She's glowing
DAVID AND ?
HEVER LEE-' ' ED MORE
ME THAN YOU
THATA
CUBE THE PREGNANCY
THUR Myrs '
rum MT .
DD TIDBIT.
HEVER LEE-' ' ED MORE
ME THAN YOU
THATA
CUBE THE PREGNANCY
THUR Myrs '
rum MT .
DD TIDBIT.
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anon (09/12/2015) [+] (55 replies)
Alright, here's the skinny:
When dudes become dads through dadimorphisys (cooter scootin), their brain chemistry changes by producing more of certain chemicals. Oxytocin for example spikes all up in the dadbrain, this is to accomadate them having the child. Baby hypnotized basically. They want to raise, care for, and nourish said child. Which is where the *************************** thought comes from. Welcome to science lads.
Now for the ladies. Bitches love babes. Chemically, during puberty while dudes want to spread love juice, the lass wants the love juice spread. We're made for makin', and we like makin' what's made. Ladies go through the changes to become sexually mature(Puberty), and basically change slightly once pregnant(Pregnancy). Because hey, nothing makes you want that yummy baby batter bakin' buns beautifully like sweet, sweet brain juices.
Now for Pheromones. What are they? How do they work? Why am I listening to Joe the weird guy from Lowe's? Because **** you and shut up, here we go; Pheromones are hormones that are emitted from the body, taken in by others around you by smell, taste, etc.. These hormones change the way a person acts and reacts because hormones are literally chemical compositions that rewire the brain, if not permanently, then temporarily. Pregnant women give off certain hormones that help people accept and feel happy about having the baby. This can be seen by the statement "Honey, you're glowing", which can be responded to with "Dear, my hypnotic parasite goo that I shoot form my VERY PORES is making you high again".
So there you have it. enjoy thinking about that for a while during your next unchristian self-touching session. You damned heathens.
just in case, here's some more fancy sciencing called a citation in-case you want to read more about those scary Pharaoh moans: www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2090123211000397
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When dudes become dads through dadimorphisys (cooter scootin), their brain chemistry changes by producing more of certain chemicals. Oxytocin for example spikes all up in the dadbrain, this is to accomadate them having the child. Baby hypnotized basically. They want to raise, care for, and nourish said child. Which is where the *************************** thought comes from. Welcome to science lads.
Now for the ladies. Bitches love babes. Chemically, during puberty while dudes want to spread love juice, the lass wants the love juice spread. We're made for makin', and we like makin' what's made. Ladies go through the changes to become sexually mature(Puberty), and basically change slightly once pregnant(Pregnancy). Because hey, nothing makes you want that yummy baby batter bakin' buns beautifully like sweet, sweet brain juices.
Now for Pheromones. What are they? How do they work? Why am I listening to Joe the weird guy from Lowe's? Because **** you and shut up, here we go; Pheromones are hormones that are emitted from the body, taken in by others around you by smell, taste, etc.. These hormones change the way a person acts and reacts because hormones are literally chemical compositions that rewire the brain, if not permanently, then temporarily. Pregnant women give off certain hormones that help people accept and feel happy about having the baby. This can be seen by the statement "Honey, you're glowing", which can be responded to with "Dear, my hypnotic parasite goo that I shoot form my VERY PORES is making you high again".
So there you have it. enjoy thinking about that for a while during your next unchristian self-touching session. You damned heathens.
just in case, here's some more fancy sciencing called a citation in-case you want to read more about those scary Pharaoh moans: www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2090123211000397
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thelizardlord (09/12/2015) [-] How does her body get the pregnancy hormones into his brain?
How does it work? Is there a tube?
How does it work? Is there a tube?
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needsauceadmisblan (09/12/2015) [-] my time for speculation.
pheromones are things that the body sucrets to change how people act. this is usually done through smell as in released off as part of her natural odor. you do get used to odors and if started out little by little you don't notice them until the change your behavior or if they come on rather strong.
or he kiss her and it goes in through spit i have more if you want to hear but i mean it dont get better than that first idea.
pheromones are things that the body sucrets to change how people act. this is usually done through smell as in released off as part of her natural odor. you do get used to odors and if started out little by little you don't notice them until the change your behavior or if they come on rather strong.
or he kiss her and it goes in through spit i have more if you want to hear but i mean it dont get better than that first idea.
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thelizardlord (09/12/2015) [-] Or is it his "father instincts" to make him stay with the female carrying his child?
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xxtrashboatxx (09/12/2015) [-] David Willi's Joyce and Walky is an amazing web series or comic
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xxtrashboatxx (09/12/2015) [-] I should finish shortpacked, althoughi do Like DumbingOfAge
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anon (09/12/2015) [-] #9 here, in that first paragraph that long string of stars is supposed to be "Eff-you-my-kid-is-better-than-yours" mindset.
