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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#7 - joshlol
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I am joshlol
User avatar #13 to #7 - captainwow
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Ain't nobody toppin' that.
#16 - Nahyon
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(07/01/2014) [-]
>wake up
>be me
everyday
#25 to #16 - hoban
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#19 to #16 - presidentmoose
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Comment Picture
#20 - presidentmoose
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(07/02/2014) [-]
My story would have to be that my fellow funnyjunkers think I'm so pathetic, I get a special PM about this content.
My story would have to be that my fellow funnyjunkers think I'm so pathetic, I get a special PM about this content.
User avatar #15 - ashyboii
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(07/01/2014) [-]
once i stubbed my toe and cry

like dis if u cri evertim
User avatar #2 - beautifull
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I once needed a piss but I was eating a donut so i was like ehh i can wait but then i realised i really needed to piss and still had half a donut (It was a great ******* donut) then i lifted the seat BUT WITH MY DONUT HAND, anyway my donut touched the seat (public toilet) and I spent around 15 minutes deciding whether i should eat it or not. In the end i threw it away, totally ruined Disney World for me...
User avatar #3 to #2 - theycallmesatan [OP]
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I cried at the end.
10/10
User avatar #6 to #3 - beautifull
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(07/01/2014) [-]
I haven't had a donut match it since.
User avatar #5 - theycallmesatan [OP]
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Okay, looks like I have to start it...

There I was standing there in front of my love, my world, the light on the street lamb shinning up on us, making everything else dark. Her hair slowly moving because of the chilled wind, I looked into her eyes and saw someone new. Hearing the words “it’s over” from her lips broke me inside, a tear rolled down her face, reminding me of all the memories we had together. I turned cold, I couldn't feel that warmth within me, everything was dark, the outside, the inside, I had let the darkness completely consume me, she took my cold hand in her hand on last time, held it tight one last time, looked me the eyes, gave me one last kiss on the cheek and turned around...
User avatar #18 to #5 - theycallmesatan [OP]
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Actually I found this on a random site.
User avatar #1 - mrshrapnel
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(07/01/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #22 - wcpapier
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(07/02/2014) [-]
> was trombosis patient
> was only dissapoint because of no trombosis joke
>only thing that could make me happy was tromboner
User avatar #21 - tinyhedgehog
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(07/02/2014) [-]
I used to eat butter out of the tub :c
Mickey mouse wouldn't hug me when I went to disney land. I followed him. no the lack of hugs wasn't because I was fat
Half my birthday cakes had my brother's name written on them.

When I was 12 I was walking around outside with my friend and she was texting and talking **** about whoever she was texting an' she called him a fag. I was sorta spaced out at the time and was really sheltered and whatever. I kinda forgot how to volume and yelled "WHAT'S A FAGGOT?" because I suck

Probably a lot more but I can't remember anything right now. Please give me hugs, FJ :c
User avatar #14 - captainwow
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(07/01/2014) [-]
After over a year of keeping it locked in captivity, I released my fap towel back into the wilderness in hopes that its natural instincts would kick back in.

I didn't wash it.
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