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It's pretty easy. Just tell the Great White Sharks that some Black Sharks are moving in next door.

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Sharks like chewing on undersea
internet cables, so (Boogie wraps
them in Kevlar.
Pete Harbors C'
l How the hell do they cover sharks In
Kevlar?
co, hours ago C, Like ll Ill] 475 ll Remy

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#4 - mrrandomness (12/20/2015) [-]

dude i ******* love spaghetti

#39 to #4 - llyatanvas (12/21/2015) [-]

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Me too!

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#26 to #4 - juter (12/21/2015) [-]

" **** niqqa this black liqourice some ******** fam"

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#28 to #4 - dankmemepepe (12/21/2015) [-]

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#40 to #4 - ZeGerman (12/21/2015) [-]

Gills weak, fin is heavy

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#5 to #4 - Tusura (12/20/2015) [-]

"I've seen enough hentai"

#6 to #5 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

to want to see ecchi?

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#35 to #4 - thrifty (12/21/2015) [-]

#44 to #35 - skebaba ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]

Except sharks don't actually care about humans, but smaller aquatic lifeforms. Sure, they may come for you on an occasion, if you are stupid enough to bleed.

+181

#11 - mikepetru (12/20/2015) [-]

TFW you spend more than a minute trying to untangle your headphones and you've ******* had it

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#13 - relentlesspoop (12/20/2015) [-]

wanna dance **** boy?

#27 to #13 - RandomMRTroll [OP](12/21/2015) [-]

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#38 to #13 - thesinful (12/21/2015) [-]

#31 to #13 - sharkwithrobotarms (12/21/2015) [-]

bring it you cunt.

#42 to #31 - gongthehawkeye (12/21/2015) [-]

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

#29 to #13 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/21/2015) [-]

Sounds good ******* .

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#2 - emperorwatergate (12/20/2015) [-]

GIF

Very carefully.

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#16 - machiavellianhumor (12/21/2015) [-]

yet we dont have enough kevlar to give to all the troops

#24 to #16 - hiukuss (12/21/2015) [-]

are you retarded

#33 to #16 - gibroner (12/21/2015) [-]

probably cause not all the troops need kevlar it's reserved for the ones most likely to come under fire

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#18 to #16 - alucardhell (12/21/2015) [-]

It isn't a supply thing, it is a price thing.

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#20 to #18 - machiavellianhumor (12/21/2015) [-]

i know what it is

#30 to #20 - helenwheels (12/21/2015) [-]

Then you know the two are basically totally unrelated right?

If you mean too say the army is underfunded then you're also wrong.

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#7 - hellsjester (12/20/2015) [-]

and they say sharks only kill 5 people a year.... i call ******** if the power goes out in my neighborhood i know of at least 20 teens that would off themselves without their facebook time

#19 to #7 - brobathehutt (12/21/2015) [-]

Good thing this is fiber optics cable and not power cable, and that this doesn't affect the internet in your neighborhood.

#22 to #7 - kennyh (12/21/2015) [-]

Go sharks

#12 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]

it seems like a very expensive solution, isn't it? I mean come on, covering cables the length of an ocean with kevlar, can't they bury them or something?

#17 to #12 - lathyrusvii (12/21/2015) [-]

I think trying to dig on the floor of the ocean for the whole length of the cable is more expensive, actually.

Submarines don't work miracles.

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#1 - skelebones (12/20/2015) [-]

>gay rainbow filter

well im not surprised a faggot is too stupid to know how to wrap sharks in kevlar
maybe if you stopped stabbing your ******* brain sucking cock that deep youd ******* have one to learn **** with.

#21 to #1 - mikethemerciless (12/21/2015) [-]

Nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.

#37 - Vincenzo (12/21/2015) [-]

Just what this world needs, bulletproof sharks.

#34 - savagebessey (12/21/2015) [-]

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#3 - kumimono (12/20/2015) [-]

Very carefully.

#14 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]

Since the identifier goes to the nearest noun then its obvious kevlar goes to internet cables. 0/10 stupid post. Gotta keep the junk alive in funnyJUNK

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#9 - rbmroman (12/20/2015) [-]

Sharks need fiber... optics!

#15 to #9 - theintercourser (12/21/2015) [-]

good job pun spic

#25 to #9 - sedativechunk (12/21/2015) [-]

GIF

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#10 to #9 - funkyiestmonk (12/20/2015) [-]

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#47 - auryn (12/21/2015) [-]

People should stop posting gore, it attracts the sharks.

#46 - auryn (12/21/2015) [-]

Kevlar covered sharks sounds like the premise of a new Jaws movie.

#36 - sideismss (12/21/2015) [-]

wait, kevlar can't stop knives, how can it stop shark bites?

#41 to #36 - huzibizi (12/21/2015) [-]

who told you that

#43 to #41 - sideismss (12/21/2015) [-]

this guy vimeo.com/8502720

#45 to #43 - huzibizi (12/21/2015) [-]

it depends on the thickness of the kevlar, and how many layers are used. most stab & bullet proof vests I've seen in my area use 6 layers.

For example if I decided to shoot that block clay covered with kevlar at close range, it would also go through.