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She doesn't even use a train. Trains were the founding fathers of rapid transport across land. Fat people stories thread? Fat people stories thread Diying to LA

Trains were the founding fathers of rapid transport across land

Fat people stories thread?
Fat people stories thread
Diying to LA incindary
ddidn' t myself
aboard plane
shitballs, window seat
wwhatever, pulled an so I might be able to sleep
4 through boarding
shear an ominous rumbling, shrieks ofthe damned
portal gapes open. disgorges the most corpulent domitius mass of
humanity I' ever seen
Know with it' s seated next to me
wmm
suicide by air marshal
Mt spends five minutes wheezing and gasping like a landed fish trying to get it' s bag into the overhead
append said five minutes wondering how in the unholy hell it fit through the fuselage door, through the crew spaces and down the aisle
sit settles, wave of pestilent feesh immediately invades my seat space
Notice a horrifyingly liquid snorting sound everythime seconds
mootherfucker sounds like it' s trying to vacuum a pool up it' s nose
Tryto reach bag to get ipod so I can drown this fresh hell out
ccan' t unless I want to prop up rolls spilling down the seat and towards me like a desperateness escape a caveman
allmost start to cry on the realization I' m trapped like this forthe next 4 hours
putrid spectacle has to get up and retrieve food from it' s bag
clunge forward. scrabble quickload get ipod out
append the next 4 hours huddled against the window, blaring rammstein, and radiating hostility and disgust
rafter milennia spent trapped, finally dayboard
sees look of sheer, visceral hatred shot at and we share our mutual horror
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - puredeliciousness
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(07/04/2014) [-]
"Like a miner trying desperately to escape a cave-in"
"Like a miner trying desperately to escape a cave-in"
#3 - therealpokemon
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(07/04/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Rammstein.
**** yeah, Rammstein.
User avatar #8 to #3 - alstorp
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Du blutest für mein Seelenheil
User avatar #9 - nought
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Thumbs up for wide vocabulary
User avatar #2 - WastedDrudge
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(07/04/2014) [-]
"vaccum a pool of diarrhea up it's nose" i ******* lost it haha
#5 - twilightdusk
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Should have had it in a pocket man.
User avatar #16 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Protip for people who have this problem travelling: Tell the steward/stewardess. People like this can actually be evicted from the plane for general lack of hygiene, and are also required to buy as many tickets as they need in regards to the seats they take up. Airlines actually do care a good deal about customer service, and in such situations they are not willing to accommodate such people.
#20 to #16 - guu
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Good.
Good.
#17 - girrafalopegis
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Related.
#24 to #17 - angelooo
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(07/05/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope that it's a fraudulent story.
#22 to #17 - thegirlyoudespise
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(07/05/2014) [-]
"you die like a marine soldier"
#21 - roboclown
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(07/05/2014) [-]
ill just leave this here
User avatar #26 to #21 - liftplus
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(07/05/2014) [-]
^all land whales I've meet are like this they're a ******* disgrace to call themselves human
User avatar #27 to #21 - potheadstewie
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(07/05/2014) [-]
10/10
#6 - psychotec
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(07/05/2014) [-]
oh my god no
#7 - mrhaihoang
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(07/05/2014) [-]
#15 to #7 - anon id: 6a214a1e
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(07/05/2014) [-]
What the **** is with this dumb bitch?
#19 to #7 - sandpounder
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