill it up at least.
#27 to #9 - ykaliber (10/18/2013) [-]
Never fill it up you say? Well, why don't we break it down for you, because one day, it will fill up. As OP stated, the bathroom is overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. If we assume every story is 4 meters in height, the height of the shaft giggity is 15 x 4 = 60 meters

The width and length of the bathroom are the same, assuming the elevator was square. Let's say 3 meters in length and 3 meters in width, giving it a surface of 9 m²
Together with the height of the elevator shaft we get a volume of 9 x 60 = 540 m³

Now comes the ****** part of the equation because I do not know how many people live in that apartment and how many times a day they **** or pee. But let's assume, it is a household of three, one man, one female and one child. If they would all take a **** and a piss a day we would get:
- Male adult: 1,5 dm³ of piss and 0,5 dm³ of ****
- Female adult 1,0 dm³ of piss and 0,35 dm³ of ****
- Child: 0,75 dm³ of piss and 0,25 dm³ of ****
If we add this up we get 2,25 dm³ of piss and 1,1 dm³ of **** , so a total of 3,35 dm³**** of excrements a day which go down the elevator shaft.

This would take the 540 m³ elevator to be filled up in:
540.000 / 3,35 = 161,19 days.

And there you have it folks. The calculation of how many days it would take to fill up a 15 story high elevator shaft with **** and piss.
User avatar #37 to #27 - corndawg (10/18/2013) [-]
I really appreciate the dedication to **** calculations but 3.35 dm^3 is only 0.00335 m^3, 540/0.00335= a much more realistic 161194.03 days. Which is actually 441.63 years. Being optimistic the owners could use this for say 60 years and either die or not be able to use an elevator shaft latrine.

Doesn't seem likely that a new owner would want to keep a giant open elevator shaft of human urine and feces so I assume that would leave the pit about 15% full at the most.

Still a damn fine pile of **** right tho?
User avatar #33 to #27 - badmotorfinger (10/18/2013) [-]
or a little over 44 years
User avatar #31 to #27 - sqrbt (10/18/2013) [-]
neat
makes me wanna get started right away
User avatar #11 to #9 - zombielovez (10/18/2013) [-]
he does love cannabis... which is known to cause munchies, and who knows what those people eat... he could fill it.
#1 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (10/17/2013) [-]
omg that comment though.   
omg that comment though indeed.
omg that comment though.
omg that comment though indeed.
User avatar #47 to #1 - mcquiston (10/18/2013) [-]
Did you just
#56 to #47 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]






he did just
#16 - icametocomment ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - imapancake (10/18/2013) [-]
Imagine coming home drunk and going to throw up in their, you would probably look down and either die of a heart attack or throw up so hard your liver flies out
User avatar #6 - vigorion (10/18/2013) [-]
If you forget to replace the roll of toilet paper with a new one, the trap-door will be opened.
Let the games begin.
#48 to #6 - fullmetaloptimist (10/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - syntheticdoll (10/18/2013) [-]
I can imagine someone pranking him with putting laxatives in his drink then removing the glass.
#46 to #20 - theafroman (10/18/2013) [-]
This must be you.
This must be you.
#23 - rololo **User deleted account** (10/18/2013) [-]
Where is the ******* door?
#54 to #23 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
look in the mirror.
User avatar #32 to #23 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
on the 2nd floor
User avatar #2 - tamalego **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh a Bathroom... In an elevator shaft...
#3 - secretmouse (10/18/2013) [-]
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#35 - Benjina (10/18/2013) [-]
Wait.. no I got it.

>gather 5 (or more) people who have a morbid fear of heights
>feed them a bottle a laxatives EACH
>lock them in the room adjacent to this
>watch as they frantically try to push past each other and hesitate all the while the wet **** of a thousand years brews angrily in their bowel
>great success
#36 to #35 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 to #35 - holycrapimacupcake (10/18/2013) [-]
Hi Satan, how are you today?
User avatar #45 to #35 - Dwarf (10/18/2013) [-]
> break floor
> **** in hole
User avatar #52 to #45 - zamka (10/18/2013) [-]
Everybody walk the dinosaur...







Oh wait...
#5 - anon (10/18/2013) [-]
and at the bottom..... lego bricks
User avatar #12 - xoyv (10/18/2013) [-]
...would you really trust ******* GLASS to hold your weight up?
User avatar #29 to #12 - xoyv (10/18/2013) [-]
...seeing as how everyone is criticizing me for this, let me jsut remind you


the term "glass jaw"
User avatar #39 to #29 - thesinful (10/18/2013) [-]
Let me just remind you of the term "bulletproof glass".
User avatar #40 to #12 - corndawg (10/18/2013) [-]
totally SR 5096 - unbreakable glass - www.SR5096.nl
User avatar #44 to #12 - quadrilateral (10/18/2013) [-]
I can only assume that xoyv is so fat, each step he takes has more force to it than a bullet, so that's why he wouldn't trust bulletproof glass.
User avatar #25 to #12 - decayingapple (10/18/2013) [-]
James May (Top Gear) & Mini dropped on Pilkington Planar™ security glass Yes.
#18 to #12 - insipidink (10/18/2013) [-]
You'd have so much fun on the sky deck in Chicago's Willis Tower (Sears. It's still Sears in my heart...) There's a glass ledge that extends 4.3 feet out from the building and it's 1,353 feet in the air.
User avatar #17 to #12 - alstorp (10/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard of bulletproof glass? Don't know about you, but I trust that with my life.
User avatar #14 to #12 - reyden (10/18/2013) [-]
Now, that depends on how much i need to ****
User avatar #13 to #12 - thesinful (10/18/2013) [-]
Depending on thickness and type, yes.
User avatar #55 - banditmuffin (10/18/2013) [-]
What would bother me more is the footprints I'd leave if I walked in barefoot
User avatar #53 - thebritishguy (10/18/2013) [-]
If you actually saw the poo falling down the shaft I bet people would travel miles just to **** in it
#51 - Toshiro (10/18/2013) [-]
Is this how you drop a squat?
User avatar #30 - vicecomx (10/18/2013) [-]
What if you were to open elevator's service hatch and then have your toilet be centered straight at that open hole?
User avatar #28 - supersaiyajin (10/18/2013) [-]
I want to go wherever this is for the sole purpose of taking a **** in that bathroom.
User avatar #22 - bomberbib (10/18/2013) [-]
Im surprised no one is raging at the last bit...
#21 - biot (10/18/2013) [-]
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