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Next time a blacked number ale you Brewer like the:
Jim' s where house. You got the dough. we got the hoe."
Why does the not have any notes?
hi no " sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. haw may I
help you?"
Henderson' s Morgue. you stab em. we set: em. the e Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas crematorium you kill 'em we grill 'em haw an I direct your oall?"
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#68 - tapeworms (11/26/2013) [-]
Man, I used one of those on an unfamiliar number when I first saw this a while ago. Turned out it was the library calling to tell me I had an overdue book. I returned the book shortly after and never went back.
Man, I used one of those on an unfamiliar number when I first saw this a while ago. Turned out it was the library calling to tell me I had an overdue book. I returned the book shortly after and never went back.
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#59 - rednameswag (11/26/2013) [-]
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#57 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
Jack's Sperm Bank, You jack it we pack it.
#54 - keybladewarrior (11/26/2013) [-]
"Big Daddy's Booty Parlor, we got the ass that will make you come fast. This is Booty Bandit speaking.
User avatar #52 - richardastley (11/26/2013) [-]
These are all dad jokes...
#63 to #52 - Spikeydeath (11/26/2013) [-]
My dads joke was getting arrested when i was 2, Ignoring me for my whole life. Then having the balls to tell me I ruined his life, then call me 2 months later to ask for money.
Haha...funny
User avatar #70 to #63 - richardastley (11/27/2013) [-]
lol Best joke ever!
#71 to #70 - Spikeydeath (11/27/2013) [-]
Yeah it was...especially the part where i got him arrested for stalking me.
User avatar #56 to #52 - rocksteady (11/26/2013) [-]
Dad that drinks, and didn't go to college maybe...
User avatar #51 - gmanofwonder (11/26/2013) [-]
Dimmy Jimmy's Abortion Clinic! Before water break, before it's too late!
User avatar #53 to #51 - itemexchange (11/26/2013) [-]
i always prefered you make em we scrape em
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User avatar #48 - brytonn (11/26/2013) [-]
"Bob's abortion clinic, no fetus can beat-us, how may I help you today"
User avatar #46 - kanatana (11/26/2013) [-]
City morgue, you stab em, we slab em.
User avatar #43 - parr (11/26/2013) [-]
"Paco's Tacos, you kill em', we grill em'."
User avatar #41 - almightydough (11/26/2013) [-]
Anon's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.
User avatar #44 to #41 - brucekillah (11/26/2013) [-]
clever dick
User avatar #40 - kevinipples (11/26/2013) [-]
Paco's Tacos what's your beef?

county sperm bank. you jack it, we pack it, how may i help you?
User avatar #39 - themilkisdead (11/26/2013) [-]
Storytime! Never done this before but here goes!

>be me, teenager
>see this online
>said something like "This is Joe's Sperm Bank, you jack it, we pack it."
>found it funny ready to do this on the next call
>a few years pass and my brother and I find the real Avatar, an airbender named Aang and though he has a lot to learn... (okay joking a few days pass after seeing the post online).
>someone is calling me
> ************** .jpg
>see the number, not someone on my contacts list
>answer it with "This is Joe's sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?"
>the person answers "This is Three..."
>says some **** about some service they want
>not paying attention because i'm so shocked and embarrassed that it was my phones service provider
>after the phone call, i never did this again.
>moral of the story: don't be an idiot like me and have a nice day!
User avatar #58 to #39 - sairajayn (11/26/2013) [-]
This is why you just put on accents- I answered Chinese before. It was the police wanting me to be a witness. I had to then go "Hold on please, *shouts my name*.....Oh hey.. speaking!"
User avatar #60 to #58 - themilkisdead (11/26/2013) [-]
You must of missed the part where I said I was a teenager
User avatar #61 to #60 - sairajayn (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey now I'm only 22. I started this at 14. So I've been doing it as a kid. ;)
User avatar #64 to #62 - sairajayn (11/26/2013) [-]
You're welcome for the tip of extra fun on the phone.
What is also fun? When you get a sales person approach (phone or in person) let them start their speech, and then completely take over and start to sell them something. They get so confused and flustered.
User avatar #66 to #64 - themilkisdead (11/26/2013) [-]
Thanks, but I have never had a salesperson call plus I'm not the type to do prank calls I just thought this one was easy enough. Thanks anyway and have a nice day!
User avatar #67 to #66 - sairajayn (11/26/2013) [-]
I don't make prank calls, I just have fun answering unknown numbers. But you lucky bugger never having a sales call! Have a nice day yourself!
User avatar #37 - Shiny (11/26/2013) [-]
Papa Murphy's Abortion Clinic, you bake 'em, we take 'em
User avatar #35 - idoliam (11/26/2013) [-]
"Dave's sperm bank! You ***** it, we bank it."
User avatar #42 to #35 - Sterski (11/26/2013) [-]
Damn, you beat me to it.
User avatar #38 to #35 - sabdoor (11/26/2013) [-]
This is how my father answers unknown numbers
#33 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
jacks abortion clinic .. you rape em we scrape em
User avatar #29 - NizzleBuckie (11/26/2013) [-]
Bob's Master Bait shop, how may I help you with your master baiting needs?
Sex World, go **** yourself!
User avatar #27 - thesinful (11/26/2013) [-]
Wang's man whore service. You pay, we lay.
User avatar #26 - moorbs (11/26/2013) [-]
Work phones me on a private number so probably not a good idea.
User avatar #25 - bubblestheimpaler (11/26/2013) [-]
"Roadkill diner: You kill it we grill it. How can I help you?" Or "Major sexy's pizza. Today's special is Sexeroni."
User avatar #30 to #25 - NizzleBuckie (11/26/2013) [-]
I always thought is was Mr. Sexy's Pizza? Or did I just hear Fez wrong?
User avatar #31 to #30 - bubblestheimpaler (11/26/2013) [-]
You're probably right. That's just what I say when my friends call, along with a few other ones.
User avatar #32 to #31 - NizzleBuckie (11/26/2013) [-]
meh, oh well
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