Hey, he's not 200lb's, not a spot of acne anywhere, freshly shaved neck and face,
no intentional fedora tipping, standing starkly with the entire outfit laid out.
9/10 would go gay for.
I could even forgive the whole pony thing, I'd totally believe that he's getting it for his daughter or something. You wouldn't even know he was a brony unless the captions were stuck all over the picture.