Shait. Time to get fit!. . citric' ici WHO' S. My V.A.T.S. says I have 0% chance to hit that
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#1 - thelizardlord (01/08/2014) [-]
My V.A.T.S. says I have 0% chance to hit that
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#13 to #1 - ljxjlos has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #1 - ljxjlos (01/08/2014) [-]
...did you really need V.A.T.S for that?

I mean, it´s as clear as if MC Hammer was dancing next to the picture singing "Can´t hit this"
#25 to #1 - skiskate (01/09/2014) [-]
Feelout New Vegas
User avatar #8 to #3 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
Well, no? Zero is zero..
User avatar #9 to #8 - nemesisyphus (01/08/2014) [-]
That was the joke.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
I know, now.
User avatar #11 to #10 - nemesisyphus (01/08/2014) [-]
Lol. Thumbs for being a good sport though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
Too many at the pub i guess. But thank you!
#36 to #3 - namffuh (01/09/2014) [-]
**** . I just commented that picture.
User avatar #29 to #3 - andywazowski (01/09/2014) [-]
Do you not know how this percentage thing works?
User avatar #2 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/08/2014) [-]
Guess who knows Emma Watson irl
not me
User avatar #4 to #2 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't see the eye, ipad issue, but here is my number. 0047 <-country ******** <- number in hiding.. Too scared to even meet someone like here..
#39 to #4 - hudis ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
Her*
#33 to #5 - ariscorp (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #2 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
But, if I could date her, it would be epic. Just must be said.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sechsjunk (01/08/2014) [-]
For me. I suppose..
User avatar #18 - shishini (01/09/2014) [-]
meanwhile we're all still sat waiting for the angry x to start uploading the sex tapes
User avatar #16 - metalmind (01/08/2014) [-]
I looked it up.
She isn't anymore.
#28 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
guess who cares
#34 - fragman ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Even the chances of admin allowing tits on this site again are higher than me having a shot with her...
User avatar #27 - ninjagaiden (01/09/2014) [-]
She's not single... Barely 24 hours after she broke up with her long time boyfriend shes been out with some Pro Rugby player.

So yeah, I wonder how long that has been going on hehe
#41 to #27 - ivroht (01/09/2014) [-]
RIP her vagina.
#43 to #27 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
They say that she's been single for a while but want to make her ex drug problem public...
User avatar #17 - fukitidk (01/09/2014) [-]
Like any of us have even the slighest chance to hit that
User avatar #22 to #17 - thegrayfox (01/09/2014) [-]
To be honest, you'd probably have a decent chance of hooking up with her, if you could somehow find a way to interact with her.

From what I could gather, of all the interviews I've watched of every celebrity... They're all human. If you presented yourself well, had confidence and showed interest, you'd have a shot. You don't have to be a movie start.

Just my 2 cents.
User avatar #31 to #17 - bcsaint (01/09/2014) [-]
not without chloroform and rope
User avatar #19 to #17 - ljxjlos (01/09/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #20 to #19 - fukitidk (01/09/2014) [-]
What kind of attitude ?
User avatar #24 to #20 - ljxjlos (01/09/2014) [-]
"Like any of us have even the slightest chance to hit that" that´s a defeatist attitude. You have to tell yourself "The only thing that´s between me and getting a chance to hit her is the fact that I don´t meet her. If I meet her, I´d have a chance".

If you go at it with a defeatist attitude, it´s just logical that you won´t have a chance.
User avatar #45 to #24 - fukitidk (01/10/2014) [-]
But it is the most reliable attutide, because the world is not fair to everyone.
User avatar #46 to #45 - ljxjlos (01/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you won´t change that for yourself, if you don´t look at it like that. Actually, if you ever met Emma Watson, for example, you´d have the same chance as everyone else to hit here...Also the same chance as her ex for example... Stars are also only people.
#21 to #20 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
Not with an attitude, with balls.
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (01/08/2014) [-]
It´s ALWAYS time to get fit. You never know when you might meet her or anybody similar irl.
#30 - bcsaint (01/09/2014) [-]
as well as Jake Gyllenhaal, just some info for the gay guys here
as well as Jake Gyllenhaal, just some info for the gay guys here
User avatar #38 to #30 - richardstiffy (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm not gay but even I'd date Jake Gyllenhaal.
#44 - aguywithlonghair (01/09/2014) [-]
Boyfriend or not, it won't stop me fapping to her pics.
Boyfriend or not, it won't stop me fapping to her pics.
#42 - icchiwolf (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #37 - mutzaki (01/09/2014) [-]
I'd be into her if she didn't remind me too much of my sister.
User avatar #40 to #37 - ivroht (01/09/2014) [-]
Meh. You would if you could get away with it.

And then you could do Emma Watson too, no issues.

Result!
#32 - John Cena (01/09/2014) [-]
So what, prostitutes are much cheaper
#26 - datfozzy (01/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - mrwatcher (01/09/2014) [-]
brilliant time to put the plan into action
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