Sexual assault is not cool. . 43 minutes ago We were throwing this rager at my frat house last weekend. There was this hot chick there dancing REEAALLY slutty.
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Sexual assault is not cool

43 minutes ago
We were throwing this rager at my frat house
last weekend. There was this hot chick there
dancing REEAALLY slutty. She put Miley
Cyrus to shame. As the night went on she
got worse and worse and guys were giving
her shots left and right. Later on I decided to
try my luck and take her up to my room. At
this point, she was shit faced and I only had
2 beers. We got to my room, shut the door,
and she threw herself onto my bed. This was
my chance. Shes sprawled out on my bed.
Mumbling words I can' t understand. I knew
she would remember any of this the next
morning, so with a half grin on my face, I did
what any guy would
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User avatar #2 - optimogappi ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
The good inside me said yes to the ending, but my penis said no.
User avatar #6 - sirrelevant (10/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Drunk sex is fun, sex with people who are completely shitfaced is not.
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#7 - spelt has deleted their comment [+] (32 replies)
#11 to #7 - huszti (10/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - douthit (10/01/2013) [+] (24 replies)
There is no other instance in our culture in which being intoxicated relieves you of your responsibilities and actions. Drunk in public--crime. Drunk and disorderly--crime. Drunk driving--crime. Drunk and have sex--YOU'RE THE VICTIM?!

What the actual fuck.
#27 to #16 - hansjob (10/01/2013) [-]
in all the situations you described, you are the one acting. the fact that someone is drunk does not absolve others of the responsibility of their actions
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#26 to #8 - moonmoonsmom (10/01/2013) [-]
You don't have to be a "white knight" to know right from wrong and how to do the right thing.
#23 - pedobearRAW (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 - indecisivejew (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Its funny because if the genders were reversed it would still not legally be sexual assault or rape like it is in this example, and if the sober girl got pregnant the guy who did not consent, he would still have to pay child support.
User avatar #30 to #12 - coolcalx (10/01/2013) [-]
except you're wrong. it would legally be sexual assault.
#63 - fizzor (10/01/2013) [-]
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#131 - rambomanthree (10/01/2013) [+] (46 replies)
>Implying fucking a drunk chick who is willingly opening her legs to you is rape.
#164 to #131 - helenwheels (10/01/2013) [-]
>Implying fucking someone who is shitfaced is morally upright.
#79 - wardylocks (10/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
didn't expect this from fj after all the shitty rape jokes i see   
but anyhow, well done fj, you've actually made me not think you're all shitebags
didn't expect this from fj after all the shitty rape jokes i see
but anyhow, well done fj, you've actually made me not think you're all shitebags
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#232 - demencialmx has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#244 to #232 - icefall (10/02/2013) [-]
Reading comprehension level: kindergarden
User avatar #158 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ITT: People trying to justify fucking a passed out drunk girl because it's the only time they'll get close to fucking a girl.
User avatar #14 - skaffanl (10/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This makes me remember Superbad:

"It's not wrong if you're drunk too."
#45 - crazyeyedbioll (10/01/2013) [+] (28 replies)
She got drunk off her own consent, knowing full well the possible consequences. That wouldn't have been sexual assault. Today's retarded society just doesnt like taking responsibility for their own stupidity. Now that my rant is over the joke was enjoyable
User avatar #53 to #45 - goldenleaf (10/01/2013) [-]
I"m just gonna copy and paste what I said to someone else.

Its completely different if you're passed out drunk, or too drunk to say no. If you're drunk and all HEY LETS FUCK WOO that's different than some guy or girl guiding you to some room and fucking you while you're too intoxicated to resist. That's rape. You don't do that to someone really fucked up on drugs, so you shouldn't do it to someone really fucked up on alcohol.
#101 - elynichujy (10/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I guess you could say... Rape is a touchy subject.
#22 - krikk (10/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This was probably the most unexpected turn of events.

Pic related, I have no idea what to post to be honest.
#320 - theseamonster (10/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So I'm walking back to my apartment when I notice this girl stumbling down the street. 8/10 easy and she is noticeably intoxicated.
I go to talk to her to make sure she's ok. Ask her where she lives and if she needs help getting there. Manages to tell me where she lives and I realize she's on the completely wrong street.
Good guy Anon to the rescue. I offer to walk her all the way to her place and she accepts. Finally get there and she thanks me about 1.4 million times. All of sudden she just starts crying. Ask what's wrong, and she tells me that her friends just left her at some party. Give her an awkward comfort hug because I don't get much interaction with random girls, let alone beautiful random girls.
Immediately hugs back, feels like a squid constricting me. After a solid minute-long hug, she lunges at my lips, like a lusty cougar pouncing at a terrified raccoon.
I don’t know what to do at first, but my lust got the better of me.
Invites me in to "relax." Accept and learn quickly that relaxing was the last thing on her mind. Then we start all of the naughty stuff.
She was just about to give me head, and that's when my actual brain starting working again. She is wasted, and while I could easily get it in right now, there were two main things preventing me from doing so.
1. I have a conscious, so I don't want to hurt her feelings or anything.
2. There's no telling how she reacts in the morning. So not only would it be wrong, it could very well become a bigger headache than it’s worth.
Time to pull the plug. Stop her and explain how I felt about it all, and I surprisingly earned a ton of respect and even more thank yous.
Help her get dressed and into bed, and she passes out instantly. I then let myself out, and strolled home like I was part of Katrina and the Waves.

#213 - felixjarl ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - vampiresensei (10/01/2013) [-]
I did not expect that turn of events.
I approve.
User avatar #64 - imvexx (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I expected him to sacrifice her to Satan for some odd reason.
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