Shit I just want that bacon. . HA well rounded breakfast. being necessary fer a healthy lifestyle. the right ofthe people to keep and eat cereal. shall not be i
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Shit I just want that bacon

HA well rounded breakfast. being necessary fer a healthy lifestyle. the right ofthe people to keep and eat cereal. shall not be infringed."
HAS A RIGHT TC) EAT CEREAL. "the people" OR "a well rounded breakfast"
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Submitted: 11/14/2013
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#4 - OllieArmageden (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
American style bacon is horrible!
#3 - angrylittleman (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Needs more whiskey
#31 - candance (11/15/2013) [-]
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#38 - vikingontour (11/15/2013) [-]
we need more
#13 - ketchupshinobi (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sig Sauer P226 with very handsome wooden grips.
#25 - scaithe (11/15/2013) [-]
This needs sausage. And steak. And real biscuits.
#8 - imcadence (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i don't  really care for bacon
i don't really care for bacon
#63 - ChelseaSmile (11/15/2013) [-]
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#49 - TwiztidNinja (11/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I have never had the bacon Americans jack off over. to me that looks like the scraps that i feed to my dog.

But then that stuff is pig belly sliced into bacon like strips, i mean it does kind of make sense considering Merica and "Real" being a selling point for food over there.

#47 - realmenwearpink (11/15/2013) [-]
**realmenwearpink rolled a random image posted in comment #273424 at Shin Anime Social Board ** My well balanced breakfast while in your mom's bed.
User avatar #27 - myrtille ONLINE (11/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If I eat too much bacon my stomach hurts. I can eat about 3-4 pieces before I start feeling physically ill. Does no one else experience this?
User avatar #37 to #27 - dragontamers (11/15/2013) [-]
I feel it after eating one piece.
User avatar #24 - spawnconnery (11/15/2013) [-]
Swanson approved
User avatar #69 - ghm (11/15/2013) [-]
your missing two fingers of scotch.
User avatar #62 - brenton (11/15/2013) [-]
That coffee has some kind of something that isn't coffee in it. Manliness of meal just went down about 4%.
User avatar #55 - winstonsexton (11/15/2013) [-]
why is there a gun?
#14 - whistleandrun (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yo **** dat crispy ****
User avatar #12 - orangepikmin (11/15/2013) [-]
Why must you taunt me with that bacon?
User avatar #10 - silentgascloud (11/15/2013) [-]
They can't even spread butter on toast properly.
User avatar #9 - kanatana ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
So, this morning, I made biscuits, sausage, and bacon for breakfast for me and Anthony, my roommate's two year old. I was preheating the oven for the biscuits, was unwrapping the biscuit can, and I had removed the entire outside wrapper, and it still hadn't popped open with that satisfying little "poof" you come to expect. I knew I had to bang it on the counter, so I muttered to myself, "Oh, **** me."

From the living room, as he was watching Dora the Explorer, I believe that was it, Anthony said to me, "We don't use that word!"

I said to him, "You're right, I'm sorry, little guy!" (He's learning so fast!)

It was right then that the can exploded in my hand. I jerked and tossed it into the air, but somehow managed to catch it, and said again, much louder, "Oh, **** me!"

From the living room, Anthony shouted, "WE DON'T USE THAT WORD, JAMES!"
#7 - yeradumbshat (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
an average american breakfast no wonder they are all fat
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