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Sexy Voice Request Comp

 


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On January 1st, to celebrate the new year, I let users request me to say whatever they desired in a seductive tone.


This is a compilation of every request.


Thanks a lot, everyone!

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Submitted: 01/03/2015
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#118 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
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>people who think I'm admin
#5 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [+] (10 replies)
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I literally spent the last few days working on this non-stop, hardly breaking to eat. I did the first 30 recording on a full day without sleep, and the latter literally without doing anything else for hours. There were 177 requests in total.

But I won't have the time to do stuff like this soon, so I'm enjoying it while I can! Thank you for all your wonderful submissions, and joshlol phanact and admin, we're a ship now.

User avatar #1 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
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#36 to #1 - switchctiws (01/03/2015) [-]
The penis in my heart is erect.
#39 to #1 - AreyouSerious (01/03/2015) [-]
beautiful
User avatar #51 to #1 - twondai (01/03/2015) [-]
i want to shove a bottle of tabasco sauce in your anus
#2 to #1 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/03/2015) [-]
sempai noticed me
#3 to #2 - kwizzer (01/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #1 - josemanuelcenteno (01/03/2015) [-]
Yujuuu found myself!
User avatar #27 to #1 - mcmonsterkitty ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I feel pretty.
User avatar #31 to #1 - deathklokiller (01/03/2015) [-]
<33
#79 to #1 - resurrectionblade (01/04/2015) [-]
just realize your name
#85 to #1 - sulfurhexafluoride (01/04/2015) [-]
hey thx man, tbh I thought itd be a girls voice so you made my day
#99 to #1 - resurrectionblade (01/04/2015) [-]
cool to see that i made it in
#116 to #1 - guychre (01/04/2015) [-]
So  dank. Awsome
So dank. Awsome
User avatar #132 to #1 - larrynonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks brotha
#38 to #1 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
master has summoned me?
master has summoned me?
#35 to #1 - suchtino ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #33 to #1 - helifapter (01/03/2015) [-]
Dank you m10-2
User avatar #63 to #1 - jayeti (01/03/2015) [-]
i dont remember when i was mentioned last time
User avatar #30 to #1 - corporate ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Love You
#62 to #1 - redteamgriff (01/03/2015) [-]
Senpai noticed me!
User avatar #23 to #1 - KevinPutt (01/03/2015) [-]
You make me feel so special.
User avatar #55 to #1 - maxismahname (01/03/2015) [-]
Yay, I am relevant
User avatar #12 to #1 - duskmane ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
Lol, if i'd know this was going to happen, I...

**** it, I wouldn't have changed a thing.
User avatar #50 to #1 - ashadowguy ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
amazing absolutley amazing
#28 to #1 - tehwaffles (01/03/2015) [-]
Thank you based Hank.
#40 to #1 - zepherius (01/03/2015) [-]
Why am I erect. Also why was I mentioned?
User avatar #41 to #40 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
Just alerting everyone in the comp!
#42 to #41 - zepherius (01/03/2015) [-]
Explains why I am erect. Thanks man!
User avatar #43 to #42 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
Aww. You guys really are the sweetest.
#44 to #43 - zepherius (01/03/2015) [-]
I mean, you made the sexy voice for shoving madagascar in your ass for me so hey, gotta love you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
Hehe, I'm just a really sensitive guy and it's mind-blowing to be getting all this praise from an imageboard on the internet!
#46 to #45 - zepherius (01/03/2015) [-]
You deserve it you sexy bastard.
User avatar #47 to #46 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
#26 to #1 - nibbero (01/03/2015) [-]
You sure know how to turn up the heat.
You sure know how to turn up the heat.
User avatar #61 to #26 - KevinPutt (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm a sexy widdle dumpwing.
#6 - noschool (01/03/2015) [-]
well that was a nice 5 seconds of fame
User avatar #57 to #6 - maxismahname (01/03/2015) [-]
Mine was 3
#53 - grizzledick (01/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #125 - leonhardt (01/04/2015) [-]
#127 to #125 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
Give me a couple hours for it to be morning, and it's on!

Gentleman's competition. May the sexiest voice win.
User avatar #131 to #128 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
Rules:

1: Brevity. As much as we'd both like to croon for hours, each sound clip is limited to 15 seconds. A sexy voice doesn't need a lot of time to woo.
2: Winner will be decided by thumb count accumulated over every individual submission.
3: We will go until we can no longer reply to each other.
4: If by the time we can no longer reply, we are inequal in submissions, whoever is left with another one to do will simply reply to the original submission with a '>>' to the previous submission.

Winning will be its own reward, and I will pm you about the penalty for losing.

When I am ready, I will allow you to start us off.

May our sportsmanship shine.
User avatar #133 to #131 - leonhardt (01/04/2015) [-]
I await the chance to test my chords against yours.
User avatar #134 to #133 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
FunnyJunk may never be the same.
#157 to #133 - chords (01/05/2015) [-]
....like a pokemon battle sort of thing ? no ty
#106 - chaoticlaw (01/04/2015) [-]
Went ahead and closed my 104 tabs of straight ***** femdom porn.










This is all I'll need tonight.
#138 - blarggman (01/04/2015) [-]
I don't have the patience to see if mine is on there. But you're one dedicated som bitch.
I don't have the patience to see if mine is on there. But you're one dedicated som bitch.
#145 - NekustaII (01/04/2015) [-]
God damn being featured for 8 seconds has never felt so great

you're awesome man
User avatar #146 to #145 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
I've never felt so loved!
#67 - dictatorangel (01/03/2015) [-]
is it wrong to be sexually attracted to a disembodied voice? Cause it's too late.
#74 to #69 - dictatorangel (01/03/2015) [-]
Well in that case we should hook up sooner than later... so like now?
User avatar #75 to #74 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/03/2015) [-]
I ship it.
#56 - alyssryuzaki (01/03/2015) [-]
holy **** op
Nice.
#147 - metacobalion (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm a little disappointed. I expected a sexy female voice. Like Serana from Skyrim or something. Still an amazing job though. You could easily get a job as a voice actor.
User avatar #148 to #147 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
God, you guys are too flattering. I was literally at the worst state I could possibly be to do any sort of voice-work when I recorded all of these.

I'm never going to forget this day.
#151 to #147 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
God I love Serana this is wallpaper sized btw, my current one
#107 - itsthetie ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
this is fukken brilliant mate
User avatar #108 to #107 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
Y'know I'd never actually done anything of this caliber for FJ, like I said this was constant work.

Now I truly understand what you OC comic makers go through!

I may not be getting paid, but all this love from the community is worth it.

Love your comics, man! <3
User avatar #109 to #108 - itsthetie ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
I can imagine, recording all that **** must've taken forever!

I'm not getting paid either, but I'm working hard on changing that though, haha

thank you so much<3
User avatar #110 to #109 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
Recording was the fun part! As you can see though, out of these past few days, only 42 minutes of it all was recording.

The rest was painstakingly re-downloading every sound file, screenshotting every comment, resizing every comment in editing, and categorizing them all as I went.

That's actually a question I've always wanted to ask: as a visual artist, does drawing ever feel like work? For me, making a video is usually really fun when I'm making it up as I go along, but when I have a clear goal in mind (especially when all the entertainment has already been done and I'm just polishing) it feels like work to me.
User avatar #111 to #110 - itsthetie ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Well it paid off, this video is legit funny

It's kinda the same as your situation. Drawing is the fun part, it takes me anywhere from 15-45 minutes to do a panel. The work-part is coloring and polishing. It adds at least an hour to every comic I make, and I always scour for any white pixels I might've missed.
User avatar #112 to #111 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2015) [-]
Well your work pays off, too. Yours is by far my favorite art style on FJ for all the time I've been here!

User avatar #113 to #112 - itsthetie ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
d'aww you, thank you so much man, it means a lot

#54 - puresoul ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
I enjoyed these.
User avatar #158 - tdogmeds (01/05/2015) [-]
Late to the party, but I'm glad to be a part of things!
#154 - galaxyguy (01/04/2015) [-]
Man, I would pay to have this guy narrate my love life.
Man, I would pay to have this guy narrate my love life.
#152 - lordsepulchure (01/04/2015) [-]
Oh OP...
#136 - stimtheone ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
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