Shit People Say In Courtrooms 2
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Lawyer: Can you describe what the
person who attacked you looked
Witness: No. He was wearing a mask.
Lawyer: What was he wearing under
Witness: er... his face?
Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, ‘I have to kill
you because you can identify me.'
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Lawyer: Now sir, I' m sure you are an
intelligent and honest mana-
Witness: Thank you. Ifi weren' t
under oath, I' d return the compliment
Lawyer: You were there until the time
you left, is that true?
Lawyer: Were you alone or by
Lawyer: You went on a rather
elaborate honeymoon, didn' t you?
Witness: I went to Europe, sir.
Lawyer: And did you take your
Witness: No, I thought we needed
some tme apart.
Lawyer: You say that the stairs went
down to the basement?
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they
go up also?
Lawyer: Have you lived in this town all
Witness: Not yet,
Lawyer: Were you acquainted with the
Witness: Yes sir.
Lawyer: Before or after he died?
Witness: You can' t be serious.
Lawyer: When he went, had you gone
and had she, if she wanted to and
were able, for the time being
excluding all the restraints on her
not to go, gone also, would he have
brought you, meaning you and she,
with him to the station?
Other Lawyer: Objection. That
question should be taken out and