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she deserves better

Seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to
this gorgeous girl with his mosic,
two little pools of cum is all he could
manage‘? Pathetic. I registered an
so I could leave this
commnent in hopes he sees it one day.
Frohling like you' re some alpha male,
while Elizabeth is performing her heart
out and what do you give her'? Two
of cum? we never felt so
personally offended by porn before.
t' ' rtg a real asshole, pal.
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User avatar #3 - bodox (10/29/2015) [-]
Tiddlywinks
This is the new official mesurement of cum quantites
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User avatar #78 to #3 - legionofmudkip (10/30/2015) [-]
this is the greatest thing for me today
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#35 to #3 - tiddlywinks (10/30/2015) [-]
Im ok with this
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#20 to #3 - finbaa (10/29/2015) [-]
Im British and some little town in Yorkshire genuinely has a Tiddlywinks championship tournament... make of that what you will.
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User avatar #63 to #20 - Dropkicksxxx (10/30/2015) [-]
That's the deal with the little flat round bits that you push on the edge with another little flat round bit and make it jump into something eh?
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User avatar #30 to #3 - ltbuttstrong (10/29/2015) [-]
Tiddlywanks?
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User avatar #57 to #3 - destismad (10/30/2015) [-]
I think I can manage at least 6-7 tiddlywinks generally. I once came like, 20 tiddlywinks when I masturbated for around 6 hours one night and only let myself cum at the end. Cumming 20 tiddlywinks was ******* amazing.
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#61 to #57 - denisDARussian (10/30/2015) [-]
That's some heavy **** .
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User avatar #79 to #61 - frogthekermit (10/30/2015) [-]
solid reuse of gif from the top comments
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User avatar #71 to #57 - italianfrosttroll (10/30/2015) [-]
I need to try that **** . I think I may have produced 20 tiddlywinks a few times after not googleplexing myself for a few days but that sounds amazing.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - destismad (10/30/2015) [-]
I've heard legends of one man producing maybe even a little more than a whole 40 tiddlywinks if you try some presumably magic concoction he brewed up. Unfortunately I do not remember the ingredients nor their quantities.
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#76 to #72 - italianfrosttroll (10/30/2015) [-]
I bring the poultices.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - italianfrosttroll (10/30/2015) [-]
I have the recipe saved for such a brew. Let me search my masturbatory center.
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User avatar #37 to #3 - anikinskywalker (10/30/2015) [-]
Is that metric or SI? If it's metric, would we call other sizes of measurements centiwinks or centitiddlywinks? If it's SI, would we use, for example, buckets?
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#41 to #37 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Do you mean Imperial? SI is just modern metric.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_System_of_Units
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User avatar #44 to #41 - anikinskywalker (10/30/2015) [-]
Yes. I mean Imperial, but I didn't proofread the reply before sending it. Shame on me for- wait, is that a helpful anonymous user? What?
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#53 to #52 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
I made that image YEARS ago, and it brings me warmth and joy that someone is still using it to this day.
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User avatar #66 to #53 - shyyguy ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I made the image you just posted years ago too! And it brings ME warmth and joy that someone is still using it to this day.
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User avatar #8 - Mr Ronok (10/29/2015) [-]
anyone know who the pictures are of? im asking for a friend
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#29 to #8 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
most likely just some random girl. the pics on top right and bottom left (the nude ones) have her face photoshopped in.
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#19 to #8 - finbaa (10/29/2015) [-]
Jackie Chan.
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#10 to #8 - isonig (10/29/2015) [-]
Elizabeth.
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#18 to #10 - fjkabob (10/29/2015) [-]
lifehasmanydoorsmrdewitt.png
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User avatar #1 - sickmyduckk (10/29/2015) [-]
If you cum multiple times in a short period of time youre man juice will come in less quantities. That guy was dry probably. How do i know this? ive masturbated 4 times in a 2 hour period thats my record.
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User avatar #89 to #1 - comandante (10/30/2015) [-]
12 within 2 hours. get on my level.
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User avatar #46 to #1 - cormy (10/30/2015) [-]
I'm not sure this applies to the first... 3?
Less sperm count for sure but not less "man juice".
In fact, I usually cum MORE the second time around.
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User avatar #59 to #46 - Lilstow (10/30/2015) [-]
you're the only one.
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User avatar #67 to #59 - cormy (10/30/2015) [-]
Alright.
Not sure if good or bad thing but whatever.
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User avatar #23 to #1 - Deavas (10/29/2015) [-]
except thats how it's like for me on a normal basis so
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#14 to #1 - pentol ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
my record is spending 6 hours on cumming once.
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User avatar #25 to #14 - tenaciouslee (10/29/2015) [-]
How in the **** did you work your schedule around cumming for six hours straight?

Did you get a balloon so you could stick it in your pants to talk around with?
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User avatar #31 to #25 - demcupcakes (10/29/2015) [-]
pretty sure he means one fap session was 6 hours
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User avatar #32 to #31 - tenaciouslee (10/29/2015) [-]
That as a joke, my friend.

I highly doubt there's a man alive that can cum for six hours straight.
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#82 to #32 - skeptical (10/30/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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#93 to #25 - pentol ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I read that in GradeA's voice/accent.
Now i can skip abs day with a clean conscience.
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User avatar #16 to #14 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
Mine's like 3
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#36 to #1 - deckbox (10/30/2015) [-]
can confirm, except i have sex with my girlfriend 2-4 times a day, sometmes i wont cum at all, others a fair amount, others not so much,
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#68 to #1 - mexicandudeinsd (10/30/2015) [-]
rookie numbers
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#77 to #1 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
4 times in 2 hours? What are you, a girl?

Bitch, most FJ people will cum 4 times in 2 minutes.
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User avatar #55 to #1 - gingershavetrolls (10/30/2015) [-]
I have definitely masturbated 6 times in about an hour and a half. By the fifth it was just gratuitous. Barely anything came out. Maybe half a tiddlywink.
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User avatar #50 to #1 - theivindon (10/30/2015) [-]
that's not even impressive, 1v1 fap me on skype bro
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User avatar #13 to #1 - badgoodass (10/29/2015) [-]
you probably never burned off your skin, casul
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#2 to #1 - nathtou (10/29/2015) [-]
**nathtou used "*roll picture*"**
**nathtou rolled image**That it? Really?
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User avatar #9 to #1 - thunderchild ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-]
******* casual
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#33 to #1 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
when I was in highschool I was left alone in my house for 3 days
I hit a record of 17 times in one day because I just stayed in my room doing nothing
I'll tell you what, after about the 5th or 6th time it just started to hurt when I came.
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#39 to #33 - nanacacapoopoo (10/30/2015) [-]
Bitch please! You don't pain until you get scaly dick but fap anyway
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User avatar #58 to #39 - iambetterthanmypan (10/30/2015) [-]
>Be young teenager who just barely started masturbating
>No lube or lotion so I decide to use hand soap
>So smart
>One of the best fap sessions of my early career
>Wake up the next day, morning wood feeling like death
>Over the next few days peel off an exact replica of my dangle in dead skin
Never again
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User avatar #81 to #58 - civilizedwasteland (10/30/2015) [-]
did you wash the soap off after?
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User avatar #83 to #81 - iambetterthanmypan (10/30/2015) [-]
No
It was on of those ones with the little cleaning strips too
I masturbated dry every day it healed
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User avatar #86 to #83 - civilizedwasteland (10/30/2015) [-]
the soap just dried out your skin cause you didn't wash it off

you could do it again just gotta remember to wash off the soap
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User avatar #87 to #86 - iambetterthanmypan (10/30/2015) [-]
I know that much
But I'm never jacking off with hand soap again
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User avatar #6 to #1 - brickfest (10/29/2015) [-]
git gud
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#12 - englman (10/29/2015) [-]
Couldn't agree more.
Couldn't agree more.
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#45 to #40 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
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#38 - mycathascancer ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
"two little poots"
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User avatar #5 - vulcanrainbow (10/29/2015) [-]
i see pussy in the bottom right pic
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#15 to #5 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
That's her hand and it's shadow....
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User avatar #7 to #5 - AcidFlux (10/29/2015) [-]
You can see through that white skirt she's wearing?
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#11 to #7 - yuzabeach (10/29/2015) [-]
He meant bottom left pic I'm sure. He probably has a minor case of cardinal dyslexia.
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#27 to #11 - PenguinsOfMars (10/29/2015) [-]
or he's retarded
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User avatar #21 to #11 - vulcanrainbow (10/29/2015) [-]
yeah bottom left. I was thinking "Bottom left top right", and in my autistic fit put bottom left. Good job me
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User avatar #22 to #21 - vulcanrainbow (10/29/2015) [-]
aaand I've had a closer look and it is just her hand. God I really was autistic
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#70 - wrigleys (10/30/2015) [-]
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jesus christ this comment
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#17 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
sauce for actress?
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#56 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
>Implying girls like being covered in slimy sticky secretions

she was probably relieved
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User avatar #60 to #56 - alpacalypse (10/30/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised
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User avatar #65 to #60 - victorydanceofc (10/30/2015) [-]
I dunno about you or any of the girls you've been with, but in my opinion the less cum the better. The more spooge there is, the harder it is to swallow, and god knows I hate having to spit it out.
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User avatar #90 to #65 - timforthewin (10/30/2015) [-]
O.o
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User avatar #91 to #90 - victorydanceofc (10/30/2015) [-]
Oh.... hey there tim
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User avatar #92 to #91 - timforthewin (10/30/2015) [-]
lol
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#69 to #65 - terranrollerskates (10/30/2015) [-]
Meh, it does depend on diet as well though, not just personal tastes & preferences.
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User avatar #24 - uglychino (10/29/2015) [-]
They don't just cum once. He was probably ******* her and filming all day.
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#62 - shema (10/30/2015) [-]
**shema used "*roll picture*"**
**shema rolled image**he should **shema used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**shema rolls 0,750,213**have rep .inc like
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#88 to #62 - unforgivenfive (10/30/2015) [-]
Shema yisrael adonai elohaynu, adonai echad
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#94 to #88 - shema (10/31/2015) [-]
idk what you sayin.
idk what you sayin.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - unforgivenfive (11/01/2015) [-]
"Hear o'Israel, the lord is our God, the lord is one"
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User avatar #54 - ImmortalBaconEater (10/30/2015) [-]
Hydration is key
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#26 - amuzen (10/29/2015) [-]
you just run out of the stuff after awhile and the dudes a porn start. dude probably cums like five-ten times a day on average.
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User avatar #34 - iexs (10/30/2015) [-]
I found the video once, it was deleted but you can still see the comments, they're filled with SJW cunts complaining about his comment.


its pretty easy to find tho
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#64 to #34 - blahred (10/30/2015) [-]
You mind sharing this video
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User avatar #80 to #34 - oniseiji (10/30/2015) [-]
howamIsupposedtoenjoythiswithoutanysauce.png
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User avatar #43 - ninjagaiden (10/30/2015) [-]
where is the sauce to the vidya he is complaining about? I need it for cancer research.
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#49 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Right? She's clearly a bukkake kinda gal.
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#42 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** swiss
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#96 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
dude i know her...i hope no one is spreading this photo anywhere else
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#85 - omeguynamedlucass (10/30/2015) [-]
**omeguynamedlucass used "*roll picture*"**
**omeguynamedlucass rolled image**mfw watching the money shot.
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