She got the D. .. the fact that lions have barbed penises makes this comic even more funny for me. thank you animal planet
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#1 - beargardener (07/30/2014) [-]
the fact that lions have barbed penises makes this comic even more funny for me. thank you animal planet
#18 to #1 - JustintheWaysian (02/17/2015) [-]
look at dis guy talkin bout dicks
User avatar #2 to #1 - feelgoodinc ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
I'll probably regret this but, What is a barbed penis?
#3 to #2 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
Think of it as a dick with spikes on it, which makes it much harder no pun intended to pull back out when one's done.
#4 to #3 - feelgoodinc ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 to #2 - beargardener (07/31/2014) [-]
well it has as anon said spikes on it, it agitated the walls of the vagina and is kinda used to scrub other lions sperm if my knowledge is remembering right. they also have sex in the mating season over a hundred times
#6 to #5 - sgtxrootbeer ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Nope, the reason why is because unlike other animals which go into heat, cats (big and small) have barbed dicks so when the vag gets scratched it starts the ovulation process right as there is a nice globule of male creamy goodness inside.
User avatar #7 to #6 - beargardener (07/31/2014) [-]
well that documentary was a long time ago for me. and thanks for the correction <3
User avatar #14 to #6 - mathmanchris ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Not true. The male injures the femals so she doesn't have sex with another male and the chance that the first one reproduces increases dramatically.
#9 to #6 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
The fact that you know this makes you a terrible person.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sciencexplain (07/31/2014) [-]
Every cat owner should know that, since it is a common trait amongst cats, big and small. huehuehue
User avatar #13 to #2 - kampi (07/31/2014) [-]
i.imgur.com/GODMm.jpg
pls not ban
User avatar #16 to #13 - popnotes (07/31/2014) [-]
Jesus.
#11 - slenderwolf (07/31/2014) [-]
When a lioness is in heat she will get down and dirty up to forty or fifty times a day, sometimes passing up a meal for a piece of that hawt barbed lion cawk. Lionesses seclude themselves from the pride during and after giving birth and re-join the pride after about 6-8 weeks after the litter of cubs is born, sometimes the re-entry is hastened if other lionesses give birth at about the same time, which happens often because lionesses inadvertently synchronize their heat cycles. The reason for the seclusion is that male lions have a bad habit of snacking on their young.
When a lioness is in heat she will get down and dirty up to forty or fifty times a day, sometimes passing up a meal for a piece of that hawt barbed lion cawk. Lionesses seclude themselves from the pride during and after giving birth and re-join the pride after about 6-8 weeks after the litter of cubs is born, sometimes the re-entry is hastened if other lionesses give birth at about the same time, which happens often because lionesses inadvertently synchronize their heat cycles. The reason for the seclusion is that male lions have a bad habit of snacking on their young.
User avatar #17 to #11 - kouzan (07/31/2014) [-]
Thank you for this insightful cat knowledge.
User avatar #12 - leonhardt (07/31/2014) [-]
He Hakuna'd her Matatas.
#8 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
you well came
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