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Cat on toilet, someone knocks
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Submitted: 01/22/2014
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#1 - Kathymuffin (01/22/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't know why I had this..
#17 - murdershy (01/23/2014) [-]
When I read *knock knock* I subconsciously said "who's there" to myself as I kept reading...
When I read *knock knock* I subconsciously said "who's there" to myself as I kept reading...
#9 - carbohydrates ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
User avatar #8 - iliekcereal (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. Old post here. One of the first I saw when I came here. FJ was still green then. I thought this shit was hilarious. Thumb for nostalgia
#26 - flnonymousseven (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> be me at home from uni over christmas break.
> christmas eve, in the bathroom taking a dump
> Earlier, Dad had mentioned something about going to dinner with family.
> dad knocks on the door "C'mon Anon, time to go."
> "okay, give me a second."
> dad knocks again "Hurry up Anon, what are you doing in there?"
> "I'm pooping, dad, just a second."
> Dad starts getting mad and banging on the door "Jesus Anon Hurry up! open this door! why do you always have to hold everyone up? you're so inconsiderate, you need to show some respect -- blah blah blah..."
> Shift into maximum overdrive, start wiping .
> "I'M POOPING DAD GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND!"
> "YOU SHOULD"VE POOPED EARLIER! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ANON! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!"
> dad stoms off.
> mfw
> hear garage door open.
> hear car start.
> hear car pull out of driveway.
> hear garage door close.
> finish wiping, flush.
mfw my family left me home from christmas dinner because I was pooping.

User avatar #7 - roflstorm (01/23/2014) [-]
Good heavenly fuck this is older than green FJ
#12 - xxhadesflamesxx (01/23/2014) [-]
I feel the need to share this Indie Sunday! - CatLateral Damage! Alchestbreach is amazing
User avatar #13 - twistedwoodthing (01/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone else imagine this in the voice of John Goodman?
#28 - FatherPedobear (01/23/2014) [-]
This gives me old FJ nostalgia.
#23 - spazzin (01/23/2014) [-]
Am I missing an inside joke or something?
#22 - chiefhs (01/23/2014) [-]
I read this while pooping, and the resulting laugh caused it to shoot out at lightning speed
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User avatar #14 - dyingkisses (01/23/2014) [-]
I laughed way harder than i should have
User avatar #10 - TheOldOakTree (01/23/2014) [-]
what the fuck am i looking at i should be doing my homework
#3 - tobiko (01/22/2014) [-]
pooping in the kitchen???!!!
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