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User avatar #6 - bitchplzzz (07/05/2014) [+] (17 replies)
I thought he jizzed all over it
#2 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my oven has a vent that lets heat out from one of the burners i did not know that and melted a plastic tub of flour
#25 - AceofHearts ONLINE (07/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Took me a while to understand what I was looking at. First glance I thought this guy decided to jack off onto his stove. Then I saw the cutting board and thought that he came on the cutting board and burner. Now I realize he is just a ******* retard
User avatar #21 - shibblehiggins (07/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This is exactly why I have an electric stove
User avatar #24 to #21 - phoenix grinder (07/05/2014) [-]
the stove pictured is .. an .. electric stove
#4 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/05/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#30 - Orc (07/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** This absolutely disgusts me.
**Orc rolled image** This absolutely disgusts me.
User avatar #36 - landerp (07/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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If you're going to repost, wear it with pride. Don't pretend that it's OC.
#41 to #40 - landerp (07/06/2014) [-]
Not sure, I've never heard of him. I'll just throw one of these out there and hope it does the job.
User avatar #28 - irishwolven (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Only story I have that may be relevant is, when I was three years old my dad for some reason was letting me roam around on the kitchen floor whilst he was in the middle of cooking. He was boiling something that I can't remember and he was going to drain it over the sink only the pan handle gave out and I just so happened to be in the way of said falling boiling water. Unpleasantly I got 3rd degree burns on my butt.
#56 - thebuttocksbrigade (07/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What am i lookin at here?
User avatar #61 to #56 - goodguygary (07/06/2014) [-]
someone put a plastic cutting board on a hot burner, and it kinda melted into it.
User avatar #1 - mogala (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
haha been there done that... thou i still have my cutting board... works great for meat... rings catches the blood....
#33 - biscuitsunited (07/05/2014) [-]
God 						*******					 dammit.
God ******* dammit.
#22 - lolerlaura (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My favorite stove story was when my dad and I were making alfredo sauce when I was little. We had finished cooking the chicken and he told me to not touch the burner because it was very hot. He stressed this to the point of it being annoying. Then he promptly set the tub of parmesan cheese on the stove and melted the bottom off.    
   
I had a good laugh.
My favorite stove story was when my dad and I were making alfredo sauce when I was little. We had finished cooking the chicken and he told me to not touch the burner because it was very hot. He stressed this to the point of it being annoying. Then he promptly set the tub of parmesan cheese on the stove and melted the bottom off.

I had a good laugh.
User avatar #31 to #22 - yordles (07/05/2014) [-]
How much stove stories do you have?
#8 - thetallbeverage (07/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My mom left a plastic spatula on the stove when she was making steak once.  That handle melted so fast.    
   
Still my favorite one.
My mom left a plastic spatula on the stove when she was making steak once. That handle melted so fast.

Still my favorite one.
User avatar #11 to #9 - roflnaut (07/05/2014) [-]
Wow, just like that?
User avatar #50 - lolollo ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Guys, this looks like simple neglegence. "Retardation" would be them having left the cutting board on the hot stove on purpose, because they didn't realize that would happen. I've had numerous run ins where I've put the cutting board on the stove, but then had to remember a split second later I need to make sure the damn thing isn't hot first. Seems to me like they just forgot to take that step and it hapened to be on. That's not a sign of retardation, that's actually a common problem that stems from humanity's inability to multitast efficiently.
User avatar #48 - lunarfox (07/06/2014) [-]
This reminds me of the time my dad tried to boil batteries....said his mom would do that to recharge them.
#23 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a repost, the original had some text that told the story of some dude coming home to find this thing his girlfriend made, hence the reason it says "sorry honey", dudes don't do that.
User avatar #12 - xxhunterxx (07/05/2014) [-]
You heat it up again and pull the board off, duh
User avatar #10 - narcissism (07/05/2014) [-]
My demented grandma In early stages where she kinda could live alone once tried to make waffles and put the waffle iron on the stove and heated the stove up. Needless to say the whole apartment had to live with burned plastic smell for a few months
#7 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
that description
that description
#5 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
That actually looks kind of cool.
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