Speaking as a bouncer, drunk people can do amazing **** you would never expect. I know it's anecdotal, but I once saw a guy consciously dodge a bottle thrown at him from across the room, throw one back with a perfect pitching form, and nail the ****** right in the forehead with it. I knew he was wasted because he'd been drinking since before I'd even showed up to work and had a worryingly large tab, and I had to escort him out afterward and he reeked of whiskey and beer.