Shit I just want that bacon. . HA well rounded breakfast. being necessary fer a healthy lifestyle. the right ofthe people to keep and eat cereal. shall not be i
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Shit I just want that bacon

HA well rounded breakfast. being necessary fer a healthy lifestyle. the right ofthe people to keep and eat cereal. shall not be infringed."
HAS A RIGHT TC) EAT CEREAL. "the people" OR "a well rounded breakfast"
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Submitted: 11/14/2013
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#4 - OllieArmageden (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
American style bacon is horrible!
#3 - angrylittleman (11/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Needs more whiskey
#31 - candance (11/15/2013) [-]
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#38 - vikingontour (11/15/2013) [-]
we need more
#13 - ketchupshinobi (11/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sig Sauer P226 with very handsome wooden grips.
#25 - scaithe (11/15/2013) [-]
This needs sausage. And steak. And real biscuits.
#8 - imcadence (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i don't  really care for bacon
i don't really care for bacon
#63 - ChelseaSmile (11/15/2013) [-]
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#49 - TwiztidNinja (11/15/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I have never had the bacon Americans jack off over. to me that looks like the scraps that i feed to my dog.

But then that stuff is pig belly sliced into bacon like strips, i mean it does kind of make sense considering Merica and "Real" being a selling point for food over there.

#47 - realmenwearpink (11/15/2013) [-]
**realmenwearpink rolled a random image posted in comment #273424 at Shin Anime Social Board ** My well balanced breakfast while in your mom's bed.
User avatar #27 - myrtille (11/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If I eat too much bacon my stomach hurts. I can eat about 3-4 pieces before I start feeling physically ill. Does no one else experience this?
User avatar #37 to #27 - dragontamers (11/15/2013) [-]
I feel it after eating one piece.
User avatar #24 - spawnconnery (11/15/2013) [-]
Swanson approved
User avatar #69 - ghm (11/15/2013) [-]
your missing two fingers of scotch.
User avatar #62 - brenton (11/15/2013) [-]
That coffee has some kind of something that isn't coffee in it. Manliness of meal just went down about 4%.
User avatar #15 - coloki (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats a good way to get a heart attack

just sayin
#14 - whistleandrun (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yo fuck dat crispy shit
User avatar #12 - orangepikmin (11/15/2013) [-]
Why must you taunt me with that bacon?
User avatar #10 - silentgascloud (11/15/2013) [-]
They can't even spread butter on toast properly.
User avatar #9 - kanatana (11/15/2013) [-]
So, this morning, I made biscuits, sausage, and bacon for breakfast for me and Anthony, my roommate's two year old. I was preheating the oven for the biscuits, was unwrapping the biscuit can, and I had removed the entire outside wrapper, and it still hadn't popped open with that satisfying little "poof" you come to expect. I knew I had to bang it on the counter, so I muttered to myself, "Oh, fuck me."

From the living room, as he was watching Dora the Explorer, I believe that was it, Anthony said to me, "We don't use that word!"

I said to him, "You're right, I'm sorry, little guy!" (He's learning so fast!)

It was right then that the can exploded in my hand. I jerked and tossed it into the air, but somehow managed to catch it, and said again, much louder, "Oh, fuck me!"

From the living room, Anthony shouted, "WE DON'T USE THAT WORD, JAMES!"
#7 - yeradumbshat (11/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
an average american breakfast no wonder they are all fat
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