Shit Just Got Real

crackalacking

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A truly hapless game
Metal Gear Solid V Has Horses
That Poop In
i, 1/ pipito . 2 HOURS AGO
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Submitted:	06/14/2014

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#23 - SilentBlade (06/14/2014) [-]

What a time to be alive.

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#2 - shadowrated (06/14/2014) [-]

#20 to #2 - redzeopoweranger (06/14/2014) [-]

#22 to #20 - lapinmiez (06/14/2014) [-]

#1 - Deavas (06/14/2014) [-]

thats it
now i have to get a ps4

#72 to #1 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]

MGSV will be on ps3 too!

#76 to #72 - Deavas (06/14/2014) [-]

and
why would i care about that

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#101 to #76 - kalagas (06/14/2014) [-]

Because this "next gen" is objectively the worst gen thus far, and the levels of shilling have reached an all time high. **** consoles, they're dead. Handhelds are the only saving grace. Things just kept getting better and better but at ps3/360/wii, there's was a slight hiccup which seemed like it would pass but we're full on vomiting now. The majority of the audience for consoles are a bunch of normals who wouldn't know a good ******* game if it slapped them in the face. I weep for the stagnation to come and halt to all creativity and progression. PC gaming is pretty **** as well.

#73 to #1 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]

it's on near everything else too. cept wii/u

unless that was your plan to begin with. in which case, carry on.

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#49 - kouzan (06/14/2014) [-]

**kouzan rolled image** MFW I've never played a Metal Gear game.

#156 to #49 - tommythecatt (06/14/2014) [-]

You really should though. Great series, and my personal favorite.

#163 to #156 - kouzan (06/15/2014) [-]

You know I would've but until like four months ago I was using an Xbox. I just recently went to Ps4 so I haven't had a chance to play Metal Gear.

#55 to #49 - yisumad (06/14/2014) [-]

relevant roll

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#29 - randomitusben (06/14/2014) [-]

**randomitusben rolled image** method of punishing pony comments.

#178 to #29 - soulknitter ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]

No lollygaging

#44 to #29 - flamingbananas ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]

#112 - frankjeager ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]

This is going to be a damn fine game

#38 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]

What if you're running from something and your horse has to stop and poop?

#50 to #38 - soupkittenagain (06/14/2014) [-]

I think horses can poop while moving.

#51 to #50 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]

Only at a slow trot. I've grown up around them and I've never seen one **** while running faster then that.

#52 to #51 - soupkittenagain (06/14/2014) [-]

Well I'll happy to trot and **** everywhere with a horse.

#54 to #52 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]

You should see it when they have diarrhea. **** EVERYWHERE

#164 to #38 - pulluspardus (06/15/2014) [-]

If you live in the countryside, you'll notice literally a trail **** in a straight line, if its greenish you'll know that the horse is overfed.

That's actually one of the methods hunters use to track animals. because animals get too scared they **** themselves while running.

#165 to #164 - pulluspardus (06/15/2014) [-]

Trail of **** in a straight line a lot on the streets ^

I need to go to bed.

#168 to #165 - marinepenguin (06/15/2014) [-]

I haven't seen that in the town I currently live in, but out west on my grandfathers ranch you'd see the cattle doing that all the time if you came too close on a horse and they didn't see you. I haven't seen a horse actually **** while going a much faster pace then a light trot.

#53 to #38 - darrenrulzu (06/14/2014) [-]

**darrenrulzu rolls 33** then I guess you could say... your in deep ****

#56 to #53 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]

Let the **** consume you.

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#57 to #56 - darrenrulzu (06/14/2014) [-]

**darrenrulzu rolled image** haha guess **** just hit the fan

#59 to #38 - crackalacking [OP](06/14/2014) [-]

Then I guess you're...

... **** out of luck.

#60 to #38 - noooooooooo (06/14/2014) [-]

Horses will poop on the move

#62 to #60 - marinepenguin (06/14/2014) [-]

Well whadya know

#183 to #62 - thempc ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]

#7 - kiaserzerg (06/14/2014) [-]

es:iv had horse buttholes for absolutely no reason

#13 to #7 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]

I remember that, ridding horses in 3rd person, starring at a virtual horse butthole as I rode my way to Kvatch for the first time

#132 - sanictehhedgehog (06/14/2014) [-]

#143 - thewaronbeingcool (06/14/2014) [-]

A true next-gen experience

#90 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]

I'm gunna clock so many hours in that game...

#8 - daragon (06/14/2014) [-]

And here I was eating my icecream and thinking " **** just got virtual"

#3 - europe (06/14/2014) [-]

But do they also eat? If not, what are they processing?

#98 - Visier ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]

So, your resume says you were in charge of horse-poop animation team for MGS 5? You're hired, that **** was amazing!

#176 to #98 - theugandanhero (06/15/2014) [-]

Literally!

#175 - fourchinsbrah (06/15/2014) [-]

#127 - demandsgayversion (06/14/2014) [-]

But do they have dicks? Assassin's Creed horses had dicks. Step it up.

#70 - gibroner ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]

well I'm preordering my copy right away

#16 - exarzero (06/14/2014) [-]

But why?

#154 to #16 - zombietronexe (06/14/2014) [-]

#186 to #154 - exarzero (06/15/2014) [-]

A valid point!

#5 - anon (06/14/2014) [-]

I dont know if I should write a custom comment everytime I mention you or should I just say your name and be done with it, what do you think I should do iscrewbabies?

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