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Sharing one of my favourites

Next time a blacked number ale you Brewer like the:
Jim' s where house. You got the dough. we got the hoe."
Why does the not have any notes?
hi no " sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. haw may I
help you?"
Henderson' s Morgue. you stab em. we set: em. the e Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em haw an I direct your oall?"
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User avatar #3 - gemleonn (11/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Big Tony's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!
User avatar #16 - mysterie (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello, Jeff's abortion clinic, you rape em' we scrape em'. How may I help you?"
#7 - drfirebug (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Happy clown abortion clinic, we bring out the child in you!
User avatar #1 - ClockTank (11/26/2013) [-]
When I lived with a friend of mine, his mom called him frequently and he would always say something like this, but one that stuck was:

"La' Shawndas drug palace, serving all of West Michigan, how can I help you?"

His mom on the other end: "oh good lord.."
User avatar #39 - themilkisdead (11/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Storytime! Never done this before but here goes!

>be me, teenager
>see this online
>said something like "This is Joe's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it."
>found it funny ready to do this on the next call
>a few years pass and my brother and I find the real Avatar, an airbender named Aang and though he has a lot to learn... (okay joking a few days pass after seeing the post online).
>someone is calling me
> ************** .jpg
>see the number, not someone on my contacts list
>answer it with "This is Joe's sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?"
>the person answers "This is Three..."
>says some **** about some service they want
>not paying attention because i'm so shocked and embarrassed that it was my phones service provider
>after the phone call, i never did this again.
>moral of the story: don't be an idiot like me and have a nice day!
User avatar #41 - almightydough (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anon's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.
User avatar #27 - thesinful (11/26/2013) [-]
Wang's man whore service. You pay, we lay.
User avatar #24 - vladhellsing (11/26/2013) [-]
"Jim's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em. How may I help you?"
User avatar #21 - douthit (11/26/2013) [-]
Jim's Donation Clinic, you spank it, we bank it.
User avatar #2 - crafty badger (11/26/2013) [-]
Tony's abortion-for a small-fortune.
"YOU RAPE 'EM WE SCRAPE 'EM! NO FETUS CAN BEAT US!!!"
User avatar #35 - idoliam (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Dave's sperm bank! You spank it, we bank it."
User avatar #29 - NizzleBuckie (11/26/2013) [-]
Bob's Master Bait shop, how may I help you with your master baiting needs?
Sex World, go **** yourself!
User avatar #26 - moorbs (11/26/2013) [-]
Work phones me on a private number so probably not a good idea.
User avatar #25 - bubblestheimpaler (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Roadkill diner: You kill it we grill it. How can I help you?" Or "Major sexy's pizza. Today's special is Sexeroni."
User avatar #22 - ijordanbear (11/26/2013) [-]
Fred's Meat Farm, you can beat our meat, but you can't beat our prices.
How may I help you?
User avatar #5 - doombunni (11/26/2013) [-]
I used "Myrtle Beach City Morgue, you bag em we tag em" on a telemarketer once.
User avatar #51 - gmanofwonder (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dimmy Jimmy's Abortion Clinic! Before water break, before it's too late!
User avatar #43 - parr (11/26/2013) [-]
"Paco's Tacos, you kill em', we grill em'."
#14 - Deathscar (11/26/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Tony's Sperm to Adhesive. We turn what you blew into glue. How may I help you?"
User avatar #13 - insanepain (11/26/2013) [-]
Abused children for cannibal's hotline; You beat them, we eat them!
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