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User avatar #6 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
i found the original, but she's a nasty fat ******* cow

imgur.com/r/nsfw_gifs/tk1UCGd
#7 to #6 - generalgestapo [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
hmm I think I still would...
User avatar #8 to #6 - NeucularNINJA (01/03/2015) [-]
Why wouldn't you post a link to the same gif just on another site?
User avatar #9 to #8 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
not sure of what exactly you were saying, but when i bring source, i make sure its erectionary source.
User avatar #10 to #9 - NeucularNINJA (01/03/2015) [-]
new4.fjcdn.com/gifs/Sfw+gif+jeez_a4ac13_5408881.gif Meant post this instead of actual source
User avatar #11 to #10 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
oh. cause i wanted to bring source. i dunno.
User avatar #13 to #11 - NeucularNINJA (01/03/2015) [-]
It's ok you're a better person than I
User avatar #14 to #6 - captainprincess (01/03/2015) [-]
That's not a fat cow
That's a plush buxom babe with pillowy flesh
She even LOOKS soft-skinned

**** man maybe you want mr skeltal instead
User avatar #15 to #14 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
i prefer a slim thing whos fat rolls wouldnt applaud me when im ******* her, i dont want to worry about her belly rubbing against the blankets when taking her doggy style. i want a women who can run at least 2 miles if needed, same as me. i prefer health over stretch marks. that and fat chicks have a **** self esteem and jump on almost nny dick that shows them attention.
User avatar #16 to #15 - captainprincess (01/03/2015) [-]
What are you a vegan?
Do you also sleep on a wooden plank?
Do you like socks made of scales or chain?
Do you like skimmed milk? Fat-free margerine?

yeah enjoy rolling around with your brittle little twigs
try not to break them ey I can't imagine that's incredibly sexy
User avatar #17 to #16 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
no, i am not a vegan, i sleep on a clifornia king size. i enjoy health and logevity, and being able to **** for up to and pass an hour without the misses passing out from cardiac arreest

what are you, a fat ******* cow?
do you also beleive in "fat acceptance" and thin privilage?
do you like extra wide ambulances and your soda to have a small size of 3 gallons?
do you like your chocalate milk to be more chocalate than milk?

yeah, enjoy your fat inability to do anything remotely healthy, lasty in bed, and your dick being hidden by 300 pounds of "health" which direction of health is up to definition.


mind you i follow the old norse ways of health. fight, drink, eat, **** . repeat.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainprincess (01/03/2015) [-]
So you DO like soft and comfortable things
But not soft and comfortable people

****** weirdo
User avatar #19 to #18 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
yea, if soft means i enjoy boxing, wearing 80 pounds of steel and fighting people using weapons to try to knock me out, hard work, and i enjoy the glory of a body in power, after having spent two years hitch hiking and learning how fun it is to be able to feed myself with nothing but a knife.
User avatar #20 to #19 - captainprincess (01/04/2015) [-]
oo big tough boy
aren't you special
User avatar #21 to #20 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
probably, considering just wiping my ass wouldnt make me start wheezing, which to be frank, would be a miracle for some whale who's only thought of "health" is a diet coke after loading down on enough fat to feed a small ****** village for a week.
User avatar #22 to #21 - captainprincess (01/04/2015) [-]
oOo
What a special little cookie you are! You can wipe your ass! Ouhh, mama's so proud of her big brave boy!
User avatar #23 to #19 - kevinator (01/04/2015) [-]
I respect all of the things you do, wich are impressive (I'm more of a mechanical worker than a body worker) but honestly, said like that, but you make it seem like you're trying too hard with this guy. I also understand your opinion about the chick, meanwhile I find her on the edge of ''being ok'' but that's each their own.
#1 - xskullgirlsx (01/03/2015) [-]
SFW gif
SFW gif
User avatar #3 to #1 - thenobodyorigin (01/03/2015) [-]
Do you got more of these?
User avatar #5 to #4 - thenobodyorigin (01/03/2015) [-]
Dammit.

Skully top tier tough.
User avatar #12 to #1 - captainprincess (01/03/2015) [-]
the look on her face, for some reason, makes me think of a horrendously abused person
Just like

" ***** sake he wants to violently rape me again, this is not how I wanted to start the day"

The things I think about
User avatar #2 to #1 - giffythetoad (01/03/2015) [-]
That's nice. If i could animate like that, I'd be banned real quick.
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